| 2004-03-31
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(background)
"Why me? –Because you're perfect. –You have a point there."
[Lewis Smith (Perfect Tommy) | Peter Weller (Buckaroo Banzai)
from Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, The] |
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(background)
"Why is there a watermelon there?"
[Jeff Goldblum (New Jersey)
from Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, The] |
| 2004-03-30
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"You've seen too many science fiction movies. We just need the three phase-pistols, put the rifles back."
[Scott Bakula (Jonathan Archer)
from Star Trek: Enterprise] |
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(background)
"Resume personal log."
[Scott Bakula (Jonathan Archer)
from Star Trek: Enterprise] |
| 2004-03-25
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"Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?"
[Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl] |
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(background)
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
[Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl] |
| 2004-03-24
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"God damn it! –Your last words last night, the very first words you greet me with this morning. Don't you think you ought to do something about expanding your vocabulary?"
[Ava Gardner (Remy Royce-Graff) | Charlton Heston (Stewart Graff)
from Earthquake] |
| 2004-03-23
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"Is this an institution of learning or a teenage brothel?"
[Faye Dunaway (Joan Crawford)
from Mommie Dearest] |
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(background)
"Clean up this mess!"
[Faye Dunaway (Joan Crawford)
from Mommie Dearest] |
| 2004-03-22
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"Don't you ever use that tone of voice with me, missy. Who do you think you're talking to?"
[Faye Dunaway (Joan Crawford)
from Mommie Dearest] |
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(background)
"If you can't do something right, don't do it at all."
[Faye Dunaway (Joan Crawford)
from Mommie Dearest] |
| 2004-03-19
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(background)
"The Ministry Of Pain?! Aaah! We're doomed! We're all doomed!"
[Tom Kenny (Mayor)
from Powerpuff Girls, The] |
| 2004-03-18
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"We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious!"
[Andy Serkis (Gollum)
from Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers] |
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(background)
"Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks!"
[Ian McKellen (Gandalf)
from Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring] |
| 2004-03-17
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(background)
"Actually, I think you're going to find this very amusing."
[Elizabeth Montgomery (Samantha Stephens)
from Bewitched] |
| 2004-03-15
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"No, no, no, no, no. Don't tug on that, you never know what it might be attached to."
[Peter Weller (Buckaroo Banzai)
from Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, The] |
| 2004-03-12
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(background)
"I think I'm only staying alive to satisfy you."
[Ed Harris (Richard Brown)
from The Hours] |
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"We can never see past the choices we don't understand."
[Gloria Foster (The Oracle)
from Matrix Reloaded, The] |
| 2004-03-11
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(background)
"Uh, l-let's pretend like this never happened."
[Bob Bergen (Porky Pig as The Eager Young Space Cadet)
from Duck Dodgers] |
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"Uh, c-can I put my clothes back on? My n-n-nipples are getting cold."
[Bob Bergen (Porky Pig as The Eager Young Space Cadet)
from Duck Dodgers] |
| 2004-03-10
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"I can hear it now. He's going to be called the god-damned phone book killer."
[Paul Winfield (Lt. Ed Traxler)
from Terminator, The] |
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(background)
"I'm sure there's a point to all of this."
[Paul Winfield (Lt. Ed Traxler)
from Terminator, The] |
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"Every soldier lives with death, son. But I suppose, sometimes, we forget that our loved ones must live with it, too."
[Paul Winfield (Richard Franklin)
from Babylon 5] |
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"A man who won't stand up for his own principles is not really a man at all."
[Paul Winfield (Richard Franklin)
from Babylon 5] |
| 2004-03-09
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(background)
"Don't touch that dial."
[Dweezil Zappa (Stevie)
from Running Man, The] |
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"I want a kiss, now, a big kiss, but remember: no tongues."
[Richard Dawson (Damon Killian)
from Running Man, The] |
| 2004-03-08
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"You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates, you're well on your way to becoming one."
[Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl] |
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(background)
"There'll be no living with her after this."
[Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl] |
| 2004-03-05
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(background)
"Oh, my god! This is, like, Nightmare Central."
[Carson Kressley (Himself)
from Queer Eye For The Straight Guy] |
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"At last, what I've always wanted! The ability to entertain others at cocktail parties!"
[Dan Castellaneta (MegaVolt)
from Darkwing Duck] |
| 2004-03-04
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"There's so few nice surprises in life. Seems to me that it'd be kind of a shame to squander one of them, don't ya think?"
[O'Neal Compton (Jim Soams)
from Big Eden] |
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(background)
"W-What are you kids up to?"
[Eric Schweig (Pike Dexter)
from Big Eden] |
| 2004-03-03
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"Why are you messing with the fantasy? We know about the reality. Don't ruin the fantasy, OK?"
[Anthony Michael Hall (Gary Wallace)
from Weird Science] |
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(background)
"Why do you have to be such a wanker?"
[Kelly LeBrock (Lisa)
from Weird Science] |
| 2004-03-02
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"Gollum! Gollum!"
[Andy Serkis (Gollum)
from Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers] |
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"If you're referring to the incident with the dragon, I was barely involved."
[Ian McKellen (Gandalf)
from Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring] |
| 2004-03-01
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"We Centauri live our lives for appearances. But when I look beneath the mask I am forced to wear, I see only emptiness… and then I think of you, and I say to hell with appearances."
[Peter Jurasik (Londo Mollari)
from Babylon 5] |
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(background)
"Negative on password. Unable to deliver."
[Haley McLane (computer)
from Babylon 5] |
