| 2011-02-27
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"This is it. This is what I was created for. This... is my destiny."
[Freddie Highmore (Astro / Toby)
from Astro Boy] |
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(background)
"Robot Revolutionary Front... transform."
[Matt Lucas (Sparx)
from Astro Boy] |
| 2011-02-26
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"Decepticons, begin our assault!"
[Tony Todd (Fallen)
from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen] |
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(background)
"Soundwave acknowledges."
[Frank Welker (Soundwave)
from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen] |
| 2011-02-25
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"Exit, stage right."
[Daws Butler (Snagglepuss)
from Yogi's Gang] |
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(background)
"Heaven's to wait-a-minute!"
[Daws Butler (Snagglepuss)
from Yogi's Gang] |
| 2011-02-24
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"You are about to have a very bad day. –(sigh) Tell me about it."
[Samuel L. Jackson (Zeus Carver) | Bruce Willis (John McClane)
from Die Hard: With a Vengeance] |
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(background)
"I had no idea Canada could be this much fun."
[Bruce Willis (John McClane)
from Die Hard: With a Vengeance] |
| 2011-02-23
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"Om nom nom nom. Mmmm. It like party in me mouth."
[David Rudman (Cookie Monster)
from Top Chef] |
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(background)
"Chefs, your job today-- –COOKIE! Sorry."
[Padma Lakshmi (Herself) | David Rudman (Cookie Monster)
from Top Chef] |
| 2011-02-22
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"When God chose your kind as the object of His love, I was the first in all Heaven to bow down before you. My love, my hope for mankind was no less than His. But I have watched you trample that gift. I've watched you kill each other race and greed, wage war over dust and rubble, and the words in old books. And yet in the midst of all this darkness, I see some people who will not be bowed. I see some people who will not give up... even when they know all hope is lost. Some people... who realize that being lost is so close to being found."
[Paul Bettany (Michael)
from Legion] |
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(background)
"Go ahead and make fun of me, everybody else does."
[Lucas Black (Jeep Hanson)
from Legion] |
| 2011-02-21
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"Oh, no, sir! No, it wasn't quite like this. No, no. No, sir, it wasn't quite so handsome. And as for rules? We didn't carry military manuals around with us. We were out on the veldt fighting the Boer the way he fought us! I'll tell you what rule we applied, sir! We applied Rule 3-0-3. We caught them, and we shot them under Rule 3-0-3!"
[Edward Woodward (Lt. Harry 'Breaker' Morant)
from Breaker Morant] |
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(background)
"Gentlemen... let's broaden our minds!"
[Jack Nicholson (The Joker)
from Batman (1989)] |
| 2011-02-20
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"I understand what you're saying and your comments are valuable, but I'm going to ignore your advice."
[George Clooney (Mr. Fox)
from Fantastic Mr. Fox] |
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(background)
"Are you cussing with me? –No, you cussing with me?"
[George Clooney (Mr. Fox) | Bill Murray (Badger)
from Fantastic Mr. Fox] |
| 2011-02-19
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"(computer noises) OK, the satellite link is online, so let's play God."
[Lucky Yates (Dr. Krieger)
from Archer] |
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(background)
"Ohh! Oh, there's not enough liquor and therapy in the world to undo that."
[H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)
from Archer] |
| 2011-02-18
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"Have you looked outside, Bob? I mean, those people aren't exactly our regular customers!"
[Charles S. Dutton (Percy Walker)
from Legion] |
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(background)
"You are the reason I still have faith."
[Paul Bettany (Michael)
from Legion] |
| 2011-02-17
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"You've been lying to me my entire life. Just for once, I want you to tell me the truth. –Well, people in Hell want ice-water."
[H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer) | Jessica Walter (Malory Archer)
from Archer] |
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(background)
"There. Happy?! –No?"
[Jessica Walter (Malory Archer) | H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)
from Archer] |
| 2011-02-16
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In Memoriam, Kenneth Mars
"A riot is an ugly thing... und I think that it is just about time that we had one!"
[Kenneth Mars (Inspector Kemp)
from Young Frankenstein] |
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(background)
"You know, not many people knew it, but the Führer was a terrific dancer."
[Kenneth Mars (Franz Liebkind)
from The Producers] |
| 2011-02-15
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"I'm not in business for love, you know. I was in love once and I got the business... but that's another story, and a very unpleasant one, too."
[Groucho Marx (S. Quentin Quale)
from Go West] |
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(background)
"Didn't we meet at Monte Carlo the night you blew your brains out?"
[Groucho Marx (S. Quentin Quale)
from Go West] |
| 2011-02-14
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"Why do you automatically assume that I don't have a date?! –She assumes there are seven days in a week."
