| 2007-03-30
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"Why is it people who can't take advice always insist on giving it?"
[Daniel Craig (James Bond)
from Casino Royale] |
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(background)
"It's amazing what you can do with the Photoshop these days, isn't it?"
[Giancarlo Giannini (Mathis)
from Casino Royale] |
| 2007-03-29
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"Vodka martini. –Shaken or stirred? –Do I look like I give a damn?"
[Daniel Craig (James Bond) | Dusan Pelech (Bartender)
from Casino Royale] |
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(background)
"Utter one more syllable and I'll have you killed."
[Judi Dench (M)
from Casino Royale] |
| 2007-03-28
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"You made Dr. Tran the legend he is today by mindlessly attending over 30,000 of his hit films: Operation: Dr. Tran!, 3-2-1 Dr. Tran!, Oh Shit, It's Dr. Tran!"
[Breehn Burns (Narrator)
from Here Comes Dr. Tran] |
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(background)
"You are telling lies!"
[Jason Johnson (Dr. Tran)
from Here Comes Dr. Tran] |
| 2007-03-21
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"What have you done? Nothing! Nothing except read comic books! You also lose our jobs on account of comic books! You keep me awake every night with your bad dreams on account of comic books!"
[Dean Martin (Rick Todd)
from Artists And Models] |
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(background)
"I'm going to change into my Quizboy costume."
[Doc Hammer (Master Billy Quizboy)
from Venture Bros., The] |
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"Damnit, man, is there anything you don't know? –A great many things, sir."
[Lee J. Cobb (Cramden) | James Coburn (Derek Flint)
from Our Man Flint] |
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"You'll all be relieved to know I've found the thief. It's this guy. I would consider him dangerous… he's too hairy not to be!"
[Stephen Colbert (Phil Ken Sebben)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
| 2007-03-20
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"I'll be here after the meeting to hand out the information packets and take your checks. Just make 'em out to 'Cash'; that's my maiden name."
[Gilbert Gottfried (Art De Salvo)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
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(background)
"Could we brick you into the wall so we don't have to smell you when we come in to watch TV?"
[Dweezil Zappa (Ajax Duckman)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
| 2007-03-19
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"I know you don't mean any harm. You're just… You're just different. –Thank you. I know I'm different, but from now on I'm going to try to be the same. –Same as what? –Same as people who aren't different."
[Ryan O'Neal (Dr. Howard Bannister) | Barbra Streisand (Judy Maxwell)
from What's Up, Doc?] |
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(background)
"This is inexcusable! You can't come in here uninvited!"
[Austin Pendleton (Frederick Larrabee)
from What's Up, Doc?] |
| 2007-03-16
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"'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.' Message, Spock? –None that I'm conscious of. Except, of course, Happy Birthday… surely the best of times."
[William Shatner (James T. Kirk) | Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock)
from Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan] |
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(background)
"Happy birthday."
[DeForest Kelley (Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy)
from Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan] |
| 2007-03-15
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"You will take me to a man of surgery to remove the metal pellets from my flesh!"
[Bryan Grant (Thor)
from Teenagers From Outer Space] |
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(background)
"You are not familiar with the Focusing Disintigrator Ray?"
[David Love (Derek)
from Teenagers From Outer Space] |
| 2007-03-14
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"I'm not going to keep a job where this sort of thing goes on!"
[Ursula Hansen (Hilda)
from Teenagers From Outer Space] |
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(background)
"I must resume radiovision contact!"
[King Moody (Spacecraft Captain)
from Teenagers From Outer Space] |
| 2007-03-13
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"You can't compete with me! I always win."
[James Callis (Dr. Gaius Baltar)
from Battlestar Galactica (2004)] |
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(background)
"Apollo, Galactica Actual. Jump all! Repeat: Jump All!"
[Edward James Olmos (Admiral William Adama)
from Battlestar Galactica (2004)] |
| 2007-03-12
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"All right, now you listen to me, boy. You can take this as a warning or a piece of advice - any way you want it. You and your friends keep on playing punk gangsters and we're going to land on you hard. You understand?"
[Jack Webb (Sgt. Joe Friday)
from Dragnet] |
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(background)
"Oh, look. Can't you leave me alone? I got a terrible hangover. I never had one as bad as this before."
[Carolyn Jones
from Dragnet] |
| 2007-03-09
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"I can understand how you guys feel. I haven't been much of a manager or… much of anything else for that matter. And I'm sorry. But this quitting thing, it's a hard habit to break once you start. You're a damn good bunch of boys, probably deserved a lot better than me... but it looks like we're stuck with each other."
[Walter Matthau (Coach Morris Buttermaker)
from Bad News Bears, The] |
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(background)
"I'm almost 12 and I'll… I'll be getting a bra soon. Well, maybe in a year or so. I can't be playing all dumb baseball."
[Tatum O'Neal (Amanda Whurlitzer)
from Bad News Bears, The] |
| 2007-03-08
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"You know, I'd expect this sort of public display from Yogi, but I'm surprised at you, Boo Boo."
[Corey Burton (Ranger John Smith)
from Boo Boo Runs Wild] |
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(background)
"I need to have a little man-to-bear talk with you, Mr. Ranger, sir."
[Stephen Worth (Yogi Bear)
from Boo Boo Runs Wild] |
| 2007-03-07
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"I've given this country what it has long needed… a good 10-cent drunk."
[Jack Kruschen (Dr. Linus Tyler)
from Lover Come Back] |
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(background)
"I'm King of the Elevator!"
[Tony Randall (Peter 'Pete' Ramsey)
from Lover Come Back] |
| 2007-03-06
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"You see how predictable, this childish masculine loyalty."
[Anna Lee (Elisabeth)
from In Like Flint] |
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(background)
"Operation: Smooch?"
[James Coburn (Derek Flint)
from In Like Flint] |
| 2007-03-05
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"This is the worst I've ever been treated. –Wait till you get married. –Thank you."
[Joanna 'JoJo' Levesque (Cassie Munro) | Cheryl Hines (Jamie Munro) | Robin Williams (Bob Munro)
from RV] |
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(background)
"Wine or martini? –Both… with a Prozac back."
[Cheryl Hines (Jamie Munro) | Robin Williams (Bob Munro)
from RV] |
| 2007-03-02
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"(cough cough) You know smoking isn't just bad for you, it's bad for all of us. Second-hand smoke kills. –I'm counting on it."
[Mandy Moore (Hilary Faye) | Eva Amurri (Cassandra)
from Saved!] |
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(background)
"What, did they send you to strap me on the back of your scooter? –Scooter?! Mary, this is a Vespa."
[Jena Malone (Mary) | Patrick Fugit (Patrick)
from Saved!] |
| 2007-03-01
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"We're all being lobotomized by this country's most-influential industry. It's just thrown in the towel on any endeavor to do anything that doesn't include the courting of 12-year-old boys. And not even the smart 12-year-olds, the stupid ones, the idiots -- which there are plenty, thanks in no small measure to this network! So why don't you just change the channel? Turn off your TVs. Do it right now. Go ahead."
[Judd Hirsch (Wes Mendell)
from Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip] |
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(background)
"That remote in your hand is a crack pipe."
[Judd Hirsch (Wes Mendell)
from Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip] |
