March 2004 Archives

2004-03-31 Movie (background) "Why me? –Because you're perfect. –You have a point there." [Lewis Smith (Perfect Tommy) | Peter Weller (Buckaroo Banzai) from Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, The]
Movie (background) "Why is there a watermelon there?" [Jeff Goldblum (New Jersey) from Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, The]
2004-03-30 Television "You've seen too many science fiction movies. We just need the three phase-pistols, put the rifles back." [Scott Bakula (Jonathan Archer) from Star Trek: Enterprise]
Television (background) "Resume personal log." [Scott Bakula (Jonathan Archer) from Star Trek: Enterprise]
2004-03-25 Movie "Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?" [Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow) from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]
Movie (background) "Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate." [Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow) from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]
2004-03-24 Movie "God damn it! –Your last words last night, the very first words you greet me with this morning. Don't you think you ought to do something about expanding your vocabulary?" [Ava Gardner (Remy Royce-Graff) | Charlton Heston (Stewart Graff) from Earthquake]
2004-03-23 Movie "Is this an institution of learning or a teenage brothel?" [Faye Dunaway (Joan Crawford) from Mommie Dearest]
Movie (background) "Clean up this mess!" [Faye Dunaway (Joan Crawford) from Mommie Dearest]
2004-03-22 Movie "Don't you ever use that tone of voice with me, missy. Who do you think you're talking to?" [Faye Dunaway (Joan Crawford) from Mommie Dearest]
Movie (background) "If you can't do something right, don't do it at all." [Faye Dunaway (Joan Crawford) from Mommie Dearest]
2004-03-19 Television (background) "The Ministry Of Pain?! Aaah! We're doomed! We're all doomed!" [Tom Kenny (Mayor) from Powerpuff Girls, The]
2004-03-18 Movie "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious!" [Andy Serkis (Gollum) from Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers]
Movie (background) "Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks!" [Ian McKellen (Gandalf) from Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring]
2004-03-17 Television (background) "Actually, I think you're going to find this very amusing." [Elizabeth Montgomery (Samantha Stephens) from Bewitched]
2004-03-15 Movie "No, no, no, no, no. Don't tug on that, you never know what it might be attached to." [Peter Weller (Buckaroo Banzai) from Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, The]
2004-03-12 Movie (background) "I think I'm only staying alive to satisfy you." [Ed Harris (Richard Brown) from The Hours]
Movie "We can never see past the choices we don't understand." [Gloria Foster (The Oracle) from Matrix Reloaded, The]
2004-03-11 Television (background) "Uh, l-let's pretend like this never happened." [Bob Bergen (Porky Pig as The Eager Young Space Cadet) from Duck Dodgers]
Television "Uh, c-can I put my clothes back on? My n-n-nipples are getting cold." [Bob Bergen (Porky Pig as The Eager Young Space Cadet) from Duck Dodgers]
2004-03-10 Movie "I can hear it now. He's going to be called the god-damned phone book killer." [Paul Winfield (Lt. Ed Traxler) from Terminator, The]
Movie (background) "I'm sure there's a point to all of this." [Paul Winfield (Lt. Ed Traxler) from Terminator, The]
Television "Every soldier lives with death, son. But I suppose, sometimes, we forget that our loved ones must live with it, too." [Paul Winfield (Richard Franklin) from Babylon 5]
Television "A man who won't stand up for his own principles is not really a man at all." [Paul Winfield (Richard Franklin) from Babylon 5]
2004-03-09 Movie (background) "Don't touch that dial." [Dweezil Zappa (Stevie) from Running Man, The]
Movie "I want a kiss, now, a big kiss, but remember: no tongues." [Richard Dawson (Damon Killian) from Running Man, The]
2004-03-08 Movie "You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates, you're well on your way to becoming one." [Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow) from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]
Movie (background) "There'll be no living with her after this." [Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow) from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]
2004-03-05 Television (background) "Oh, my god! This is, like, Nightmare Central." [Carson Kressley (Himself) from Queer Eye For The Straight Guy]
Television "At last, what I've always wanted! The ability to entertain others at cocktail parties!" [Dan Castellaneta (MegaVolt) from Darkwing Duck]
2004-03-04 Movie "There's so few nice surprises in life. Seems to me that it'd be kind of a shame to squander one of them, don't ya think?" [O'Neal Compton (Jim Soams) from Big Eden]
Movie (background) "W-What are you kids up to?" [Eric Schweig (Pike Dexter) from Big Eden]
2004-03-03 Movie "Why are you messing with the fantasy? We know about the reality. Don't ruin the fantasy, OK?" [Anthony Michael Hall (Gary Wallace) from Weird Science]
Movie (background) "Why do you have to be such a wanker?" [Kelly LeBrock (Lisa) from Weird Science]
2004-03-02 Movie "Gollum! Gollum!" [Andy Serkis (Gollum) from Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers]
Movie "If you're referring to the incident with the dragon, I was barely involved." [Ian McKellen (Gandalf) from Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring]
2004-03-01 Television "We Centauri live our lives for appearances. But when I look beneath the mask I am forced to wear, I see only emptiness… and then I think of you, and I say to hell with appearances." [Peter Jurasik (Londo Mollari) from Babylon 5]
Television (background) "Negative on password. Unable to deliver." [Haley McLane (computer) from Babylon 5]