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February 1999 Archive

film icon February 26~28 - "You know better than to trust a strange computer." - [Anthony Daniels from The Empire Strikes Back]
film icon February 25 - "Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night." - [Bette Davis from All About Eve]
film icon February 24 - "Repo Man's got all night, every night!" - [Harry Dean Stanton from Repo Man]
film icon February 23 - "Don't tell me you lost your sense of humor already." - [Roger Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?]
film icon February 22 - "Oh, why don't you button up your lip? You're always squawking about something. You've got more static than the radio." - [Carleton Young from Reefer Madness]
tv icon February 20~21 - It's a Dilbert Weekend!
  • "Must one person's triumph be another's humiliation? -Of course." - [Dilbert and Alice]
  • "There's nothing wrong with my verbal skills. It only seems that way because my math skills are so high." - [Dilbert]
  • "You're not allowed to talk anymore." - [Dogbert]
  • "You made this happen! You made me think of Dilbert and sex at the same time!" - [Alice]
  • "(laughs) Save the technical mumbo-jumbo. I just want to know if it'll work." - [Pointy-Haired Boss]
  • "He doesn't look like any consultant I've ever seen!" - [Loud Howard]
  • "Who died and made you the Dalai Lama?" - [Wally]
  • tv icon February 19 - "Enough! If this is what passes for conduct becoming of world leaders, I don't want any part of it!" - [Brain from Pinky and The Brain]
    film icon February 18 - "I don't ask for much from you, girl" - [Faye Dunaway from Mommie Dearest]
    tv icon February 17 - "Understanding is a three-edged sword." - ["Kosh" from Babylon 5]
    tv icon February 16 - "(flips switch) Power off! Let's go." - [Duckman from Duckman]
    tv iconradio icon February 15 - Happy Presidents Day! (in the U.S.)
  • "I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a man on the moon and returning him safely to the Earth." - [President John Fitzgerald Kennedy, 1961]
  • "The principles for which we stand are the principles of fair play and a square deal for every man and every woman in the United States." - [President Theodore Roosevelt, 1913]
  • tv iconfilm icon February 13~14 - Happy Valentine's Day!
  • "Why is it I love you any more in the middle of February than I would on, say, August 21st? You know, to me, every day with you is Valentine's Day. -So in other words, you forgot to buy me a card. -That's what I'm saying." - [Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt from Mad About You]
  • "Ah, my little darling, it is love at first sight, is it not, no? (kiss kiss kiss)" - [Pepe Le Pew from a Looney Tunes cartoon]
  • "What is the big deal with Valentine's Day? It's a made-up holiday. Nobody even knows who this St. Valentine guy was. -He was a Roman priest who defended the Christians and was beheaded by Claudius II on February 14, 269 A.D." - [Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt from Mad About You]
  • "Do I make you horny?" - [Mike Myers from Austin Powers]
  • "'Scuse me while I whip this out." - [Cleavon Little from Blazing Saddles]
  • film icon February 12 - "You will find that it is you who are mistaken. . .about a great many things." - [Ian McDiarmid from Return Of The Jedi]
    radio icon February 11 - "Let me assert my firm belief. . .that the only thing we have to fear is. . .fear itself." - [President Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1933]
    tv icon February 10 - "I welcome this kind of examination, because people have gotta know. . .whether or not their president's a crook. Well, I'm not a crook." - [President Richard Milhouse Nixon, 1973]
    tv icon February 9 - "I think I speak for all women capable of reproduction when I say. . .no!" - [Alice from Dilbert]
    film icon February 8 - "Remember, hacking is more than just a crime. . .it's a survival trait." - [Peter Y. Kim from Hackers]
    tv iconfilm icon February 6~7 - Weekend Stuff
  • "Every man for himself!" - [Shaggy from Scooby Doo]
  • "The Chinese have a lot of hells." - [Donald Li from Big Trouble In Little China]
  • "You'll excuse me, gentlemen. Your business is politics, mine is running a saloon." - [Humphrey Bogart from Casablanca]
  • "You cheap little rotter!" - [Rocko from Rocko's Modern Life]
  • "My lord, I've been in your family since 1532. -So has syphilis, now get out." - [Tony Robinson and Rowan Atkinson from Blackadder]
  • tv icon February 5 - "Brrr! Baby, it's told outside!" - [Tweety Bird from a Looney Tunes cartoon]
    tv icon February 4 - "Do you ever get tired of watching bad things happen to people? -That's crazy talk." - [Dilbert and Dogbert from Dilbert]
    tv icon February 3 - "I find you pompous, judgmental, and completely self-absorbed. Would you be my friend?" - [John Lithgow from 3rd Rock From The Sun]
    film icon February 2 - "Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today." - [Bill Murray from Groundhog Day]
    tv icon February 1 - "Computing now, Captain" - [Leonard Nimoy from Star Trek: TOS]

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