February 2010 Archives

2010-02-28 Movie "Would the doctor care for a brandy before retiring? –No. Thank you. –Some warm milk... perhaps? –No. Thank you very much. No thanks. –Ovaltine?" [Cloris Leachman (Frau Blücher) | Gene Wilder (Dr. Frankenstein) from Young Frankenstein]
Movie (background) "It... could... work!" [Gene Wilder (Dr. Frankenstein) from Young Frankenstein]
2010-02-27 Movie "Time to nut up or shut up." [Woody Harrelson (Tallahassee) from Zombieland]
Movie (background) "Thank god for rednecks!" [Woody Harrelson (Tallahassee) from Zombieland]
2010-02-26 Movie "Now... go home, take a bath, comb your hair. And, please, put on a clean shirt when you step outside your door. It's an affront to the very delicacy of my nature." [Wesley Snipes (Noxeema Jackson) from To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar]
Movie (background) "Uh uh uh uh uh! Don't be giving me none of that bleeding-heart Sally Struthers look." [Wesley Snipes (Noxeema Jackson) from To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar]
2010-02-25 Movie "This is not a matter of Belief, vicar, it's a matter of Fact." [Laurence Naismith (Doctor Willers) from Village Of The Damned]
Movie (background) "The cadet's logic is sound." [Zachary Quinto (Mr. Spock) from Star Trek (2009)]
2010-02-24 Movie "You want to charge me with not being upset? Go right ahead. Be my guest. Hell, I'll write a full confession about how I don't give a shit." [Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) from The Man]
Movie (background) "The Death Star plans are not in the main computer." [Scott Beach (Stormtrooper (voice)) from Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope]
2010-02-23 Movie "OK, so what? I--I've downloaded a couple thousand songs off the internet. Who hasn't? Who hasn't?!" [Anthony Anderson (Glen Whitmann) from Transformers (2007)]
Movie (background) "And so began the War." [Peter Cullen (Optimus Prime) from Transformers (2007)]
2010-02-22 Movie "I think you've been up on that Haight-Ashbury beat too long." [Herb Vigran (Policeman on Bridge) from Love Bug, The]
Movie (background) "Someday I'll teach you to not confuse the car with the driver." [Dean Jones (Jim Douglas) from Love Bug, The]
2010-02-21 Television "You have the right to remain silent. If you give up the right to remain silent, anything you say can, and will, be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak with an attorney and to have the attorney present during questioning. If you so desire, and cannot afford one, an attorney will be appointed for you without charge before questioning. Now do you understand each of these rights I've explained to you?" [Jack Webb (Sgt. Joe Friday) from Dragnet 1967]
Television (background) "Even a burgler is somebody's neighbor." [Jack Webb (Sgt. Joe Friday) from Dragnet 1967]
2010-02-20 Movie "Ahh. This... this is a good character-building moment." [Joel McHale (Elliot) from Open Season 2]
Movie (background) "Now where's that Weenie?" [Mike Epps (Boog) from Open Season 2]
2010-02-19 Movie "I'm a disgrace to my family. My father will turn in his grave. –Your father is alive. –This will kill him." [Jack Gilford (Hysterium) | Zero Mostel (Pseudolus) from A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum]
Television (background) "May an untouchable shave a water buffalo over your party dip." [Johnny Carson (Carnac The Magnificent) from Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, The]
2010-02-18 Movie "It's 11:59 at Radio Free America, and this is Uncle Sam with music and truth until dawn. Right now, I've got a few words for some of our brothers and sisters in the Occupied Zone: The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache. It's 12 o'clock, Americans, another day closer to victory. And for all of you out there on or behind the lines, this is your song." [uncredited (announcer) from Red Dawn]
Movie (background) "Boys! Avenge me! Avenge me!" [Harry Dean Stanton (Mr. Eckert) from Red Dawn]
2010-02-17 Movie "You can't just do that! You can't just tase people... because you-you think it's funny. That's police brutality!" [Ed Helms (Stu Price) from The Hangover]
Movie (background) "Whatever happens tonight... I will never, ever, ever speak a word of it." [Zach Galifianakis (Alan Garner) from The Hangover]
2010-02-16 Movie "If at first you don't succeed, Mr. Kidd? –Try, try again, Mr. Wint." [Bruce Glover (Mr. Wint) | Putter Smith (Mr. Kidd) from Diamonds Are Forever]
Movie (background) "My god! You just killed James Bond!" [Jill St. John (Tiffany Case) from Diamonds Are Forever]
2010-02-15 Movie "That's why I'm sitting here with you. Because you remind me of you. Your eyes, your throat, your lips... everything about you reminds me of you. Except you. How do you account for that? If she figures that one out, she's good." [Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) from A Night At The Opera]
Movie (background) "And Bingo! I am the god of Bingo!" [Jimmi Simpson (Scud) from D.E.B.S.]
