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March 31st, 2008 — "I feel like somebody taped my lips to the tailpipe of a bus." — [Jack Nance
(Pete Martell)
from Twin Peaks] |
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March 31st, 2008 (background)
— "Well, this would seem to me a good time for a break." — [Ed Asner
(Wilson White)
from Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip] |
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March 30th, 2008 — "Now, the only reasonable question to ask after that is, uh… What the fuck is going on? — [Tate Donovan
(Russ Turner)
from Shooter] |
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March 30th, 2008 (background)
— "Hey, chico, I was just going to talk to joo." — [Rita Moreno
(Googie Gomez)
from The Ritz] |
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March 29th, 2008 — "If you just learned a single trick, Scout, you'll get along a lot better with all kinds of folks. You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view. –What, sir? –'Til you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it." — [Gregory Peck
(Atticus Finch)
& Mary Badham (Scout)
from To Kill a Mockingbird] |
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March 29th, 2008 (background)
— "You're not still frightened of the servants, are you?" — [Miranda Richardson
(Vanessa Bell)
from The Hours] |
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March 28th, 2008 — "Well, what do you expect? All we got on this team is a bunch of Jews, Spics, Niggers, Pansies… and a booger-eating Moron!" — [Chris Barnes
(Tanner Boyle)
from Bad News Bears, The] |
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March 28th, 2008 (background)
— "How's your chest feel, hon? –I know I don't have too much up there, but what I got sure don't feel too good right now." — [Walter Matthau
(Coach Morris Buttermaker)
& Tatum O'Neal (Amanda Whurlitzer)
from Bad News Bears, The] |
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March 27th, 2008 — "Kids, if I may… You should always respect a parent over a close and seemingly more courageous friend of the family, no matter how moronic, obnoxious, craven, and cowardly the parent seems to be." — [Gregg Berger
(Cornfed Pig)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
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March 27th, 2008 (background)
— "OK, girls, take a breather. Oil up, and I'll be back for our 2-o'clock body sandwich." — [Jason Alexander
(Eric Duckman)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
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March 26th, 2008 — "Breadmaster! Your culinary crime wave has crashed against the shores of Justice!" — [Townsend Coleman
(The Tick)
from The Tick] |
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March 26th, 2008 (background)
— "Chef of Chicanery, your buns are mine!" — [Townsend Coleman
(The Tick)
from The Tick] |
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March 25th, 2008 — "Well, good luck in the big city. If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. And if you can't make it here, welcome to the club." — [Robin Williams
(Fender)
from Robots] |
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March 25th, 2008 (background)
— "Oh, man, this is my third oil change today. Something's wrong with me." — [Drew Carey
(Crank)
from Robots] |
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March 24th, 2008 — "This message will self-destruct in one second. –Wait. What? (explosion)" — [uncredited
(Man on Tape)
& Jayma Mays (Lucy)
from Epic Movie] |
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March 24th, 2008 (background)
— "Let the training montage begin! Cue inspirational music…" — [Kevin McDonald
(Harry Potter)
from Epic Movie] |
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March 23rd, 2008 — "We need to have an intervention. –Booze? –Crystal? –Whipping the willy. –Schmuck. Couldn't even get a decent addiction." — [Peter Paige
(Emmett Honeycutt)
& Sharon Gless (Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny)
& Gale Harold (Brian Kinney)
from Queer As Folk (USA)] |
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March 23rd, 2008 (background)
— "It's not my fault. I told you about those two psychopaths down the street. –What, a couple of 12-year-olds? –They start early these days!" — [Hal Sparks
(Michael Novotny)
& Gale Harold (Brian Kinney)
from Queer As Folk (USA)] |
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March 22nd, 2008 (background)
— "Now, when I say 'Who's the Master,' you say, 'Sho'nuff.'" — [Julius Carry
(Sho'nuff / The Shogun of Harlem)
from Last Dragon, The] |
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March 22nd, 2008 — "Am I the meanest? –Sho'nuff! –Am I the prettiest? –Sho'nuff! –Am I the baddest mofo lowdown around this town? –Sho'nuff! –Well, who am I? –Sho'nuff!! –Who am I? –Sho'nuff! –I can't hear you. –Sho'nuff! –The Shogun of Harlem." — [Julius Carry
