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February 28 – "We need to be free men and women. If we're not free, then we're no different than Cylons." – [Richard Hatch from Battlestar Galactica (2004)] |
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February 25 – "On today's show, Blink, the time-travelling cat, returns. And even his time-sweeping abilities can't bring TechTV back." – [Adam Sessler from X-Play] |
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February 24 – "Now if we don't handle this with kid gloves, there'll be questions in the House. This whole thing's a political timebomb, do you realize that? We're all of us as vulnerable as hell, especially me." – [John Cater from The Abominable Dr. Phibes] |
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February 23 – "What were you doing around 9 PM, Mrs. Forrest? –What any woman should be doing at that hour. Needlepoint." – [Charles Busch and Beth Broderick from Psycho Beach Party] |
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February 22 – "Did you ever think that maybe there's more to life than being… really, really… really, ridiculously, good-looking?" – [Ben Stiller from Zoolander] |
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February 21 – "Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?!" – [Will Ferrell from Zoolander] |
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February 18 – "Jeffrey. –What? –Are you on the marijuana?" – [Louise Lasser and Hank Azaria from Mystery Men] |
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February 17 – "Zed, what about that position you promised me in Men In Black? –Still working on the Alien Affirmative Action program. I'll keep you posted. –Wait a minute. That's not what you promised me. –You're-you're breaking up. Bad area –Zed? Hello? –I'll call you back. –I could be Agent M. Zed, you could-- –(click)(dial tone) Heh heh." – [Michael Jackson and Rip Torn from Men In Black II] |
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February 16 – "I'll have you know, Marge Nelson, it's not the size of your planet, it's how you use it!" – [Jon Lovitz from Mom And Dad Save The World] |
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February 15 – "What do you want, Gandalf Greyhame? Let me guess. The Key of Orthanc? Or perhaps the Keys of Barad-Dûr itself, along with the Crowns of the Seven Kings and the Rods of the Five Wizards!?" – [Christopher Lee from Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King] |
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February 14 – "Love can destroy and yet create. Nothing before love will ever be the same after it." – [Catherine Disher from Forever Knight] |
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February 11 – "I went to register my name, because I want to do a website for all my fans. –(laughter) –And this is what came up! It's pictures! Dirty pictures! –You think you got it bad? You should see what tweetypie.org looks like. Yeah-hehehe I thought I thaw a puddy... tat." – [Mr. Ding-A-Ling and Peanut (Neil Ross and Thomas Allen) from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
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February 10 – "You've heard it said that living well is the best revenge. Au contraire. Living forever is the best revenge." – [Nigel Bennett from Forever Knight] |
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February 9 – "Oh, no! He's not wearing his glasses! Look out, everyone, he's visually impaired!" – [Heffer Wolfe (Tom Kenny) from Rocko's Modern Life] |
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February 8 – "Well, nobody's going to go out with me. –Have you asked anybody yet? –No, but who would? I don't even have any good skills. –What do you mean? –You know, like… numchuck skills, bow-hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!" – [Jon Heder and Efren Ramirez from Napoleon Dynamite] |
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February 7 – "Just how long have we been receiving these mysterious signals from outer space?" – [Roger Ready from Mars Needs Women] |
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February 4 – In Memoriam, John Vernon
I was informed by a friend of mine last night that I must be operating in some odd John Landis psychic mode or something as I put up a John Vernon clip Tuesday when he had died the day before (and I was unaware of it). So today I'm adding more John Vernon.
"Put a sock in it, boy, or else you'll be out of here like shit through a goose." – [John Vernon from Animal House] |
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February 3 – "Oh, stop being such a drama king." – [Queen (Julie Andrews) from Shrek 2] |
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February 2 – "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son." – [John Vernon from Animal House] |
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February 1 – "They look like beatniks. Uh, should I unpack my bongos? –I intend to unpack mine!" – [Danni Wheeler and Amy Adams from Psycho Beach Party] |
