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April 2000 Archive

film icontv icon April 28~30 - I'm taking a long weekend, so here's a batch to tide you over till Monday!
  • "You have to let it all go, Neo. Fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free your mind." - [Laurence Fishburne from The Matrix]
  • "Whoa." - [Keanu Reeves from The Matrix]
  • "I want to tell you my secret now." - [Haley Joel Osment from The Sixth Sense]
  • "I see dead people." - [Haley Joel Osment from The Sixth Sense]
  • "Keep those cards and letters coming!" - [Bear and Tutter from Bear In The Big Blue House]
  • "Fire when ready, O purple egg-hurler." - [Pip from Bear In The Big Blue House]
  • film icon April 27 - "The way I figure, there's really not too much future with a sawed-off runt like you." - [Clint Eastwood from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly]
    tv icon April 26 - "Presenting his eminence, our Imperious Leader." - [a Cylon Warrior from Battlestar Galactica]
    tv icon April 25 - "Fun is our middle name! -No, 'Fun' is your middle name. Mine is 'Angelica,' remember? -Oh. Right. Sorry." - [Pip and Pop from Bear In The Big Blue House]
    tv icon April 24 - "Jane, you ignorant slut." - [Dan Ackroyd from Saturday Night Live]
    tv icon April 22~23 - This weekend brought to you by. . .commercials!
  • "Great googly moogly." - [from a Snickers commercial]
  • "Release the hounds!" - [Jerry Seinfeld from an American Express commercial]
  • "Where's the beef?!" - [Clara Peller from a Wendy's commercial]
  • The Intel "d'oh" audio logo. - [from an Intel commercial]
  • "Yo quiero Taco Bell." - [Carlos Alazraqui from a Taco Bell commercial]
  • film icon April 21 - "Court's adjourned." - [Sylvester Stallone from Judge Dredd]
    film icon April 20 - "There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you." - [James Earl Jones from The Empire Strikes Back]
    film icon April 19 - "You beast . . .You savage . . .C'mon, bark like a dog for me!" - [Bill Murray from Caddyshack]
    film icon April 18 - "I'll be back. -Only in a rerun." - [Arnold Scwarzenegger and Richard Dawson from The Running Man]
    film icon April 17 - "I'll be back." - [Arnold Scwarzenegger from The Terminator]
    CD icon April 14~16 - Some SFX for y'all while I take a long weekend...
  • A 5 o'clock time-to-leave-work whistle.
  • A cash register ding.
  • The NBC chimes.
  • A cannon shot.
  • Crickets and footsteps.
  • Breaking glass.
  • A single hiccup.
  • tv icon April 13 - "Scat. Skedaddle. Adios. Arrividerci. Ciao. Aloha. Bug off." - [KITT from Knight Rider]
    tv icon April 12 - "Hey, Pee-wee, it's time to play with me!" - [Magic Screen from Pee-wee's Playhouse]
    tv icon April 11 - "I'm ready to tease your tastebuds!" - [Bev Bighead from Rocko's Modern Life]
    tv icon April 10 - "You see, it's like I've always said. . .You can get more with a kind word and a 2x4 than you can with just a kind word." - [Jason Carter from Babylon 5]
    tv icon April 8~9 - Some Nibbly AbFab Weekend Stuff, Darling!
  • "Oh, you little bitch-troll from hell." - [Joanna Lumley]
  • "Pats. -Yes, Eddie? -You have no morals, darling." - [Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley]
  • "I want total sensory deprivation and backup drugs!" - [Jennifer Saunders]
  • "Easy-going sex with gorgeous under-aged youths. -Yeaah." - [Joanna Lumley and Jennifer Saunders]
  • "I'm chanting as we speak. Bye-bye, darling." - [Jennifer Saunders]
  • film icon April 7 - "I'm gonna barbecue your ass in molassess!" - [Jackie Gleason from Smokey and the Bandit]
    tv icon April 6 - "A 'safe tribble' would be a contradiction in terms." - [Leonard Nimoy from Star Trek: The Animated Series]
    film icon April 5 - "Hasta la vista, baby" - [Arnold Schwarzenegger from Terminator 2]
    film icon April 4 - "Don't fuck with me, fellas!" - [Faye Dunaway from Mommie Dearest]
    film icon April 3 - "Everybody in the world is bent." - [Noel Coward from The Italian Job]
    tv icon April 1~2 - "Whoa! Dumber than advertised!" - [Yakko from Animaniacs]

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