February 2006 Archives

2006-02-28 Movie "Well, me, I just don't happen to believe in ghosts… particularly." [Don Knotts (Luther Heggs) from Ghost And Mr. Chicken, The]
Movie (background) "Why, this is bigger than the, than the Whispering Steeple in Kansas City." [Reta Shaw (Mrs. Halcyon Maxwell) from Ghost And Mr. Chicken, The]
2006-02-27 Movie In Memoriam, Don Knotts
"I'm getting a little concerned about what I'm seeing on some of these reruns." [Don Knotts (Big Bob) from Pleasantville]
Movie In Memoriam, Don Knotts
"Just give me the damned remote! (thunk) Ow." [Don Knotts (TV Repairman) from Pleasantville]
Movie In Memoriam, Don Knotts
(background) "Well, I better get going. Your show's almost on." [Don Knotts (TV Repairman) from Pleasantville]
Movie In Memoriam, Don Knotts
"I'm in teeth. And I came out here all the way from Philadelphia, single-handed, to fight oral ignorance." [Don Knotts (Dr. Jesse W. Heywood) from Shakiest Gun in the West, The]
Movie "You know something? You're a lot spunkier than I thought you were. –I get that from my mother." [Barbara Rhoades (Penelope 'Bad Penny' Cushings) | Don Knotts (Dr. Jesse W. Heywood) from Shakiest Gun in the West, The]
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"Hey, bartender, another beer!" [Don Knotts (Roy Fleming) from Reluctant Astronaut, The]
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"Why is Pa always trying to run my life? –Well, after all, he was a corporal in World War I, and you know how bossy they were. –But, Ma, that war's been over for ages. –Not to your father. He loves that war just as much today as he did then." [Don Knotts (Roy Fleming) | Jeanette Nolan (Mrs. Fleming) from Reluctant Astronaut, The]
2006-02-24 Movie "This is television, that's all it is. It's nothing to do with people, it's to do with the ratings. For 50 years we've told them what to eat, what to drink, what to wear. For Christ's sake, Ben, don't you understand? Americans love television! They wean their kids on it! Listen, they love game shows, they love wrestling, they love sports and violence. So what do we do? We give 'em what they want! We're number one, Ben, that's all that counts." [Richard Dawson (Damon Killian) from Running Man, The]
Movie (background) "To hell with you." [Arnold Schwarzenegger (Ben Richards) from Running Man, The]
2006-02-23 Movie "No, he just don't believe in shirts. –Oh, an atheist, eh?" [Chico Marx (Harry Binelli) | Groucho Marx (Gordon Miller) from Room Service]
Movie (background) "And I'm not going to let anybody stand in my way!" [Donald MacBride (Gregory Wagner) from Room Service]
2006-02-22 Movie "You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good. –Greater good? I am your wife! I am the greatest good you are ever gonna get!" [Samuel L. Jackson (Lucius Best / Frozone) | Kimberly Adair Clark (Honey) from Incredibles, The]
Movie (background) "Are we there yet? –We get there when we get there!" [Spencer Fox (Dashiell 'Dash' Parr) | Craig T. Nelson (Bob Parr / Mr. Incredible) from Incredibles, The]
2006-02-21 Movie "You maniac! You burned it up! Darn you! Darn you all to heck!" [Ben Stiller (Alex) from Madagascar]
Movie (background) "Do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming!" [Chris Rock (Marty) from Madagascar]
2006-02-20 Movie "Just smile and wave, boys, smile and wave." [Tom McGrath (Skipper) from Madagascar]
Movie (background) "Aah! Underpants!" [David Schwimmer (Melman) from Madagascar]
2006-02-17 Television "I have been responsible only for myself. When I risked, I risked alone… to avoid making others pay the price for my mistakes. They want me to show them another way. What if I showed them the wrong way? What if they come to me not because of the lesson, but because of the teacher? I worry, Ta'Lon, that my shadow may become greater than the message! –If that happens, I give you my word that I will personally kill you. –And this is supposed to put my mind at ease?" [Andreas Katsulas (G'Kar) | Marshall R. Teague (Ta'Lon) from Babylon 5]
Television "You want to be President? –Uh, yes. –Put your hand on the book and say 'I do.' –I do. –Fine. Done. Let's eat." [Andreas Katsulas (G'Kar) | Bruce Boxleitner (John J. Sheridan) from Babylon 5]
Television (background) "Everyone around me dies, Mr. Morden, except the ones that most deserve it. That is about to change." [Peter Jurasik (Londo Mollari) from Babylon 5]
Television In Memoriam, Andreas Katsulas
"You will still not survive our assault. –And you will not survive ours. Shall we die together? –I look forward to our next meeting, Captain." [Andreas Katsulas (Commander Tomalak) | Patrick Stewart (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) from Star Trek: The Next Generation]
Television "You see, Picard, after we dissect your Enterprise for every precious bit of information, I intend to display its broken hull in the center of the Romulan capitol as a symbol of our victory. It will inspire our armies for generations to come, and serve as a warning to any other traitor who would create ripples of disloyalty." [Andreas Katsulas (Commander Tomalak) from Star Trek: The Next Generation]
2006-02-16 Television In Memoriam, Andreas Katsulas
"Well, have you considered the possibility that you're simply not meant to be happy no matter where you are? –No, I haven't, not until you mentioned it." [Andreas Katsulas (G'Kar) | Peter Jurasik (Londo Mollari) from Babylon 5]
Television (background) "Congratulations, Citizen G'Kar. You are now a religious icon." [Marshall R. Teague (Ta'Lon) from Babylon 5]
Television "You see… I believe that when we leave a place, part of it goes with us and part of us remains. Go anywhere in this station, when it is quiet, and just listen. After a while, you will hear the echoes of all our conversations, every thought and word we've exchanged. Long after we are gone, our voices will linger in these walls... for as long as this place remains. But I will admit that the part of me that is going will very much miss the part of you that is staying." [Andreas Katsulas (G'Kar) from Babylon 5]
2006-02-15 Movie (background) "I don't believe I ordered a wake-up call, Mikey." [John Goodman (James P. 'Sulley' Sullivan) from Monsters, Inc.]
