| 2004-04-30
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"I want to get online. I need a computer!"
[Keanu Reeves (Johnny Mnemonic)
from Johnny Mnemonic] |
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(background)
"I want Room Service!"
[Keanu Reeves (Johnny Mnemonic)
from Johnny Mnemonic] |
| 2004-04-29
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"Really, Dr. McCoy, you must learn to govern your passions. They will be your undoing."
[Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock)
from Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan] |
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(background)
"Scotty, I need warp speed in three minutes or we're all dead."
[William Shatner (James T. Kirk)
from Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan] |
| 2004-04-28
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"You're just a mass of prejudices, aren't you? You're so much thought and so little feeling, professor."
[Katharine Hepburn (Tracy Lord)
from Philadelphia Story, The] |
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(background)
"Shall we have sherry on the porch?"
[Mary Nash (Margaret Lord)
from Philadelphia Story, The] |
| 2004-04-27
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(background)
"How could this happen? How could you humiliate me this way? I am ashamed to be your mother!"
[Faye Dunaway (Joan Crawford)
from Mommie Dearest] |
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"You're nothing but a rotten, crooked lawyer supplying the grease that makes this shitty movie business work."
[Faye Dunaway (Joan Crawford)
from Mommie Dearest] |
| 2004-04-26
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"Yeah, I tried pushing it in and shoving it in. It just won't go in my mousehole."
[Peter Linz (Tutter)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
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(background)
"I was just about to look at some dirt. Oh, cool! Hey, do you wanna look?"
[Noel McNeal (Bear)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
| 2004-04-23
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"This is either madness or brilliant. –It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide."
[Orlando Bloom (Will Turner) | Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl] |
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(background)
"No heroes amongst thieves, eh?"
[Orlando Bloom (Will Turner)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl] |
| 2004-04-22
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"Oh, god, here we go again. Dork alert!"
[Trey Parker (Eric Cartman)
from South Park] |
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(background)
"You wanna get high?"
[Matt Stone (Towelie)
from South Park] |
| 2004-04-21
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"You know the President felt we couldn't afford the money for a Health and Education program, so he vetoed the bill… as simple as A-B-M."
[Lily Tomlin (Herself)
from Laugh-In] |
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(background)
"The preceding program was recorded earlier so the producer and cast didn't have to walk home in the dark."
[Gary Owens (Himself)
from Laugh-In] |
| 2004-04-20
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"There are two kinds of metal in this yard: scrap and art. If you've gotta eat one of them, eat the scrap. What you currently have in your mouth is art!"
[Harry Connick Jr. (Dean McCoppin)
from Iron Giant, The] |
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(background)
"This is espresso, you know? It's like coffee-zilla."
[Harry Connick Jr. (Dean McCoppin)
from Iron Giant, The] |
| 2004-04-16
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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. –Gol-darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a 20-dollar whore."
[Harvey Korman (Hedley Lamarr) | Slim Pickens (Taggart)
from Blazing Saddles] |
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(background)
"I love it when you talk dirty."
[Harvey Korman (Hedley Lamarr)
from Blazing Saddles] |
| 2004-04-15
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(background)
"Coming at you!"
[Keith Andes (Birdman)
from Birdman] |
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"Stay here, Blip, I'm going down!"
[Gary Owens (Space Ghost)
from Space Ghost] |
| 2004-04-08
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"I'm your court-appointed theatrical agent."
[Ken Lerner (Agent)
from Running Man, The] |
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(background)
"The love of my life, my Number One Fan!"
[Richard Dawson (Damon Killian)
from Running Man, The] |
| 2004-04-07
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(background)
"He ain't workin' for the man no more! So screw you with some sexual harrassment on top!"
[Pete Williams (Rocko Gambiani)
from Undergrads] |
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"What are credit cards for, if not downloading fake pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt?"
[Pete Williams (Parker 'Nitz' Walsh)
from Undergrads] |
| 2004-04-06
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"I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates."
[Orlando Bloom (Will Turner)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl] |
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(background)
"I may have deserved that."
[Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl] |
| 2004-04-05
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"Now I will make you bark like the dog you are!"
[Corey Burton (Muy Caliente)
from Johnny Bravo] |
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(background)
"Put that one on the psycho list."
[Jeff Bennett (Johnny Bravo)
from Johnny Bravo] |
| 2004-04-02
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"Trucker shorthand brutalizes my vocabulary banks."
[William Daniels (K.I.T.T.)
from Knight Rider] |
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(background)
"I do not wish to go back to the slammer!"
[Paul Frees (K.A.R.R.)
from Knight Rider] |
| 2004-04-01
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"Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to?! Why can't you treat me the way I would be treated by any stranger on the street?! –Because I am not one of your fans!"
[Faye Dunaway (Joan Crawford) | Diana Scarwid (Christina Crawford (adult))
from Mommie Dearest] |
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(background)
"What's wire hangers doing in this closet?!"
[Faye Dunaway (Joan Crawford)
from Mommie Dearest] |
