| 2003-04-30
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"I shall never rest until I bring him to justice."
[Gary Owens (Space Ghost)
from Space Ghost] |
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(background)
"Quiet, please, I'm trying to drive."
[Ben Stein (Dr. Ben Stein)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
| 2003-04-29
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the truth is that mutants are very real and they are among us."
[Bruce Davison
from X-Men] |
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(background)
"Three words: Are mutants dangerous?"
[Bruce Davison
from X-Men] |
| 2003-04-28
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(background)
"You call that a landing?"
[Hugh Jackman
from X-Men] |
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"Mutation. It is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millenia, evolution leaps forward."
[Patrick Stewart
from X-Men] |
| 2003-04-25
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"Well, that's great. Either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy. –I don't think you're crazy. –Oh, good, that makes me feel so much better."
[Sigourney Weaver (Dana Barrett) | Bill Murray (Dr. Peter Venkman)
from Ghostbusters] |
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(background)
"OK, son, now you're starting to scare the viewers."
[Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
| 2003-04-24
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(background)
"OK, that's enough fat-ass jokes for this week."
[Trey Parker (Eric Cartman)
from South Park] |
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"Wife got you down? Boss makin' you angry? Kids yellin' at you? Well, Fudge 'Em!"
[Isaac Hayes (Jerome 'Chef' McElroy)
from South Park] |
| 2003-04-23
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(background)
"By your command."
[uncredited (Cylon Centurion (Silver))
from Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series] |
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"All Raiders are all destroyed. –All destroyed? How? We took them by surprise. –Apparently it was not as big a surprise as we had hoped for."
[uncredited (Cylon Centurion (Silver)) | Patrick Macnee (Imperious Leader)
from Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series] |
| 2003-04-22
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"Come along, Duchess, kittens. Come along!"
[Hermione Baddeley (Madame Adelaide Bonfamille)
from AristoCats, The] |
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(background)
"Kitty!" (version 2)
[Mary Gibbs (Boo/Mary)
from Monsters, Inc.] |
| 2003-04-21
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(background)
"The password is 'Bad Writing.'"
[uncredited
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
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"You can't keep us here, you know. We're Americans. We have rights. –Including the right to bear arms! So, uh, could we, like, have some guns?"
[Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig) | Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
| 2003-04-18
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(background)
"Stupid!"
[Gedde Watanabe (Kuni)
from UHF] |
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"Today, one of these lucky contestants will win his-or-her weight in fish, right here on… –Wheel Of Fish!"
[Gedde Watanabe (Kuni) | uncredited
from UHF] |
| 2003-04-17
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(background)
"And it is this reporter's opinion that perhaps none of this would've happened if the Powerpuff Girls would've just saved the day."
[unknown
from Powerpuff Girls, The] |
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"Roger, Bravo Delta, this is Sitting Duck. I have Bogie Queen in my sights, and I’m, uh, going to shoot bullets at it now."
[unknown
from Powerpuff Girls, The] |
| 2003-04-16
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"You know, some of the greatest inventors of all time started as complete, hopeless failures, too."
[Rob Paulsen (Carl Wheezer)
from Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius] |
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(background)
"Shhh! –What, are you leaky tires?"
[uncredited | Rob Paulsen (Yakko Warner)
from Animaniacs] |
| 2003-04-15
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"You call that a tax cut? I've seen haircuts more drastic!"
[Bart Fasbender (Andrew Landon)
from Daria] |
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(background)
"Tune in next week for the hilarious funeral episode on Totally Ineffectual Dad!"
[uncredited (announcer)
from Dinosaurs] |
| 2003-04-14
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(background)
"Eww, the memory."
[Ashley Albert (Tiffany Blum-Deckler)
from Daria] |
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"Lloyd, honey, be a playwright with guts. Write me one about a nice normal woman who just shoots her husband."
[Bette Davis (Margo Channing)
from All About Eve] |
| 2003-04-12
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"I mean, it's on Microsoft's page. How evil can it be?"
[Chris Pirillo (Himself)
from Call For Help] |
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(background)
"That's a lot of Schwartzes."
[Chris Pirillo (Himself)
from Call For Help] |
|
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"Man, I'm so in trouble."
[Chris Pirillo (Himself)
from Call For Help] |
|
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"Now tell me, what does 'wimp' stand for?"
[Chris Pirillo (Himself)
from Call For Help] |
| 2003-04-11
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"Flint, the world's in trouble! –It usually is, but it manages to extricate itself without my help."
[Lee J. Cobb (Cramden) | James Coburn (Derek Flint)
from Our Man Flint] |
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(background)
"Enemy neutralized, ladies and gentlemen."
[computer generated (Number 1)
from Short Circuit] |
| 2003-04-10
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(background)
"Did you think you could stop me with your toys?"
[William Morgan Sheppard (Vincent Talbot)
from Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark] |
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"Oh, uh, Bloody Mary. –No hard liquor served past 8 o'clock. Do you want a Virgin? –Umm, maybe, but, uh, I'll have a couple of drinks first."
[Cassandra Peterson (Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark) | Lynne Marie Stewart (Bartender)
from Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark] |
| 2003-04-09
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"You'd better start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo. You're getting a cavity in your brain"
[Carroll O'Connor (Archie Bunker)
from All In The Family] |
|
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(background)
"What is the matter with you?"
[Carroll O'Connor (Archie Bunker)
from All In The Family] |
| 2003-04-08
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"Strength is irrelevant. Resistance is futile. We wish to improve ourselves. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service ours."
[uncredited (The Borg)
from Star Trek: The Next Generation] |
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(background)
"Voiceprint verified."
[Majel Barrett (Enterprise Computer)
from Star Trek: The Next Generation] |
| 2003-04-07
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(background)
"Yes, I have that knowledge."
[Tim Curry (Dr. Frank-N-Furter)
from Rocky Horror Picture Show, The] |
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"There's a war out there, old friend. A world war. And it's not about whose got the most bullets, it's about who controls the information. What you see and hear, how we work, what we think… it's all about the information!"
[Ben Kingsley (Cosmo)
from Sneakers] |
| 2003-04-04
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"Thanks, Dogbert. You really bailed me out. –Oh, it's nothing you wouldn't've done for me if you weren't you and I wasn't me and everything was completely different."
[Daniel Stern (Dilbert) | Chris Elliott (Dogbert)
from Dilbert] |
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(background)
"That's it! I think I've done it! –That's not the word on the street."
[Daniel Stern (Dilbert) | Chris Elliott (Dogbert)
from Dilbert] |
| 2003-04-03
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(background)
"Pukin' Pluto, there's gotta be something we can do!"
[Debi Derryberry (Jimmy Neutron)
from Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius] |
|
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"What foul luck! The controls are jammed and I'm stuck to this magnetic shield!"
[uncredited (Zargon)
from Frankenstein Jr.] |
| 2003-04-02
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"Lorelei, do you know about the Birds and the Bees? –No. –Well, I better get out of here or you're going to find out!"
[Jody McCrea (Bonehead) | Marta Kristen (Lorelei)
from Beach Blanket Bingo] |
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(background)
"Where you been living, in a cave?"
[Paul Lynde (Bullets)
from Beach Blanket Bingo] |
| 2003-04-01
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"There's something screwy awound here."
[Arthur Q. Bryan (Elmer Fudd)
from Looney Tunes] |
