| 2007-02-28
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"My Administration's up to its ass in scandal. Hell, my VP's under indictment."
[Dana Snyder (President Breyer)
from Venture Bros., The] |
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(background)
"Everything you touch turns to suck. It's official."
[Brendon Small (Agent Hauser)
from Venture Bros., The] |
| 2007-02-27
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"I am the Knight Automated Roving Robot; K.A.R.R., if you prefer. I am the prototype of the car of the future!"
[Paul Frees (K.A.R.R.)
from Knight Rider] |
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(background)
"This is a primitive remote devoid of locomotion."
[Paul Frees (K.A.R.R.)
from Knight Rider] |
| 2007-02-26
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"I'm talking about something important, like discipline and duty and honor and courage. And you ain't got none of it! –Those words mean so much to a man who scrubs garbage cans. Look, if you don't want me in your Army, kick me out, but get off my back."
[Warren Oates (Sgt. Hulka) | Bill Murray (John Winger)
from Stripes] |
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(background)
"Do you think I'm Officer material? –God, I'm worried about you."
[Harold Ramis (Russell Ziskey) | Bill Murray (John Winger)
from Stripes] |
| 2007-02-23
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"I can't believe there are this many people waiting to use the bathroom! I feel like my bladder's going to explode!"
[Richard Steven Horvitz (Billy)
from Grim & Evil (aka The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)] |
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(background)
"Let's just say I have terrible gas and you wouldn't want to be around for it."
[Phil LaMarr (Irwin's Dad)
from Grim & Evil (aka The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)] |
| 2007-02-22
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"We have been upgraded. –Into what? –The next level of mankind: We are Human.2."
[Nicholas Briggs (Cyberman) | David Tennant (The Doctor)
from Doctor Who (II)] |
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(background)
"Upgrading is compulsory."
[Nicholas Briggs (Cyberman)
from Doctor Who (II)] |
| 2007-02-21
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"You told me many times how lost you felt before it all started. This is what you've been waiting for ."
[Masi Oka (Hiro Nakamura)
from Heroes] |
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(background)
"Save the cheerleader, save the world."
[Masi Oka (Hiro Nakamura)
from Heroes] |
| 2007-02-20
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"Look, without protection you might as well just send the killer an invitation saying, 'Hey, come on back! Finish the job!' I wonder if they make invitations for that. –I don't see why not. You can send an E-vite for anything. –This is true."
[James Roday (Shawn Spencer) | Maggie Lawson (Juliet O'Hara)
from Psych] |
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(background)
"So… the prophecy's been fulfilled. –What? What are you talking about? What prophecy? –Nothing. I just figured it was finally my chance to say something dramatic.
[Dulé Hill (Burton 'Gus' Guster) | James Roday (Shawn Spencer)
from Psych] |
| 2007-02-19
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"I want you to remember one thing. I do not regret anything that I did. Be sure that whatever you're going to do you don't regret it later. Do you understand me?"
[Edward James Olmos (Admiral William Adama)
from Battlestar Galactica (2004)] |
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(background)
"I'm going to have to ask you for your resignation, Madame President."
[Edward James Olmos (Admiral William Adama)
from Battlestar Galactica (2004)] |
| 2007-02-16
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"Dill, I don't want you playing around that house over there. There's a maniac lives there, and he's dangerous."
[Alice Ghostley (Aunt Stephanie Crawford)
from To Kill a Mockingbird] |
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(background)
"I can't go in without my pants!"
[Phillip Alford (Jem)
from To Kill a Mockingbird] |
| 2007-02-15
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"This vault of 10-inch steel plate will open only to the frequency of my own voice repeating this equation: G for gamma, B for beta, A for alpha, Omega for open sesame."
[Rod Taylor (Bruce Templeton)
from Glass Bottom Boat, The] |
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(background)
"Until she is proven innocent, she is guilty and that is my motto."
[Edward Andrews (Gen. Wallace Bleecker)
from Glass Bottom Boat, The] |
| 2007-02-14
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(background)
"Oh, you great big Latin lover, you!"
[Lucille Ball (Lucy Ricardo)
from I Love Lucy] |
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"You are pathetic. This has to be the feeblest pick-up attempt that I have ever encountered."
[Christina Applegate (Veronica Corningstone)
from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy] |
| 2007-02-13
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"Wait a minute! What kind of a goodnight kiss is that? We're not married."
[uncredited
from Lover Come Back] |
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(background)
"Today you are a woman."
[Ann B. Davis (Millie, Carol's Secretary)
from Lover Come Back] |
| 2007-02-12
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"Thanks. I was running short on platitudes. You can leave now."
[Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)
from House M.D.] |
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(background)
"My free will… I never leave home without it."
[Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)
from House M.D.] |
| 2007-02-09
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"Finally, our premium level: the Congress! For this, you have to live in luxury, write laws that benefit your wealthiest contributors, and steal everything you can find 'till you're indicted."
[Gilbert Gottfried (Art De Salvo)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
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(background)
"Those magnificent bastards!"
[Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
| 2007-02-08
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"I never heard such a bunch of penny-ante, dime-a-dozen, two-bit half-wits exaggerating their enemies and bellyaching over the tiniest, stupidest personal problems!"
[Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
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(background)
"Damn, nothing works right since Windows 95!"
[uncredited (Tad Venom)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
| 2007-02-07
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"With all that this great land has given us, shouldn't we think about giving back just a little? –She's right. I'm going to renounce my citizenship."
[Nora Laudani (Angela Li) | Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)
from Daria] |
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(background)
"Damn gastroenterological disorders!"
[Julián Rebolledo (Jake Morgendorffer)
from Daria] |
| 2007-02-06
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"Oh, Gus, come on. Let's go in without a plan flying by the seat of our pants. It'd be so much more fun. Trust me."
[James Roday (Shawn Spencer)
from Psych] |
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(background)
"That look in your eye is a pain in my ass. You know that, right?"
[Ving Rhames (Luther)
from Mission: Impossible III] |
| 2007-02-05
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"No, I find him very intriguing… in a man-to-man sort of way."
[Rock Hudson (Jerry Webster)
from Lover Come Back] |
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(background)
"Pull over to the side of the road there and let me see your marriage license!"
[Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff)
from Horse Feathers] |
| 2007-02-02
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"You know you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must've been vaccinated with a phonograph needle."
[Groucho Marx (Rufus T. Firefly)
from Duck Soup] |
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(background)
"How much would you want to stand at the wrong end of a shooting gallery?"
[Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff)
from Horse Feathers] |
| 2007-02-01
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"Hey, look! It's that spooty 7 Ball. –What's it say? –'I can't believe you take advice from a plastic billiard ball replica.'"
[Richard Steven Horvitz (Daggett Doofus Beaver) | Nick Bakay (Norbert Foster Beaver)
from Angry Beavers, The] |
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(background)
"Hey, look! Balloons!"
[Richard Steven Horvitz (Daggett Doofus Beaver)
from Angry Beavers, The] |
