| 2011-03-31
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"You make suing people such a pleasure."
[Diana Hyland (Attorney Claudia Bromley)
from Green Hornet, The (TV series)] |
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(background)
"We'll have to catch up with the Man In Black another time."
[Van Williams (The Green Hornet / Britt Reid)
from Green Hornet, The (TV series)] |
| 2011-03-30
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"You having a nice day, sir? You feeling all right? Not to get too personal, but a white man standing in the middle of Harlem wearing a sign that says 'I hate niggers' has either got some serious personal issues or not all his dogs are barking."
[Samuel L. Jackson (Zeus Carver)
from Die Hard: With a Vengeance] |
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(background)
"It is neither proper nor suitable. Sir, it is not acceptable nor adequate! It is, in obvious fact, an abomination."
[Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End] |
| 2011-03-28
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"So he hasn't shown up? –He often doesn't... but I like reminding everybody that he's out there. –Why wouldn't he come? –Hopefully... because he's busy."
[Gary Oldman (Jim Gordon)
from Dark Knight, The] |
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(background)
"What's he hiding under that makeup?"
[Gary Oldman (Jim Gordon)
from Dark Knight, The] |
| 2011-03-27
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"Now frankly it wasn't the prettiest cookie I've ever seen. –It looked like cow chips. Well, it did. Cow chips!"
[Martin P. Robinson (Telly) | Kevin Clash (Elmo)
from Top Chef] |
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(background)
"You dropped an orange! –Five-second rule! Hurry, pick it up!"
[Kevin Clash (Elmo) | David Rudman (Cookie Monster)
from Top Chef] |
| 2011-03-26
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"I am unable to answer that without more specific information."
[Candice Bergen (SAL 9000)
from 2010] |
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(background)
"I would like to ask a question."
[Candice Bergen (SAL 9000)
from 2010] |
| 2011-03-25
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"The ring yearns above all else to return to the hand of its master. They are one, the ring and the Dark Lord."
[Ian McKellen (Gandalf)
from Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring] |
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(background)
"Always remember, Frodo, the ring is trying to get back to its master. It wants to be found."
[Ian McKellen (Gandalf)
from Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring] |
| 2011-03-24
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In Memoriam, Elizabeth Taylor
"I'm really awfully glad you came. And I'm not going to say good-bye to you here in the moonlight; it would just be too touching. Good night."
[Elizabeth Taylor (Leslie Benedict)
from Giant] |
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(background)
"It's as though we were made for each other. Beauty and the Beast. Of course if anyone else calls you 'Beast,' I'll rip their lungs out."
[Jack Nicholson (The Joker)
from Batman (1989)] |
| 2011-03-22
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"Thanks for the hot tip."
[Dennis Quaid (Det. Aidan J. Breslin)
from Horsemen] |
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(background)
"You have got to be kidding."
[Dennis Quaid (Det. Aidan J. Breslin)
from Horsemen] |
| 2011-03-20
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"The irizumi does not hide the skin. The tattoo reveals the nature of the man and illuminates the four noble professions in the Book Of Five Rings: the warrior, the artist, the merchant, and the farmer. If there is a conflict between the needle and the skin, between the mark and the man, then perhaps the path you have chosen is not the path for which you're suited."
[Randall Duk Kim (Tattoo Master)
from Ninja Assassin] |
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(background)
"Look, you want to do the insubordination tango? Let's go, but not in front of the children, OK?"
[Ben Miles (Ryan Maslow)
from Ninja Assassin] |
| 2011-03-19
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"Well, dreams... they feel real while we're in them, right? It's only when we wake up that we realize that something was actually strange."
[Leonardo DiCaprio (Cobb)
from Inception] |
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(background)
"Your condescension, as always, is much appreciated, Arthur. Thank you."
[Tom Hardy (Eames)
from Inception] |
| 2011-03-18
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In Memoriam, Michael Gough
"Broken wings mend in time. One day Robin will fly again. I promise."
[Michael Gough (Alfred Pennyworth)
from Batman Forever] |
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"Young men with a mind for revenge need little encouragement. They need guidance. You, above all, should know the consequences of the life you choose."
[Michael Gough (Alfred Pennyworth)
from Batman Forever] |
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"Is the young master leaving? Pity. I'll just toss this away, then. Perhaps the dogs are hungry."
[Michael Gough (Alfred Pennyworth)
from Batman Forever] |
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"Can I persuade you to take a sandwich with you, sir? –I'll get drive-thru."
[Michael Gough (Alfred Pennyworth) | Val Kilmer (Bruce Wayne / Batman)
from Batman Forever] |
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(background)
"You really are quite bright despite what people say."
[Michael Gough (Alfred Pennyworth)
from Batman Forever] |
| 2011-03-17
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"This is perfection. I have created Heaven on Earth."
[Nicholas Briggs (Emperor Dalek)
from Doctor Who (II)] |
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(background)
"Your limits and capacities have been extrapolated."
[Nicholas Briggs (Cyber Leader)
from Doctor Who (II)] |
| 2011-03-15
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"What? You're just doing this to spite me! –And?"