[Bea Arthur (Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak) | Estelle Getty (Sophia Petrillo)
from Golden Girls, The] |
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(background)
"Happy Valentine's Day. –Happy Valentine's Day."
[John Corbett (Greg Gatlin) | Nia Vardalos (Genevieve Gernier)
from I Hate Valentine's Day] |
| 2011-02-13
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"You know this is crazy, right? I mean, I don't even believe in God. –Well, that's just fine, Bob. He doesn't believe in you, either."
[Dennis Quaid (Bob Hanson) | Paul Bettany (Michael)
from Legion] |
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(background)
"Not everybody can play the hero... especially when it comes to pulling a trigger."
[Dennis Quaid (Bob Hanson)
from Legion] |
| 2011-02-12
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"Tonight... Hell freezes over."
[Arnold Schwarzenegger (Mr. Freeze / Dr. Victor Fries)
from Batman & Robin] |
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(background)
"Let's kick some ice! Yes."
[Arnold Schwarzenegger (Mr. Freeze / Dr. Victor Fries)
from Batman & Robin] |
| 2011-02-11
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"One more thing... I have to do a skin search. –A what? –You're gonna strip and I'm gonna search you. –Are you out of your fucking mind?"
[William Jordan (Tucker's Aide) | Warren Beatty (Joseph Frady)
from Parallax View, The] |
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(background)
"You got some interesting ideas about law enforcement."
[Warren Beatty (Joseph Frady)
from Parallax View, The] |
| 2011-02-10
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"When I was lying there in the VA hospital, with a big hole blown through the middle of my life, I started having these dreams of flying. I was free! Sooner or later, though, you always have to wake up."
[Sam Worthington (Jake Sully)
from Avatar] |
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(background)
"You see? You see? I mean, they're just pissing on us without even the courtesy of calling it rain."
[Sigourney Weaver (Dr. Grace Augustine)
from Avatar] |
| 2011-02-09
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"Who are you? –Me? I'm Hit-Girl... and that's Big Daddy."
[Aaron Johnson (Dave Lizewski / Kick-Ass) | Chloe Moretz (Mindy Macready / Hit-Girl)
from Kick-Ass] |
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(background)
"As a great man once said... 'Wait'll they get a load of me.'"
[Christopher Mintz-Plasse (Chris D'Amico / Red Mist)
from Kick-Ass] |
| 2011-02-08
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"I'm completely operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly."
[Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)
from 2010] |
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(background)
"Has the mission been completed? You know that I have the greatest enthusiasm for it."
[Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)
from 2010] |
| 2011-02-07
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"Now I'm not familiar with the acronym 'KMN.' –Oh. From the context, we think it means 'Kill me now.'"
[Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper) | Johnny Galecki (Leonard Hofstadter)
from Big Bang Theory, The] |
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(background)
"My body and I have a relationship that works best when we maintain a cool, wary distance from each other."
[Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper)
from Big Bang Theory, The] |
| 2011-02-06
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"Television is stupid. The Master is not utilizing me properly. I will show my Master how information collecting is done!"
[Rosearik Rikki Simons (GIR)
from Invader ZIM] |
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(background)
"Great. Now I have to wipe his brain to make him forget all he's seen."
[Richard Steven Horvitz (ZIM)
from Invader ZIM] |
| 2011-02-05
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"You know, Bob-o, I think you're developing a bad attitude here."
[Weird Al Yankovic (George Newman)
from UHF] |
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(background)
"Nothing! Absolutely nothing!"
[Gedde Watanabe (Kuni)
from UHF] |
| 2011-02-04
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"Jeez, thanks a lot, Bitch and Sundance."
[H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)
from Archer] |
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(background)
"Go wash up, dirty bird."
[Adam Reed (Ray Gillette)
from Archer] |
| 2011-02-03
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"It's true what they say, cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside."
[Leslie Nielsen (Det. Frank Drebin)
from Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!, The] |
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(background)
"How hot and wet do you like it? –Very hot. And awfully wet."
[Priscilla Presley (Jane Spencer) | Leslie Nielsen (Det. Frank Drebin)
from Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!, The] |
| 2011-02-02
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"You ready, Bones? –No. Signed aboard this ship to practice medicine, not to have my atoms scattered back-and-forth across space by this gadget."
[William Shatner (James T. Kirk) | DeForest Kelley (Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy)
from Star Trek: The Original Series] |
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(background)
"Well either choke me or cut my throat. Make up your mind."
[DeForest Kelley (Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy)
from Star Trek: The Original Series] |
| 2011-02-01
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"Can somebody, please, shut up that damned coyote?!"
[Chris Parnell (Cyril Figgis)
from Archer] |
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(background)
"Ooh, that is so classic her."
[Aisha Tyler (Agent Lana Kane)
from Archer] |
