| 2002-04-30
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(background)
"May the Comet bring you wisdom this night."
[Ismail Kanater (Brakiri Salesman)
from Babylon 5] |
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"It is said that the future is always born in pain. The history of war is the history of pain. If we are wise, what is born of that pain matures into the promise of a better world, because we learn that we can no longer afford the mistakes of the past."
[Andreas Katsulas (G'Kar)
from Babylon 5] |
| 2002-04-29
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(background)
"I think I need a hug."
[Eddie Murphy (Donkey)
from Shrek] |
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"Now this is the way it's gonna be: I'm a man and you're boys. Not cowmen, not by a damn sight, nothing but cowboys just like the word says. And I'm gonna remind you of it every single minute of every day and night."
[John Wayne (Wil Andersen)
from The Cowboys] |
| 2002-04-26
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(background)
"Bye-bye, boys! –Have fun storming the castle!"
[Carol Kane (Valerie) | Billy Crystal (Miracle Max)
from Princess Bride, The] |
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"They gave her a good-bye party at 65… miles per second! Retirement By Rocket next on Sick Sad World!"
[John Lynn (Sick Sad World Announcer)
from Daria] |
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"Anál nathrach, orth' bháis's bethad, do chél dénmha."
[Nicol Williamson (Merlin)
from Excalibur] |
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"Diane, it struck me again earlier this morning, there are two things that continue to trouble me. And I'm speaking now not only as an agent of the Bureau but also as a human being. What really went on between Marilyn Monroe and the Kennedys and who really pulled the trigger on JFK?."
[Kyle MacLachlan (Special Agent Dale Cooper)
from Twin Peaks] |
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"All commercial television and radio transmission facilities throughout the world will be tied into my communications system by 1000 hours Friday. At that time I will state my intentions for the future of mankind."
[Paul Frees (Colossus)
from Colossus: The Forbin Project] |
| 2002-04-25
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(background)
"I don't think that's funny."
[Bette Davis (Margo Channing)
from All About Eve] |
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"What do you take me for? –I don't know that I'd take you for anything."
[George Sanders (Addison DeWitt) | Anne Baxter (Eve Harrington)
from All About Eve] |
| 2002-04-24
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"There's a 68.71% chance you're right."
[David Warner (Master Control)
from TRON] |
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(background)
"End of line."
[David Warner (Master Control)
from TRON] |
| 2002-04-23
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"Oh, right! Of course it's always about you, isn't it?"
[Alan Rickman (Alexander Dane)
from Galaxy Quest] |
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(background)
"Far out."
[Gerrit Graham (Beef)
from Phantom of the Paradise] |
| 2002-04-22
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"Don't move until it opens fire, then move fast!"
[Gary Owens (Space Ghost)
from Space Ghost] |
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(background)
"Never give up, never surrender!"
[Tim Allen (Jason Nesmith)
from Galaxy Quest] |
| 2002-04-19
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(background)
SFX: TOS hailing whistle
[Sound Effects
from Star Trek: The Original Series] |
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"Those flying fiends have landed right in the lap of Abraham Lincoln! –Wow! What a place for an enemy of the world to wind up!"
[Dick Beals (Buzz Conroy) | Ted Cassidy (Frankenstein, Jr.)
from Frankenstein Jr.] |
| 2002-04-18
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"Welcome to the real world."
[Laurence Fishburne (Morpheus)
from Matrix, The] |
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(background)
"You are now hypnotized."
[Rob Paulsen (Dr. Otto Scratchensniff)
from Animaniacs] |
| 2002-04-17
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Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry! Huh, a bear for a roommate. Uncle Splutter tried to warn me, but no!"
[Peter Linz (Tutter)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
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(background)
"(gasp) It's you!"
[Noel McNeal (Bear)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
| 2002-04-16
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(background)
"Computer, pause."
[Scott Bakula (Jonathan Archer)
from Star Trek: Enterprise] |
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(background)
"Automatic defense procedures initiated."
[Majel Barrett (Enterprise Computer)
from Star Trek: The Next Generation] |
| 2002-04-15
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"Um, no one's talking to you, dear. Just stand there and wait for your clothes to come back in style."
[Tim Curry (Charlene's coat)
from Dinosaurs] |
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(background)
"Thunderation, men! We've been invaded by some Unidentified Fiendish Object!"
[unknown
from Frankenstein Jr.] |
| 2002-04-12
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(background)
"Well, I'm a little muddled."
[Billie Burke
from Wizard of Oz, The] |
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(background)
"The only good cat is a stir-fried cat."
[Paul Fusco (ALF)
from ALF] |
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"I'll get you my pretty and your little dog, too! Hahahaha!"
[Margaret Hamilton
from Wizard of Oz, The] |
| 2002-04-11
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"So you're not well-educated, you have almost no experience, and you can't write. –Yeah, and I'm making a fortune!"
[Holly Hunter (Jane Craig) | William Hurt (Tom Grunick)
from Broadcast News] |
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(background)
"Dry up, tubbo."
[Gerrit Graham (Beef)
from Phantom of the Paradise] |
| 2002-04-10
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"I will do as you ask."
[Ardwright Chamberlain (Kosh)
from Babylon 5] |
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(background)
"I think not, baby puppy."
[Glenn Ficarra (Russian Kitty)
from Cats & Dogs] |
| 2002-04-09
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(background)
"Your assistance would be welcomed."
[Lani John Tupu (Pilot)
from Farscape] |
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"I am Rygel XVI, Dominar to over 600 billion people. I don't need to talk to you."
[Jonathan Hardy (Dominar Rygel XVI)
from Farscape] |
| 2002-04-04
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"Everyone hates a Message Board Miscreant, but now you can do something about it! Flame Wars: The Next Generation on Sick Sad World. –Finally, news you can use."
[John Lynn (Sick Sad World Announcer) | Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)
from Daria] |
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(background)
"Go home. Have you been drinking?"
[Dustin Hoffman (Michael Dorsey / Dorothy Michaels)
from Tootsie] |
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"Why do you listen to me when I'm wrong?"
[Vincent Price (Dr. Goldfoot)
from Dr. Goldfoot And The Bikini Machine] |
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"I have seen some slip-shod backwater burgs, but this place takes the cake."
[Miguel Ferrer (FBI Agent Albert Rosenfield)
from Twin Peaks] |
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"I can give you the power to create again. I can make you somebody!"
[Paul Williams (Swan)
from Phantom of the Paradise] |
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"Now let's see how destructive you are without your war weapons!"
[Ted Cassidy (Frankenstein, Jr.)
from Frankenstein Jr.] |
| 2002-04-03
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"Inspector Butters is on the case, ma'am!"
[Matt Stone (Leopold 'Butters' Stotch)
from South Park] |
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(background)
"I assume there's an accident indemnity clause. –Never between friends."
[Nora Denney | Gene Wilder
from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory] |
| 2002-04-02
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(background)
"You need rest. Go back to bed."
[Paul Frees (Colossus)
from Colossus: The Forbin Project] |
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"Hey, I don't believe that any system is totally secure."
[Matthew Broderick (David Lightman)
from WarGames] |
| 2002-04-01
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SFX – a Macintosh computer system quack
[Sound Effects
from Sound Effects] |