[H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer) | Aisha Tyler (Agent Lana Kane)
from Archer] |
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(background)
"Nope!"
[Aisha Tyler (Agent Lana Kane)
from Archer] |
| 2011-03-14
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"I like my convictions undiluted, same as I do my bourbon."
[George Brent (Buck Cantrell)
from Jezebel] |
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(background)
"Lulubelle, it's you! I didn't recognize you standing up."
[Groucho Marx (S. Quentin Quale)
from Go West] |
| 2011-03-13
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"So what if the Federal Government scattered your people to the wind? What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Your time for revenge is at hand."
[Gary Oldman (Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg)
from Fifth Element, The] |
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(background)
"Evil begats evil, Mr. President. Shooting will only make it stronger."
[Ian Holm (Father Vito Cornelius)
from Fifth Element, The] |
| 2011-03-12
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"You ever thought about decaffeinated coffee? –I don't drink coffee! –Hmm."
[Patrick Warburton (The Wolf) | Cory Edwards (Twitchy)
from Hoodwinked!] |
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(background)
"What up, my homeys? You ready to get spanked?"
[Glenn Close (Granny)
from Hoodwinked!] |
| 2011-03-11
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"Take down your pants. –Are you on the level?! –You want to take down your pants or do I have to do it for you?"
[John Wayne (Jacob 'Big Jake' McCandles) | Patrick Wayne (James McCandles)
from Big Jake] |
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(background)
"I think you're right, friend. A man shouldn't butt in to anything that ain't his own affair."
[John Wayne (Jacob 'Big Jake' McCandles)
from Big Jake] |
| 2011-03-10
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"We all know the atomic bomb is very dangerous. Since it may be used against us we must get ready for it, just as we are ready for many other dangers that are around us all the time."
[Robert Middleton (Narrator)
from Duck And Cover] |
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(background)
"No matter where they go or what they do, they always try to remember what to do if the atom bomb explodes right then."
[Robert Middleton (Narrator)
from Duck And Cover] |
| 2011-03-09
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"Ladies and gentlemen, it's now 7pm. Time for the News. See you tomorrow for a new adventure. –(beep) End of transmission. –That's the best show I ever did."
[Chris Tucker (Ruby Rhod) | uncredited
from Fifth Element, The] |
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(background)
"Oh, creepy."
[Patrick Warburton (The Wolf)
from Hoodwinked!] |
| 2011-03-08
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"Well! Someone hibernated on the wrong side of the cave."
[David Ogden Stiers (Nicky Flippers)
from Hoodwinked!] |
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(background)
"What the schnitzel?"
[James Belushi (The Woodsman)
from Hoodwinked!] |
| 2011-03-07
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"You: no trouble. Me: fifth element, supreme being. Me protect you. Hmm?"
[Milla Jojovich (Leeloo)
from Fifth Element, The] |
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(background)
"Leeloo Dallas multipass."
[Milla Jojovich (Leeloo)
from Fifth Element, The] |
| 2011-03-06
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"I'm a cybernetic organism: living tissue over a metal endoskeleton."
[Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator)
from Terminator 2: Judgment Day] |
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(background)
"I cannot self-terminate."
[Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator)
from Terminator 2: Judgment Day] |
| 2011-03-05
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"You're all that's left of us. Good luck... God bless... and Godspeed."
[uncredited
from Pandorum] |
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(background)
"I don't know the meaning of the word 'fear.' –I'm sure there are many words you don't know the meaning of. –What does that mean?"
[Simon Pegg (Sidney Young) | Kirsten Dunst (Alison Olsen)
from How To Lose Friends & Alienate People] |
| 2011-03-04
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"Look, if you have to shoot me, then you go ahead and you shoot me! But I have to answer this phone! All right?"
[Samuel L. Jackson (Zeus Carver)
from Die Hard: With a Vengeance] |
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(background)
"You love your brother, don't you? –No, but I'm used to him."
[Groucho Marx (S. Quentin Quale) | Chico Marx (Joe Panello)
from Go West] |
| 2011-03-03
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"I could still teach you a few, kid. You're just a tin-horned thug and you always will be. You haven't got the guts to be anything else!"
[Humphrey Bogart (Andrew Morton)
from Knock On Any Door] |
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(background)
"You see... in every man's life there are pinpoints of time that govern his destiny."
[Humphrey Bogart (Andrew Morton)
from Knock On Any Door] |
| 2011-03-02
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"Silence will fall."
[uncredited
from Doctor Who (II)] |
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(background)
"There's one thing I can't stand: it's an unpunctual alien attack."
[Matt Smith (The Doctor)
from Doctor Who (II)] |
| 2011-03-01
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"Pain always seems to be an unavoidable side-effect of my plans, Pinky."
[Maurice LaMarche (Brain)
from Pinky & The Brain] |
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(background)
"Aah! Ew, your tongue is making really strange noises, Brain!"
[Rob Paulsen (Pinky)
from Pinky & The Brain] |
