| 2005-03-31
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"I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now."
[Brad Bird (Edna 'E' Mode)
from Incredibles, The] |
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(background)
"Hey, no force fields!"
[Spencer Fox (Dashiell 'Dash' Parr)
from Incredibles, The] |
| 2005-03-30
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"I'm at the top of my game! I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on, leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so. I don't think so."
[Holly Hunter (Helen Parr / Elastigirl)
from Incredibles, The] |
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(background)
"Hey, come on, we're superheroes. What could happen?"
[Craig T. Nelson (Bob Parr / Mr. Incredible)
from Incredibles, The] |
| 2005-03-29
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(background)
"My god you've gotten fat. Come in! Come, come!"
[Brad Bird (Edna 'E' Mode)
from Incredibles, The] |
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"Sweetie, isn't that the guy from Depeche Mode? –Oh, no way. Where? Holy crap, he's with a girl. –Oh, yeah, that guy is totally straight. I saw a whole thing about him on the VH1. –But he's the guy from Depeche Mode. It's impossible. –Straight. –Come on. He's in Depeche Mode!"
[Doc Hammer (The Monarch) | Christopher McCulloch (Dr. Girlfriend)
from Venture Bros., The] |
| 2005-03-28
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"This is a hobo suit, darling. You can't be seen in this. I won't allow it."
[Brad Bird (Edna 'E' Mode)
from Incredibles, The] |
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(background)
"This is your automated Captain. Would you care for more mimosa?"
[uncredited (computer)
from Incredibles, The] |
| 2005-03-25
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(background)
"I was just thinking. –That's what I was afraid of."
[Richard Hatch (Apollo) | Dirk Benedict (Starbuck)
from Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series] |
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"Our people settled this country long before the Anglos. We were the great pioneers of the West. We produced great philosophers like Ramos, humanists like Juarez, artists like Diego Rivera. But to people like Maze, we're just wetbacks."
[Ned Romero (Hector)
from Battlestar Galactica 1980] |
| 2005-03-24
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(background)
"Someone's gonna have to give me a ride home."
[Nan Martin (Widow Thayer)
from Big Eden] |
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"What in Judas-Rocking-Priest is going on around here?!"
[Harry Goz (Captain Hazel 'Hank' Murphy)
from Sealab 2021] |
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(background)
"You know, before this is over I'm going to need a whole lot of serious therapy."
[Eddie Murphy (Donkey)
from Shrek] |
| 2005-03-23
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(background)
"You are such a massive wuss!"
[Christopher McCulloch (Hank Venture)
from Venture Bros., The] |
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"Apparently, this is the reward I get for years of screwing with super science. In short, I pissed in God's eye and he blinked."
[James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture)
from Venture Bros., The] |
| 2005-03-16
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"You told him to kiss me? –Lady, if I'd known he was going to kiss you, I wouldn't have sent a boy to do a man's job. –(slap) That's for the man. You can tell him the job's filled."
[Dorothy Malone (Abigail 'Abby' Parker) | Dean Martin (Rick Todd)
from Artists And Models] |
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"Ouch! –Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building, like, now! Get out!"
[Will Ferrell (Jacobim Mugatu)
from Zoolander] |
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"You don't look well, Don Constantine. Time's a bitch, isn't it?"
[Nigel Bennett (Lacroix)
from Forever Knight] |
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"Don't mess with the volcano, my man. 'Cause I will go Pompeii on your… butt."
[Ben Stiller (Mr. Furious)
from Mystery Men] |
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(background)
"Who's messing with my programming?"
[Jeffrey Jones (Spike)
from Stay Tuned] |
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"I haven't been in prison long enough for this."
[Jeffrey Jones (Dick Nelson)
from Mom And Dad Save The World] |
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"This dream just gets weirder and weirder. It's almost as nuts as that nightmare I had about the monkey and that bowl of vanilla pudding."
[Wayne Grayson (Joey Wheeler)
from Yûgiô (AKA Yu-Gi-Oh!)] |
| 2005-03-15
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"Sonya, we're here to help someone. For once, we're gonna think about something besides our careers and our hair."
[Matt Dillon (Cameron Drake)
from In & Out] |
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(background)
"Have no fear, your Fairy Godmama's here."
