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April 30 - "I shall never rest until I bring him to justice." - [Space Ghost (Gary Owens) from Space Ghost] |
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April 29 - "Ladies and gentlemen, the truth is that mutants are very real and they are among us." - [Bruce Davison from X-Men] |
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April 28 - "Mutation. It is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millenia, evolution leaps forward." - [Patrick Stewart from X-Men] |
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April 25~27 - "Well, that's great. Either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy. –I don't think you're crazy. –Oh, good, that makes me feel so much better." - [Sigourney Weaver and Bill Murray from GhostBusters] |
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April 24 - "Wife got you down? Boss makin' you angry? Kids yellin' at you? Well, Fudge 'Em!" - [Chef (Isaac Hayes) from South Park] |
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April 23 - "All Raiders are all destroyed. –All destroyed? How? We took them by surprise. –Apparently it was not as big a surprise as we had hoped for." - [Cylon Warrior and Imperious Leader (cylon and Patrick Macnee) from Battlestar Galactica] |
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April 22 - "Come along, Duchess, kittens. Come along!" - [Madame Adelaide Bonfamille (Hermione Baddeley) from The Aristocats] |
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April 21 - "You can't keep us here, you know. We're Americans. We have rights. –Including the right to bear arms! So, uh, could we, like, have some guns?" - [Cornfed Pig and Duckman (Gregg Berger and Jason Alexander) from Duckman] |
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April 18~20 - "Today, one of these lucky contestants will win his-or-her weight in fish, right here on… –Wheel Of Fish!" - [Gedde Watanabe and crowd from UHF] |
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April 17 - "Roger, Bravo Delta, this is Sitting Duck. I have Bogie Queen in my sights, and I’m, uh, going to shoot bullets at it now." - [unknown soldier from The Powerpuff Girls] |
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April 16 - "You know, some of the greatest inventors of all time started as complete, hopeless failures, too." - [Carl Wheezer (Rob Paulsen) from Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius] |
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April 15 - "You call that a tax cut? I've seen haircuts more drastic!" - [Mr. Landon from Daria] |
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April 14 - "Lloyd, honey, be a playwright with guts. Write me one about a nice normal woman who just shoots her husband." - [Bette Davis from All About Eve] |
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April 12~13 - An "e-pal" of mine, Chris Pirillo from Lockergnome and Gnomedex, recently had a parting of ways with the folks at TechTV. So, for Chris, I'm putting up a few sounds from when he was host of Call For Help.
"I mean, it's on Microsoft's page. How evil can it be?"
"Now tell me, what does 'wimp' stand for?"
"Man, I'm so in trouble." |
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April 11 - "Flint, the world's in trouble! –It usually is, but it manages to extricate itself without my help." - [Lee J. Cobb and James Coburn from Our Man Flint] |
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April 10 - "Oh, uh, Bloody Mary. –No hard liquor served past 8 o'clock. Do you want a Virgin? –Umm, maybe, but, uh, I'll have a couple of drinks first." - [Cassandra Peterson and Lynne Marie Stewart from Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark] |
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April 9 - "You'd better start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo. You're getting a cavity in your brain." - [Carroll O'Connor from All In The Family] |
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April 8 - "Strength is irrelevant. Resistance is futile. We wish to improve ourselves. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service ours." - [the Borg from Star Trek: The Next Generation] |
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April 7 - "There's a war out there, old friend. A world war. And it's not about whose got the most bullets., it's about who controls the information. What you see and hear, how we work, what we think… it's all about the information!" - [Ben Kingsley from Sneakers] |
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April 4~6 - "Thanks, Dogbert. You really bailed me out. –Oh, it's nothing you wouldn't've done for me if you weren't you and I wasn't me and everything was completely different." - [Dilbert and Dogbert (Daniel Stern and Chris Elliott) from Dilbert] |
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April 3 - "What foul luck! The controls are jammed and I'm stuck to this magnetic shield!" - [Zargon from Frankenstein, Jr.] |
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April 2 - "Lorelei, do you know about the Birds and the Bees? -No. -Well, I better get out of here or you're going to find out!" - [Jody McCrea and Marta Kristen from Beach Blanket Bingo] |
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April 1 - "There's something screwy awound here." - [Elmer Fudd (Mel Blanc) from a Looney Tunes cartoon] |
