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March 1999 Archive

tv icon March 31 - "Abso-fragging-lutely, damnit." - [Mira Furlan from Babylon 5]
tv icon March 30 - "There's some things you're not meant to know." - [Dogbert from Dilbert]
tv icon March 29 - "Now throw the switch and let us begin the battle for the planet!" - [Brain from Pinky & The Brain]
film icontv icon March 27~28 - Weekend Stuff!
  • "There is a message for you." - [Hal 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey]
  • "You see, we're on a mission from God." - [Dan Ackroyd from The Blues Brothers]
  • "Program complete, enter when ready. (doors open)" - [The Computer from Star Trek: TNG]
  • "The next time I have to come in here I'm crackin' skulls." - [Paul Gleason from The Breakfast Club]
  • "Hokey smoke!" - [Rocket J. Squirrel from The Bullwinkle Show]
  • tv icon March 26 - "Ahhh, dairy goodness!" - [The Tick from The Tick]
    tv icon March 25 - "All my friends are gay. All my friends are gay!" - [Jennifer Saunders from Absolutely Fabulous]
    tv icon March 24 - "I'm constantly in the state of wanting to throw up." - [Filburt from Rocko's Modern Life]
    tv icon March 23 - "For the love of God, move!" - [Debra Jo Rupp from That 70's Show]
    film icon March 22 - "Yuck! What happened to you?" - [Rik Mayall from Drop Dead Fred]
    film icon March 20~21 - It's Oscar™ Weekend! Time for some Best Picture .wavs!
  • "When you're back in England with the fleet again, you'll hear the hue and cry against me. From now on they'll spell mutiny with my name." - [Clark Gable from Mutiny On The Bounty - Best Picture, 1935, Irving Thalberg and Albert Lewin, producers.]
  • "Rhett! Rhett! Rhett, if you go. . .where shall I go? What shall I do? -Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." - [Vivien Leigh and Clark Gable from Gone With The Wind - Best Picture, 1939, David O. Selznick, producer. Best Actress, Vivien Leigh. Best Supporting Actress, Hattie McDaniel. Best Director, Victor Fleming. Best Writing-Screenplay, Sidney Howard. Best Art Direction, Lyle Wheeler. Best Cinematography, Ernest Haller and Ray Rennahan. Best Film Editing, Hal C. Kern and James E. Newcom. Other: Outstanding achievement in the use of color for the enhancement of dramatic mood, William Cameron Menzies.]
  • "Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world. she walks into mine." - [Humphrey Bogart from Casablanca - Best Picture, 1943, Hal B. Wallis, producer. Best Director, Michael Curtiz. Best Writing-Screenplay, Julius J. Epstein, Philip G. Epstein, and Howard Koch.]
  • "Uh, well, sir, I--I ain't a for real cowboy. . .But I am one helluva stud, heh!" - [Jon Voight from Midnight Cowboy - Best Picture, 1969, Jerome Hellman, producer. Best Director, John Schlesinger. Best Writing-Screenplay (based upon material from another medium), Waldo Salt.]
  • "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." - [Marlon Brando from The Godfather - Best Picture, 1972, Albert S. Ruddy, producer. Best Actor, Marlon Brando. Best Writing-Screenplay (based on material from another medium), Francis Ford Coppola.]
  • film icon March 19 - "I am looking forward to completing your training. In time, you will call me . . . Master." - [Ian McDiarmid from Return of the Jedi]
    film icon March 18 - "Always two there are; a master and an apprentice." - [Frank Oz from a theatrical trailer of The Phantom Menace]
    film icon March 17 - "You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women are cold, and I'm hot under the collar." - [Groucho Marx from the Marx Bros. film Monkey Business]
    film icon March 16 - Well, my best friend Tony has told me it's time to "pop out of the birthday cake" and let people know that along with Jerry Lewis and St. Uroh, patron saint of Finland, today is my birthday.
    "Lordy, we got to have a doctor! I don't know nothin' about birthin' babies!" - [Butterfly McQueen from Gone With The Wind]
    film icon March 15 - "Under this garb, we're perfectly ordinary Americans." - [Burt Ward from Batman: The Movie]
    tv iconfilm icon March 13~14 - Some stuff for the weekend...
  • "You got a lot of nerve, honey." - [Flip Wilson as Geraldine from The Flip Wilson Show]
  • "I know what you're doing. Your Scrabble™ mind-games will not work on me." - [Dilbert from Dilbert]
  • "I am not an animal! I am a human being!" - [John Hurt from The Elephant Man]
  • "Hello, Americans, this is Paul Harvey. Stand by for news!" - [Paul Harvey]
  • "No. Impossible. I'm fully booked for the next two centuries." - [Tom Baker from Dr. Who]
  • tv icon March 12 - "What a dumb thing to do. I bet you woudn't've done anything like this if Mom and Dad were here." - [Tony Dow from Leave It To Beaver]
    tv icon March 11 - "When you open the door, will your Mystery Date be a dream. . . -(gasp, sigh) -Or a dud? -Oh!" - [from a Mystery Date™ commercial]
    film icon March 10 - "Don't fuck with the babysitter!" - [Elizabeth Shue from Adventures In Babysitting]
    film icon March 9 - "This conversation can serve no further purpose. Goodbye." - [HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey]
    tv icon March 8 - "Read my lips. . .No new taxes." - [President George Bush, 1988]
    tv iconfilm icon March 6~7 - Weekend Stuff!
  • The Station 51 "emergency call" sound - [from Emergency]
  • "Holy merde!" - [Julie Andrews from Victor/Victoria]
  • "We seem to be made to suffer, it's our lot in life." - [C-3PO (Anthony Daniels) from Star Wars]
  • "You're out of your mind. -What's your point?" - [Johnny Depp and Christopher Walken from Nick Of Time]
  • "If you build it, he will come." - [The Voice from Field Of Dreams]
  • film icon March 5 - "As chairwoman of the reception committee, I welcome you with open arms. -Is that so? How late do you stay open?" - [Margaret Dumont and Groucho Marx from Duck Soup]
    tv icon March 4 - "Man, she must've blown some smoke up your butt. Did she use a giant fan or just some kind of hose?" - [Alice from Dilbert]
    tv icon March 3 - "Oh, that's nice. That's music to a mother's ears." - [Debra Jo Rupp from That 70's Show]
    film icon March 2 - "Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch!" - [John Wayne from True Grit]
    film icon March 1 - "You are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence." - [David Warner from Time Bandits]

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