[Jennifer Saunders (Fairy Godmother)
from Shrek 2] |
| 2005-03-14
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"You know, fella, we got smart-aleck reporters right here at home. –Any town that could dream up a hoax like this has a sense of humor that I wouldn't try to compete with."
[Hugh Sanders (Sheriff Barclay) | Leonard Nimoy (Judson Ellis)
from Outer Limits, The] |
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(background)
"It works better when you step back from the webcam."
[Tara Jayne (Mokuba Kaiba)
from Yûgiô (AKA Yu-Gi-Oh!)] |
| 2005-03-11
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(background)
"Go Team Venture!"
[Christopher McCulloch (Hank Venture) | Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture)
from Venture Bros., The] |
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"I am known to men as Dr. Orpheus. And mine is to perceive and control the delicate arrangement of the cosmos. –They give out PhDs for that? –Junior college upstate; Communications Major, Minor in Women's Studies. But I assure you, sir, the 'doctor' title was bestowed on me by a higher power than a mere college professor."
[Steven Rattazzi (Dr. Byron Orpheus) | James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture)
from Venture Bros., The] |
| 2005-03-10
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"Can you people learn to speak English? You live in the frickin' United States of America! I ordered french fries!"
[Kirstie Alley (Herself)
from Fat Actress] |
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(background)
"Did you see yourself on the cover of Star magazine this week? –Ugh. How much do I weigh now?"
[Rachael Harris (Kevyn Shecket) | Kirstie Alley (Herself)
from Fat Actress] |
| 2005-03-09
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"Kip, I reckon you know a lot about cyberspace. Y-you ever come across anything like time travel? –Easy. I've already looked into for myself."
[Jon Gries (Uncle Rico) | Aaron Ruell (Kip Dynamite)
from Napoleon Dynamite] |
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(background)
"Freaking idiot! (sigh)"
[Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite)
from Napoleon Dynamite] |
| 2005-03-08
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"I have my flaws, too. –The difference is my flaws are personal. Yours are professional."
[Katee Sackhoff (Captain Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace) | Michael Hogan (Colonel Saul Tigh)
from Battlestar Galactica (2004)] |
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(background)
"Where's your mommy? –Dead. Where's yours?"
[Michael Hogan (Colonel Saul Tigh) | Connor Widdows (Boxey)
from Battlestar Galactica (2004)] |
| 2005-03-07
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(background)
"Our destinies are no longer in our own hands."
[Ben Browder (John Crichton)
from Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars] |
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"Day by day, trust takes time."
[Ben Browder (John Crichton)
from Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars] |
| 2005-03-04
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(background)
"When Marrakech is overrun by mutant lizard-people, don't come crying to me."
[James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture)
from Venture Bros., The] |
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"Know what could really help you sort through these important issues? –What? –Orange Mocha Frappuccino!"
[Alexander Skarsgård (Meekus) | Ben Stiller (Derek Zoolander) | Asio Highsmith (Rufus)
| Alexandre Manning (Brint) | Nathan Lee Graham (Todd)
from Zoolander] |
| 2005-03-03
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"Uhhhh, how about I give you my number to my private two-way wrist communicator watch?"
[James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture)
from Venture Bros., The] |
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(background)
"Oh, crap! We never planned for this contingency. Quick, make something up!"
[Christopher McCulloch (The Monarch)
from Venture Bros., The] |
| 2005-03-02
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"No! No, no, no! Bad robot! Bad H.E.L.P.eR.! We don't do that! We do not eat test tubes! Come here! –(beeping and crunching) –I'm not playing games here. What, you don't feel well now? Well, what did you expect? You're mixing acids and bases there."
[James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) | Soul-Bot (H.E.L.P.eR.)
from Venture Bros., The] |
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"Dude, I spit in that."
[Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture)
from Venture Bros., The] |
| 2005-03-01
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(background)
"Who ever heard of eating off the floor? What's the matter, can't they afford chairs?"
[Sammy Petrillo (Himself)
from Bela Lugosi Meets A Brooklyn Gorilla] |
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"This looks like Death not only took a holiday, but he got a hangover from taking it."
[Sammy Petrillo (Himself)
from Bela Lugosi Meets A Brooklyn Gorilla] |
