| 1999-02-26
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"You know better than to trust a strange computer."
[Anthony Daniels (C-3PO)
from Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back] |
| 1999-02-25
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"Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night."
[Bette Davis (Margo Channing)
from All About Eve] |
| 1999-02-24
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"Repo Man's got all night, every night!"
[Harry Dean Stanton (Bud)
from Repo Man] |
| 1999-02-23
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"Don't tell me you lost your sense of humor already."
[Charles Fleischer (Roger Rabbit)
from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?] |
| 1999-02-22
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"Oh, why don't you button up your lip? You're always squawking about something. You've got more static than the radio."
[Carelton Young (Jack Perry)
from Reefer Madness (aka The Burning Question, aka Tell Your Children)] |
| 1999-02-20
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"He doesn't look like any consultant I've ever seen!"
[Jim Wise (Loud Howard)
from Dilbert] |
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"Who died and made you the Dalai Lama?"
[Gordon Hunt (Wally)
from Dilbert] |
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"You made this happen! You made me think of Dilbert and sex at the same time!"
[Kathy Griffin (Alice)
from Dilbert] |
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"Must one person's triumph be another's humiliation? –Of course."
[Daniel Stern (Dilbert) | Kathy Griffin (Alice)
from Dilbert] |
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"You're not allowed to talk anymore."
[Chris Elliott (Dogbert)
from Dilbert] |
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"(laughs) Save the technical mumbo-jumbo. I just want to know if it'll work."
[Larry Miller (Pointy-Haired Boss)
from Dilbert] |
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"There's nothing wrong with my verbal skills. It only seems that way because my math skills are so high."
[Daniel Stern (Dilbert)
from Dilbert] |
| 1999-02-19
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"Enough! If this is what passes for conduct becoming of world leaders, I don't want any part of it!"
[Maurice LaMarche (Brain)
from Pinky & the Brain] |
| 1999-02-18
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"I don't ask for much from you, girl."
[Faye Dunaway (Joan Crawford)
from Mommie Dearest] |
| 1999-02-17
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"Understanding is a three-edged sword."
[Ardwright Chamberlain (Kosh)
from Babylon 5] |
| 1999-02-16
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"(flips switch) Power off! Let's go."
[Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
| 1999-02-15
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"I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a man on the moon and returning him safely to the Earth." (1961)
[John Fitzgerald Kennedy
from Presidents] |
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"The principles for which we stand are the principles of fair play and a square deal for every man and every woman in the United States." (1913)
[Theodore Roosevelt
from Presidents] |
| 1999-02-13
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"Do I make you horny?"
[Mike Myers (Austin Powers)
from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery] |
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"Ah, my little darling, it is love at first sight, is it not, no? (kiss kiss kiss)"
[Mel Blanc (Pepe Le Pew)
from Looney Tunes] |
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"What is the big deal with Valentine's Day? It's a made-up holiday. Nobody even knows who this St. Valentine guy was. –He was a Roman priest who defended the Christians and was beheaded by Claudius II on February 14, 269 A.D."
[Paul Reiser (Paul Buchman) | Helen Hunt (Jamie Stemple Buchman)
from Mad About You] |
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"Why is it I love you any more in the middle of February than I would on, say, August 21st? You know, to me, every day with you is Valentine's Day. –So in other words, you forgot to buy me a card. –That's what I'm saying."
[Paul Reiser (Paul Buchman) | Helen Hunt (Jamie Stemple Buchman)
from Mad About You] |
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"'Scuse me while I whip this out."
[Cleavon Little (Bart)
from Blazing Saddles] |
| 1999-02-12
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"You will find that it is you who are mistaken… about a great many things."
[Ian McDiarmid (The Emperor)
from Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi] |
| 1999-02-11
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"Let me assert my firm belief… that the only thing we have to fear is… fear itself." (1933)
[Franklin Delano Roosevelt
from Presidents] |
| 1999-02-10
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"I welcome this kind of examination, because people have gotta know… whether or not their president's a crook. Well, I'm not a crook." (1973)
[Richard Milhouse Nixon
from Presidents] |
| 1999-02-09
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"I think I speak for all women capable of reproduction when I say… no!"
[Kathy Griffin (Alice)
from Dilbert] |
| 1999-02-08
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"Remember, hacking is more than just a crime… it's a survival trait."
[Darren Lee (Razor)
from Hackers] |
| 1999-02-06
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"You cheap little rotter!"
[Carlos Alazraqui (Rocko)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
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"You'll excuse me, gentlemen. Your business is politics, mine is running a saloon."
[Humphrey Bogart (Rick Blaine)
from Casablanca] |
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"Every man for himself!"
[Casey Kasem (Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers)
from Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?] |
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"The Chinese have a lot of hells."
[Donald Li (Eddie Lee)
from Big Trouble In Little China] |
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"My lord, I've been in your family since 1532. –So has syphilis, now get out."
[Tony Robinson (Baldrick) | Rowan Atkinson (Edmund Blackadder)
from Blackadder The Third] |
| 1999-02-05
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"Brrr! Baby, it's told outside!"
[Mel Blanc (Tweety Bird)
from Looney Tunes] |
| 1999-02-04
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"Do you ever get tired of watching bad things happen to people? –That's crazy talk."
[Daniel Stern (Dilbert) | Chris Elliott (Dogbert)
from Dilbert] |
| 1999-02-03
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"I find you pompous, judgmental, and completely self-absorbed. Would you be my friend?"
[John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)
from 3rd Rock From The Sun] |
| 1999-02-02
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"Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today."
[Bill Murray (Phil Connors)
from Groundhog Day] |
| 1999-02-01
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"Computing now, Captain"
[Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock)
from Star Trek: The Original Series] |
