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March 31 - "You know, there's something about doing this crappy job day-in and day-out that makes me want to kill myself. . .and you." - [Kristen Johnston from 3rd Rock From The Sun] |
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March 30 - "You can't go! All the plants are gonna die." - [Bill Murray from Stripes] |
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March 29 - "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" - [Michael Caine from The Italian Job] |
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March 28 - "Hey, weaselbrain, change jobs with this buttonhead." - [Moe Howard from The 3 Stooges] |
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March 27 - "A chat with you and somehow death loses its sting." - [Rowan Atkinson from Blackadder] |
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March 24~26 - "That's why four out of five top Hollywood movie stars use Lustre Creme shampoo." - [announcer from a Luster Creme commercial] |
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March 23 - "Don't blame me, you rug-wearing suburban psycho!" - [Duckman from Duckman] |
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March 22 - "You don't seem to realize the cosmic importance of this." - [Reta Shaw from The Ghost and Mr. Chicken] |
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March 21 - "As God as my witness, they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this, and when it's all over I'll never be hungry again! No, nor any of my folk! If I have to lie, steal, cheat, or kill. . .as God as my witness, I'll never be hungry again!" - [Vivien Leigh from Gone With The Wind] |
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March 20 - "If you do not speak English, I am at your disposal with 187 other languages along with their various dialects and subtongues." - [Robby the Robot from Forbidden Planet] |
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March 18~19 - Weekend Stuff!
"May I have 10,000 marbles, please?" - [Stephen Furst from Animal House]
"For your information, this is how deep people dress. -Yeah, deeply affected people." - [Quinn and Daria Morgendorffer from Daria]
"Oh, the equipment's guaranteed, but I have my doubts about the stuff inside." - [James Doohan from Star Trek: The Animated Series]
"Do you expect me to talk? -No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die." - [Sean Connery and Gert Fröbe from Goldfinger] |
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March 17 - "And of course all the Irish cops here in Hollywood have that St. Patrick's Day spirit. But sometimes I think they overdo it. Three times today I got a ticket for passing a green light." - [Bob Hope] |
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March 16 - "Happy Birthday! (honk honk honk) -Oh, screw your freaking birthday!" - [various waitstaff and Kurtwood Smith from That 70's Show] |
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March 15 - "You ever have that feeling. . .where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" - [Keanu Reeves from The Matrix] |
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March 14 - "Is that your final answer?" - [Regis Philbin from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire] |
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March 13 - "That doesn't look like the next generation of computing to me!" - [Loud Howard from Dilbert] |
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March 10~12 - "You're spending the night with Fred Garvin, male prostitute." - [Dan Ackroyd from Saturday Night Live] |
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March 9 - "(siren) Mail's in." - [Carolyn Jones from The Addams Family: The Original Series] |
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March 8 - "Any mail for me while I was gone?" - [Groucho Marx from Duck Soup] |
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March 7 - "(telephone rings) Hello? The check is in the mail." - [Eddie "Rochester" Anderson from The Jack Benny Show] |
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March 6 - "Yes, sir, the check is in the mail." - [Kurt Russell from Big Trouble In Little China] |
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March 4~5 - It's An Animated Trek Weekend!
"Infinite diversity in infinite combinations. . .symbolizing the elements that create truth and beauty." - [Leonard Nimoy from Star Trek: The Animated Series]
"There's no such thing as a safe tribble." - [DeForest Kelley from Star Trek: The Animated Series]
"My engineers are working on it now, sir. You'll have it within the hour." - [James Doohan from Star Trek: The Animated Series]
"I have the information now, sir. I'll put it on the main screen." - [Nichelle Nichols from Star Trek: The Animated Series]
"Kirk to Enterprise. Beam us up, Scotty." - [William Shatner from Star Trek: The Animated Series] |
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March 3 - "Ilse, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world." - [Humphrey Bogart from Casablanca] |
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March 2 - "Mom, if you're going to reminisce, I'll be forced to call Social Services." - [Daria Morgendorffer from Daria] |
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March 1 - "How do I look so young? Quite simple. A complete vegetable diet, 12 hours sleep a night, and lots and lots of makeup." - [Truman Capote from Murder By Death] |