(Sho'nuff / The Shogun of Harlem)
& group speaking from Last Dragon, The] |
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March 21st, 2008 — "Either stop pointing guns at people or get a bigger gun." — [Ben Browder
(John Crichton)
from Farscape] |
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March 21st, 2008 (background)
— "I vowed I would never be taken prisoner again." — [Anthony Simcoe
(Ka D'argo)
from Farscape] |
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March 20th, 2008 — "And at least one thing is certain… we know the Furries will like it." — [Morgan Webb
(Herself)
from X-Play] |
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March 20th, 2008 (background)
— "Why does everything we love have to change?" — [Morgan Webb
(Herself)
from X-Play] |
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March 19th, 2008 — "Gabrielle, if I only had 30 seconds to live, this is how I'd want to live them… looking into your eyes." — [Lucy Lawless
(Xena)
from Xena: Warrior Princess] |
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March 19th, 2008 (background)
— "Lesson one: trust no one." — [Lucy Lawless
(Xena)
from Xena: Warrior Princess] |
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March 18th, 2008 — "Well, I guess I'll go bullseye some womprats in my T-16. –My god, you shoot small animals for fun? That's the first indicator of a serial killer, you freak! –There's two suns and no women! What the hell am I supposed to do?!" — [Seth Green
(Luke Skywalker)
& Seth MacFarlane (C-3PO)
from Family Guy] |
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March 18th, 2008 (background)
— "R2-D2, where are you?" — [Anthony Daniels
(C-3PO)
from Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope] |
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March 17th, 2008 — "You have broken the most cardinal rule here at The Bench… A bloodied customer is not a happy customer." — [Donavon Stinson
(Ted)
from Reaper] |
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March 17th, 2008 (background)
— "Sam, I'm in love with this box." — [Tyler Labine
(Bert 'Sock' Wysocki)
from Reaper] |
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March 16th, 2008 — "It's not getting to the Land of the Dead that's the problem. It's getting back." — [Geoffrey Rush
(Captain Barbossa)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End] |
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March 16th, 2008 (background)
— "Take what you can! –Give nothing back!" — [Kevin McNally
(Joshamee Gibbs)
& Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End] |
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March 15th, 2008 — "Ah, well, life's an ever-unfolding blah, blah, blah. The point is I've had an epiphany! –You mean a sudden revelation about the essence of existence? –Oh. Eh, no. What's the word? Colonic!"
— [Jason Alexander
(Eric Duckman)
& Elizabeth (Mambo Duckman)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
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March 15th, 2008 (background)
— "I'm a detective! I got better things to do than try to solve wild-goose-chase, impossible-to-figure-out mysteries." — [Jason Alexander
(Eric Duckman)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
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March 14th, 2008 (background)
— Your powers are weak, old man." — [James Earl Jones
(Darth Vader)
from Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope] |
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March 14th, 2008 — "I've been waiting a long time for this, Leroy. I am sick of hearing these bullshit Superman stories about the waa-saa legendary Bruce Leroy catching bullets with his teeth. Catches bullets with his teeth?! Nigger, please!" — [Julius Carry
(Sho'nuff / The Shogun of Harlem)
from Last Dragon, The] |
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March 13th, 2008 — "The Death Star is getting closer. –And Leia's getting larger!" — [Seth MacFarlane
(announcer)
& Seth MacFarlane (C-3PO)
from Family Guy] |
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March 13th, 2008 (background)
— "Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!" — [Anthony Daniels
(C-3PO)
from Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope] |
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March 12th, 2008 — "There's Evil on the rise. Yeast Devil, back to the oven that baked you!" — [Townsend Coleman
(The Tick)
from The Tick] |
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March 12th, 2008 (background)
— "Living rooms of America, do you catch my drift?" — [Townsend Coleman
(The Tick)
from The Tick] |