2010-02-14 Television "OK, OK, you like me. This time you really like me." [Abraham Benrubi (Larry Kubiac) from Parker Lewis Can't Lose]
Television (background) "We stand witness to the awesome power of Radio." [Billy Jayne (Mikey Randall) from Parker Lewis Can't Lose]
2010-02-13 Television "I know you're upset with me because I didn't choose to date your best friend. But I'm living my life. For the first time, I'm not going to change that because of how it might affect him. Or you." [Lisa Edelstein (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) from House M.D.]
Television (background) "May a desert dog drag a dead cow into your bedroom." [Johnny Carson (Carnac The Magnificent) from Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, The]
2010-02-12 Television "Have you ever been forced to spread Love and Joy 24-hours a day? –I believe on that one I can go with a definite 'no.'" [uncredited (Christmas) | Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) from Daria]
Movie (background) "Hey freak-boy, I'm gonna make myself a little more lucious for you, OK?" [Queen Latifah (Charlene Morton) from Bringing Down The House]
2010-02-11 Movie "Oh, to be young and to feel love's keen sting." [Michael Gambon (Albus Dumbledore) from Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince]
Television (background) "Wow. Humongous man-crush, dude. –Yep, it's officially a bro-mance." [Kunal Nayyar (Rajnesh Koothrappali) | Simon Helberg (Howard Wolowitz) from Big Bang Theory, The]
2010-02-10 Movie "Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. (laughing) Except for Herpes. That shit'll come back with you." [Jeffrey Tambor (Sid Garner) from The Hangover]
Movie (background) "I don't think you should curse around the child. –Really? I don't think you should be around a child." [Zach Galifianakis (Alan Garner) | Ed Helms (Stu Price) from The Hangover]
2010-02-09 Movie "Here. Put this on. –What is this? –Lip Gloss. It makes you look hot. –Hehe. You're sick. –Try it!" [Paul Jabara (Carl) | John Friedrich (Ken) from Thank God It's Friday]
Movie (background) "You know, I'm gonna get those computer bastards for this!" [Chuck Sacci (Gus) from Thank God It's Friday]
2010-02-08 Movie "Half the people in the world are women. Why does it have to be you that stirs me?" [John Wayne (George Washington McLintock) from McLintock!]
Movie (background) "Step down off of that carriage, mister." [Patrick Wayne (Devlin Warren) from McLintock!]
2010-02-07 Television "You know me to be a very smart man. Don't you think if I were wrong, I'd know it?" [Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper) from Big Bang Theory, The]
Movie (background) "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?" [Alan Rickman (Hans Gruber) from Die Hard]
2010-02-06 Movie "This place is totalled! –And we didn't wreck it. –We're losing our touch, bro." [Seann William Scott (Crash) | Josh Peck (Eddie) from Ice Age 3: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs]
Movie (background) "Yeah, that's gonna happen." [Queen Latifah (Ellie) from Ice Age 3: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs]
2010-02-05 Movie "Ages 3 and up. It's on my box. Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool." [Don Rickles (Mr. Potato Head) from Toy Story]
Movie (background) "Yessir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure." [John Ratzenberger (Hamm) from Toy Story]
2010-02-04 Movie "We do not eat junk foods in this house between meals." [Suzanne Pleshette (Betty Daniels) from Shaggy D.A., The]
Movie (background) "You're putting me on." [Marty Feldman (Igor) from Young Frankenstein]
2010-02-03 Movie "I'm giving her all she's got, Captain!" [Simon Pegg (Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott) from Star Trek (2009)]
Movie (background) "I like this ship! You know, it's exciting." [Simon Pegg (Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott) from Star Trek (2009)]
2010-02-02 Movie "I look like a nerdy hillbilly." [Ed Helms (Stu Price) from The Hangover]
Movie (background) "I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack." [Zach Galifianakis (Alan Garner) from The Hangover]
2010-02-01 Movie "Guys don't talk to guys about guy problems. We just... punch each other on the shoulders. –That's stupid. –To a girl. To a guy, tha-that's like six months of therapy." [Ray Romano (Manny) | Queen Latifah (Ellie) from Ice Age 3: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs]
Movie (background) "Talk to the trunk." [Queen Latifah (Ellie) from Ice Age 3: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs]