| 2000-03-31
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"You know, there's something about doing this crappy job day-in and day-out that makes me want to kill myself... and you."
[Kristen Johnston (Sally Solomon)
from 3rd Rock From The Sun] |
| 2000-03-30
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"You can't go! All the plants are gonna die."
[Bill Murray (John Winger)
from Stripes] |
| 2000-03-29
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"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
[Michael Caine (Charlie Croker)
from Italian Job, The] |
| 2000-03-28
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"Hey, weaselbrain, change jobs with this buttonhead."
[Moe Howard
from 3 Stooges, The] |
| 2000-03-27
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(background)
"You look like a hog on ice."
[John Wayne (Marshall Reuben J. 'Rooster' Cogburn)
from True Grit] |
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"A chat with you and somehow death loses its sting."
[Rowan Atkinson (Edmund Blackadder)
from Blackadder, The] |
| 2000-03-24
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"That's why four out of five top Hollywood movie stars use Lustre Crème shampoo." (from Lustre Crème)
[uncredited
from Commercials] |
| 2000-03-23
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"Don't blame me, you rug-wearing suburban psycho!"
[Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
| 2000-03-22
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"You don't seem to realize the cosmic importance of this."
[Reta Shaw (Mrs. Halcyon Maxwell)
from Ghost And Mr. Chicken, The] |
| 2000-03-21
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"As God as my witness, they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this, and when it's all over I'll never be hungry again! No, nor any of my folk! If I have to lie, steal, cheat, or kill... as God as my witness, I'll never be hungry again!"
[Vivien Leigh (Scarlett O'Hara)
from Gone With The Wind] |
| 2000-03-20
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"If you do not speak English, I am at your disposal with 187 other languages along with their various dialects and sub-tongues."
[Marvin Miller (Robby the Robot)
from Forbidden Planet] |
| 2000-03-18
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"Oh, the equipment's guaranteed, but I have my doubts about the stuff inside."
[James Doohan (Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott)
from Star Trek: The Animated Series] |
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"Do you expect me to talk? –No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die."
[Sean Connery (James Bond) | Gert Fröbe (Auric Goldfinger)
from Goldfinger] |
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"May I have 10,000 marbles, please?"
[Stephen Furst (Kent 'Flounder' Dorfman)
from Animal House] |
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"For your information, this is how deep people dress. –Yeah, deeply affected people."
[Wendy Hoopes (Quinn Morgendorffer) | Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)
from Daria] |
| 2000-03-17
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"And of course all the Irish cops here in Hollywood have that St. Patrick's Day spirit. But sometimes I think they overdo it. Three times today I got a ticket for passing a green light."
[Bob Hope (Himself)
from Hope, Bob] |
| 2000-03-16
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"Happy Birthday! (honk honk honk) –Oh, screw your freaking birthday!"
[group speaking | Kurtwood Smith (Reginald 'Red' Forman)
from That '70s Show] |
| 2000-03-15
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"You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?"
[Keanu Reeves (Neo)
from Matrix, The] |
| 2000-03-14
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"Is that your final answer?"
[Regis Philbin (Himself)
from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire] |
| 2000-03-13
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"That doesn't look like the next generation of computing to me!"
[Jim Wise (Loud Howard)
from Dilbert] |
| 2000-03-10
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"You're spending the night with Fred Garvin, male prostitute."
[Dan Ackroyd (Fred Garvin, male prostitute)
from Saturday Night Live] |
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(background)
"I've just about had enough of you."
[Anthony Daniels (C-3PO)
from Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope] |
| 2000-03-09
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"(siren) Mail's in."
[Carolyn Jones (Morticia Frump Addams)
from Addams Family, The (TV)] |
| 2000-03-08
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"Any mail for me while I was gone?"
[Groucho Marx (Rufus T. Firefly)
from Duck Soup] |
| 2000-03-07
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"(telephone rings) Hello? The check is in the mail."
[Eddie 'Rochester' Anderson (Rochester Van Jones)
from Jack Benny Program, The] |
| 2000-03-06
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(background)
"Well, as my great-grandfather used to say, 'cool.'"
[Bruce Boxleitner (John J. Sheridan)
from Babylon 5] |
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"Yes, sir, the check is in the mail."
[Kurt Russell (Jack Burton)
from Big Trouble In Little China] |
| 2000-03-04
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(background)
"Bridge to Captain."
[James Doohan (Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott)
from Star Trek: The Original Series] |
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"Kirk to Enterprise. Beam us up, Scotty."
[William Shatner (James T. Kirk)
from Star Trek: The Animated Series] |
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"Infinite diversity in infinite combinations… symbolizing the elements that create truth and beauty."
[Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock)
from Star Trek: The Animated Series] |
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"I have the information now, sir. I'll put it on the main screen."
[Nichelle Nichols (Uhura)
from Star Trek: The Animated Series] |
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"There's no such thing as a safe tribble."
[DeForest Kelley (Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy)
from Star Trek: The Animated Series] |
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"My engineers are working on it now, sir. You'll have it within the hour."
[James Doohan (Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott)
from Star Trek: The Animated Series] |
| 2000-03-03
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"Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world."
[Humphrey Bogart (Rick Blaine)
from Casablanca] |
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(background)
"I think I'm in love." (from Taco Bell)
[Carlos Alazraqui (Taco Bell Chihuahua)
from Commercials] |
| 2000-03-02
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"Mom, if you're going to reminisce, I'll be forced to call Social Services."
[Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)
from Daria] |
| 2000-03-01
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"How do I look so young? Quite simple. A complete vegetable diet, 12 hours sleep a night, and lots and lots of makeup."
[Truman Capote (Lionel Twain)
from Murder By Death] |
