| 2006-03-31
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"Is there finally and really anything to life other than food, shit, and sex."
[Bruce Campbell (Elvis)
from Bubba Ho-tep] |
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(background)
"Why are we standing here in a toilet?"
[Bruce Campbell (Elvis)
from Bubba Ho-tep] |
| 2006-03-30
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"Yogi, it's noon. Get up and greet the day."
[John Kricfalusi (Boo Boo Bear)
from Boo Boo Runs Wild] |
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"There's only one thing a bear likes more than raiding a pic-a-nic basket. –(moaning)"
[Stephen Worth (Yogi Bear)
from Boo Boo Runs Wild] |
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(background)
"The coast is clear from front to rear."
[Stephen Worth (Yogi Bear)
from Boo Boo Runs Wild] |
| 2006-03-29
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"These bears… always trying to get away with something."
[Corey Burton (Ranger John Smith)
from Boo Boo Runs Wild] |
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"(yawn) Huh? Wha-? 12 o'clock?! It's too soon for noon."
[Stephen Worth (Yogi Bear)
from Boo Boo Runs Wild] |
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"Gosh, Yogi, we're indecent!"
[John Kricfalusi (Boo Boo Bear)
from Boo Boo Runs Wild] |
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(background)
"What do we do, Boo Boo?"
[Stephen Worth (Yogi Bear)
from Boo Boo Runs Wild] |
| 2006-03-21
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"To get that many people dressed up and being silly, they've got to be students."
[Billie Piper (Rose Tyler)
from Doctor Who (II)] |
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(background)
"Earth-death is scheduled for 15:39, followed by drinks in the Manchester Suite."
[Sara Stewart (Platform One computer)
from Doctor Who (II)] |
| 2006-03-20
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"Guests are reminded that Platform One forbids the use of weapons, teleportation, and religion."
[Sara Stewart (Platform One computer)
from Doctor Who (II)] |
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(background)
"I'm the Doctor, by the way. What's your name? –Rose. –Nice to meet you, Rose. Run for your life!"
[Christopher Eccleston (The Doctor) | Billie Piper (Rose Tyler)
from Doctor Who (II)] |
| 2006-03-17
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"Heh. You guys look like an '80s rock band."
[Chris Evans (Human Torch / Johnny Storm)
from Fantastic Four] |
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(background)
"Yeah… I have that effect on people."
[Michael Chiklis (The Thing / Ben Grimm)
from Fantastic Four] |
| 2006-03-16
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"What if we got these powers for a reason? What if it's like some higher calling? –A 'higher calling' like getting girls and making money? –Is there any higher?"
[Chris Evans (Human Torch / Johnny Storm) | Ioan Gruffudd (Mr. Fantastic / Reed Richards)
from Fantastic Four] |
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(background)
"You guys are worse than NASA."
[Chris Evans (Human Torch / Johnny Storm)
from Fantastic Four] |
| 2006-03-15
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"Where'd my youth go? Why didn't fame hold off old age and death? Why the hell did I leave the fame in the first place and do I want it back, and could I have it back? And if I could, would it make any damned difference?"
[Bruce Campbell (Elvis)
from Bubba Ho-tep] |
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(background)
"Let's get decadent."
[Ossie Davis (Jack)
from Bubba Ho-tep] |
| 2006-03-14
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"A big bitch cockroach like you should know… never, but never, fuck with the King."
[Bruce Campbell (Elvis)
from Bubba Ho-tep] |
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(background)
"You ought to be ashamed."
[Ella Joyce (The Nurse)
from Bubba Ho-tep] |
| 2006-03-13
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"Look, man, do I look like an ichthyologist to you? Big damn bugs, all right, the size of my fist, size of a… peanut butter and banana sandwich, man."
[Bruce Campbell (Elvis)
from Bubba Ho-tep] |
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(background)
"Don't make me use my stuff on you, baby."
[Bruce Campbell (Elvis)
from Bubba Ho-tep] |
| 2006-03-10
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"I dare you to make less sense."
[Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture)
from Venture Bros., The] |
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(background)
"(ring) Lair of the Phantom, this is Queen Aetheria."
[Doc Hammer (Dr. Girlfriend)
from Venture Bros., The] |
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"I find your reasoning logical."
[Patrick Macnee (Imperious Leader)
from Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series] |
| 2006-03-09
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(background)
"It's a funny thing. I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down."
[Groucho Marx (Ronald Kornblow)
from A Night In Casablanca] |
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"How about getting rid of that mutt? –Oh, Frou-Frou's a watchdog. –Well, let him watch somebody else. –Oh, Frou-Frou won't bother us. He has such good manners. –If he had such good manners, he'd get off your lap and give me a seat. He can stand up better than I can, he's got twice as many legs."
[Groucho Marx (Ronald Kornblow) | Lisette Verea (Beatrice Rheiner)
from A Night In Casablanca] |
| 2006-03-08
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(background)
"I've seen 5-o'clock shadow, but this is ridiculous."
[Groucho Marx (Ronald Kornblow)
from A Night In Casablanca] |
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"Oh, come on now. You wouldn't say no to a lady. –I don't know why not? They always say no to me."
[Lisette Verea (Beatrice Rheiner) | Groucho Marx (Ronald Kornblow)
from A Night In Casablanca] |
| 2006-03-07
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"(evil laugh) Yes, victory will finally be mine!"
[Richard Steven Horvitz (Daggett Doofus Beaver)
from Angry Beavers, The] |
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(background)
"Holy moly, that was nuts!"
[Richard Steven Horvitz (Daggett Doofus Beaver)
from Angry Beavers, The] |
| 2006-03-06
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"If I seem insensitive to what you're going through, Captain, understand: it's the way I am."
[Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock)
from Star Trek: The Original Series] |
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(background)
"Do you have a point, Spock?"
[DeForest Kelley (Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy)
from Star Trek: The Original Series] |
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(background)
"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty kids!"
[Maurice LaMarche (Quick Draw McGraw)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
| 2006-03-03
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"Our founding fathers guaranteed us certain protections… The freedom of speech, freedom of religion, the freedom to own and play stringed instruments of all kinds. Those founding fathers didn't place restrictions on these freedoms. They didn't say, 'The right to play guitar shall not be violated except when used to play Green Day's Time Of Your Life over and over again in the common area of your dorm! No! Where will these restrictions end? A background check when you want to take up the banjo? A five-day waiting period to buy a Telecaster™? An all-out ban on the Flying V™ or, dare I say, Whammy Bar™?! Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, it is up to you to defend our right to keep and bear guitars!"
[Maurice LaMarche (Quick Draw McGraw)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
| 2006-03-02
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"Group exposure is a hallmark of these cultists. However, it's been well-stated that very few blind people join the nudist colonies."
[George Putnum (Himself)
from Perversion For Profit] |
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(background)
"These magazines not only display complete nudity, but they do so in a perverted manner."
[George Putnum (Himself)
from Perversion For Profit] |
| 2006-03-01
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"Say, when should a guy start going around with girls?"
[uncredited (Pete)
from As Boys Grow...] |
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(background)
"Sometimes that just happens by itself, doesn't it? You know, like in the morning?"
[uncredited (Ben)
from As Boys Grow...] |