Television "That party upstairs kept me awake 'til 3 o'clock in the morning. –Oh, really? I didn't think you could hear it over your snoring." [Norman Fell (Stanley Roper) | Audra Lindley (Helen Roper) from Three's Company]
2006-02-14 Television "Mo-om! I got beavers again. Ewww!" [Philece Sampler (Little girl) from Angry Beavers, The]
Television (background) "Desperate times call for desperate desperateness." [Richard Steven Horvitz (Daggett Doofus Beaver) from Angry Beavers, The]
2006-02-13 Movie (background) "Give it up. Just give… it… up." [Fisher Stevens (Eugene Belford / 'The Plague' / Mr. Babbage) from Hackers]
Television "You know, we're going to have a special episode next Thursday. Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, and Linus Torvalds will join us for an Operating System Smackdown. We're going to give them all rifles and a small, enclosed room. Whoever [sic] emerges first is going to own the Operating System in the 21st century. Tune in next Thursday on DL.TV for a special Operating System Smackdown." [Patrick Norton (Himself) from DL.TV]
2006-02-10 Television "Every day the Government issues a new restriction, chipping, chipping away at a Right guaranteed by the Constitution. It's a slippery slope, Mr. Birdman, leading us inevitably toward chaos and anarchy." [Maurice LaMarche (Quick Draw McGraw) from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law]
Television (background) "Those clips are all taken out of context! You're just trying to make us look goofy and paranoid." [B.J. Ward (Velma Dinkley) from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law]
2006-02-09 Movie "Was… there… oh… any other time you might've told me this?!" [Joan Cusack (Emily Montgomery) from In & Out]
Movie (background) "Excuse me?!" [Joan Cusack (Emily Montgomery) from In & Out]
2006-02-08 Movie "Oh, what you want to know about is sexual intercourse." [Joe Miksak (Coach Douglas) from As Boys Grow...]
Movie (background) "Going out with girls is fun." [Joe Miksak (Coach Douglas) from As Boys Grow...]
2006-02-07 Television "In 1969, the Guild of Calamitous Intent enacted an addendum to Article 47 of the Unusual Torture Act. So let's cut the monkey business. –Go, Dad! –Yes, 'Go, Dad.' And what's more, you arrogant little troublemaker, you have to let us all go. –How the hell do you know that? –Heh. Check it out for yourself. –Maybe I will. –Oh, you don't know when to stop with all this, do you? You just keep pushing my buttons. –You're my Arch Enemy! That's what I do. That's my thing. –Aah! –All right. Fine. I have a Guild of Calamitous Intent handbook in my glove compartment. I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere." [James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) | Christopher McCulloch (Hank Venture) | Christopher McCulloch (The Monarch) | Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture) from Venture Bros., The]
Television (background) "Oh, this is just gay." [Christopher McCulloch (The Monarch) from Venture Bros., The]
2006-02-06 Television "Experience. It's the only thing that separates us from the animals. Well, that and product placement." [Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman) from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law]
Television "Zombie guards, seize him! Tell me that's not fun to say." [John Michael Higgins (Mentok The Mindtaker) from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law]
2006-02-02 Television "I hate to be the one to break this to you, but automobiles are not human. They have no lineage or personality. –I wonder why I keep forgetting that?" [William Daniels (K.I.T.T.) | David Hasselhoff (Michael Knight) from Knight Rider]
Television (background) "Funny, I detect no source of amusement." [William Daniels (K.I.T.T.) from Knight Rider]
2006-02-01 Movie "There're a lot of long words in there, miss. We're naught but humble pirates." [Geoffrey Rush (Captain Barbossa) from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]
Movie (background) "People are easy to search when they're dead." [Geoffrey Rush (Captain Barbossa) from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]