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March 11th, 2008 — "Hey, boss, whatcha working on? –It's my newest development! A real dilly. The electric pickle! –You know… I'm starting to think maybe you got a little too much free time." — [Mark Ritts
(Lester)
& Paul Zaloom (Beakman)
from Beakman's World] |
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March 11th, 2008 (background)
— "I'm not finished. –You're on TV with a guy in a rat suit. I'd say he's finished!" — [Paul Zaloom
(Beakman)
& Mark Ritts (Lester)
from Beakman's World] |
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March 10th, 2008 — "We may not have the numbers on our side or the weapons she possesses, but we have something far more powerful. –Perky breasts?" — [Adam Campbell
(Peter)
& Jayma Mays (Lucy)
from Epic Movie] |
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March 10th, 2008 (background)
— "I'll meet you at Aslo's. May the Force be with you." — [Katt Williams
(Harry Beaver)
from Epic Movie] |
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March 9th, 2008 — "There will be an orgy beginning in room 340 in exactly minutes! Orgy in 340! Four minutes!" — [F. Murray Abraham
(Chris)
from The Ritz] |
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March 9th, 2008 (background)
— "Boy, you could catch athlete's foot in a place like this. –You're lucky if that's all you catch." — [Jack Weston
(Gaetano Proclo)
& John Everson (Tiger)
from The Ritz] |
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March 8th, 2008 — "Spartans! What is your profession? –Haooh! Haooh! Haooh! — [Gerard Butler
(King Leonidas)
from 300] |
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March 8th, 2008 (background)
— "You will pay for your barbarism!" — [Tyrone Benskin
(Persian Emissary)
from 300] |
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March 7th, 2008 — "I'm hungry! Feed my mouth! Fill my belly!" — [Kevin Clash
(Baby Sinclair)
from Dinosaurs] |
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March 7th, 2008 (background)
— "Who's the mama? Where's the mama?" — [Kevin Clash
(Baby Sinclair)
from Dinosaurs] |
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March 6th, 2008 — "Hi, I'm the baby. Brand new, just out, gotta love me! Come on! Gotta love me!" — [Kevin Clash
(Baby Sinclair)
from Dinosaurs] |
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March 6th, 2008 (background)
— "Whoa. I'm naked." — [Kevin Clash
(Baby Sinclair)
from Dinosaurs] |
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March 5th, 2008 — "I, myself, am happy in both male and female clothing as I was born without genitals." — [Tom Baker
(Narrator)
from Little Britain] |
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March 5th, 2008 (background)
— "This program deals with things of an adult nature and is intended for a mature audience." (from a BBCAmerica disclaimer) — [uncredited
(announcer)
from Miscellaneous] |
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March 4th, 2008 — "Surely I have made my meaning plain. I mean to avenge myself upon you, Admiral. I've deprived your ship of power, and when I swing around I mean to deprive you of your life." — [Ricardo Montalban
(Khan Noonian Singh)
from Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan] |
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March 4th, 2008 (background)
— "But I wanted you to know first who it was who had beaten you." — [Ricardo Montalban
(Khan Noonian Singh)
from Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan] |
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March 3rd, 2008 — "Have a little faith. With a dashing hero like me on the case, how can we fail? –He is dashing. You have to give him that." — [John Barrowman
(Captain Jack Harkness)
& Gareth David-Lloyd (Ianto Jones)
from Torchwood] |
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March 3rd, 2008 (background)
— "You live in a sculpture. Could you be any more pretentious?" — [James Marsters
(Captain John Hart)
from Torchwood] |
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March 2nd, 2008 — "For what we want most, there is a cost must be paid in the end." — [Naomie Harris
(Tia Dalma)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End] |
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March 2nd, 2008 (background)
— "Death has a curious way of reshuffling one's priorities." — [Johnny Depp
(Captain Jack Sparrow)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End] |
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March 1st, 2008 — "Does the expression 'No man is an island' ring any bells? –Does the expression 'Shut your ass up!' ring any bells?" — [Eugene Levy
(Andy Fiddler)
& Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann)
from The Man] |
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March 1st, 2008 (background)
— "OK, that's it. I am writing a letter." — [Eugene Levy
(Andy Fiddler)
from The Man] |
