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February 28 – "Well, me, I just don't happen to believe in ghosts… particularly." – [Don Knotts from The Ghost and Mr. Chicken] |
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February 27 – In Memoriam, Don Knotts
"Just give me the damned remote! (thunk) Ow." – [Don Knotts from Pleasantville]
"I'm getting a little concerned about what I'm seeng on some of these reruns." – [Don Knotts from Pleasantville]
"Hey, bartender, another beer!" – [Don Knotts from The Reluctant Astronaut]
"Why is Pa always trying to run my life? –Well, after all, he was a corporal in World War I, and you know how bossy they were. –But, Ma, that war's been over for ages. –Not to your father. He loves that war just as much today as he did then." – [Don Knotts and Jeanette Nolan from The Reluctant Astronaut]
"I'm in teeth. And I came out here all the way from Philadelphia, single-handed, to fight oral ignorance." – [Don Knotts from The Shakiest Gun In The West]
"You know something? You're a lot spunkier than I thought you were. –I get that from my mother." – [Barbara Rhoades and Don Knotts from The Shakiest Gun In The West] |
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February 24 – "This is television, that's all it is. It's nothing to do with people, it's to do with the ratings. For 50 years we've told them what to eat, what to drink, what to wear. For Christ's sake, Ben, don't you understand? Americans love television! They wean their kids on it! Listen, they love game shows, they love wrestling, they love sports and violence. So what do we do? We give 'em what they want! We're number one, Ben, that's all that counts." – [Richard Dawson from The Running Man] |
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February 23 – "No, he just don't believe in shirts. –Oh, an atheist, eh?" – [Chico Marx and Groucho Marx from Room Service] |
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February 22 – "You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good. –Greater good? I am your wife! I am the greatest good you are ever gonna get!" – [Frozone and Honey (Samuel L. Jackson and Kimberly Adair Clark) from The Incredibles] |
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February 21 – "You maniac! You burned it up! Darn you! Darn you all to heck!" – [Alex (Ben Stiller) from Madagascar] |
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February 20 – "Just smile and wave, boys, smile and wave." – [Skipper (Tom McGrath) from Madagascar] |
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February 17 – In Memoriam, Andreas Katsulas, part 2
"You will still not survive our assault. –And you will not survive ours. Shall we die together? –I look forward to our next meeting, Captain." – [Andreas Katsulas and Patrick Stewart from Star Trek: The Next Generation]
"You see, Picard, after we dissect your Enterprise for every precious bit of information, I intend to display its broken hull in the center of the Romulan capitol as a symbol of our victory. It will inspire our armies for generations to come, and serve as a warning to any other traitor who would create ripples of disloyalty." – [Andreas Katsulas from Star Trek: The Next Generation]
"You want to be President? –Uh, yes. –Put your hand on the book and say 'I do.' –I do. –Fine. Done. Let's eat." – [Andreas Katsulas and Bruce Boxleitner from Babylon 5]
"I have been responsible only for myself. When I risked, I risked alone… to avoid making others pay the price for my mistakes. They want me to show them another way. What if I showed them the wrong way? What if they come to me not because of the lesson, but because of the teacher? I worry, Ta'Lon, that my shadow may become greater than the message! –If that happens, I give you my word that I will personally kill you. –And this is supposed to put my mind at ease?" – [Andreas Katsulas and Marshall R. Teague from Babylon 5] |
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February 16 – In Memoriam, Andreas Katsulas
I will have more of Andreas online for tomorrow/the weekend.
"Well, have you considered the possibility that you're simply not meant to be happy no matter where you are? –No, I haven't, not until you mentioned it." – [Andreas Katsulas and Peter Jurasik from Babylon 5]
"You see… I believe that when we leave a place, part of it goes with us and part of us remains. Go anywhere in this station, when it is quiet, and just listen. After a while, you will hear the echoes of all our conversations, every thought and word we've exchanged. Long after we are gone, our voices will linger in these walls... for as long as this place remains. But I will admit that the part of me that is going will very much miss the part of you that is staying." – [Andreas Katsulas from Babylon 5] |
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February 15 – "That party upstairs kept me awake 'til 3 o'clock in the morning. –Oh, really? I didn't think you could hear it over your snoring." – [Norman Fell and Audra Lindley from Three's Company] |
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February 14 – "Mo-om! I got beavers again. Ewww!" – [Little girl (Philece Sampler) from The Angry Beavers] |
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February 13 – "You know, we're going to have a special episode next Thursday. Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, and Linus Torvalds will join us for an Operating System Smackdown. We're going to give them all rifles and a small, enclosed room. Whoever [sic] emerges first is going to own the Operating System in the 21st century. Tune in next Thursday on DL.TV for a special Operating System Smackdown." – [Patrick Norton from DL.TV] |
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February 10 – "Every day the Government issues a new restriction, chipping, chipping away at a Right guaranteed by the Constitution. It's a slippery slope, Mr. Birdman, leading us inevitably toward chaos and anarchy." – [Quick Draw McGraw (Maurice LaMarche) from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
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February 9 – "Was… there… oh… any other time you might've told me this?!" – [Joan Cusak from In & Out] |
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February 8 – "Oh, what you want to know about is sexual intercourse." – [Joe Miksak from As Boys Grow...] |
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February 7 – "In 1969, the Guild of Calamitous Intent enacted an addendum to Article 47 of the Unusual Torture Act. So let's cut the monkey business. –Go, Dad! –Yes, 'Go, Dad.' And what's more, you arrogant little troublemaker, you have to let us all go. –How the hell do you know that? –Heh. Check it out for yourself. –Maybe I will. –Oh, you don't know when to stop with all this, do you? You just keep pushing my buttons. –You're my Arch Enemy! That's what I do. That's my thing. –Aah! –All right. Fine. I have a Guild of Calamitous Intent handbook in my glove compartment. I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere." – [Dr. Rusty Venture, Hank Venture, The Monarch, & Dean Venture (James Urbaniak, Christopher McCulloch, Christopher McCulloch, & Michael Sinterniklaas) from The Venture Bros.] |
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February 6 – "Experience. It's the only thing that separates us from the animals. Well, that and product placement." – [Harvey Birdman (Gary Cole) from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
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February 3 – Oops! Up too late playing with new toy: the Zen Vision:M. |
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February 2 – "I hate to be the one to break this to you, but automobiles are not human. They have no lineage or personality. –I wonder why I keep forgetting that?" – [KITT (William Daniels) and David Hasselhoff from Knight Rider] |
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February 1 – "There're a lot of long words in there, miss. We're naught but humble pirates." – [Geoffrey Rush from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl] |
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