| 2005-02-28
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"We need to be free men and women. If we're not free, then we're no different than Cylons."
[Richard Allen (Tom Zarek)
from Battlestar Galactica (2004)] |
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(background)
"Viper Seven-Niner-One Galactica, you are cleared for approach. Speed: One-Seven-Five; Port Bay, hands-on approach; Checkers: green. Call the ball."
[uncredited
from Battlestar Galactica (2004)] |
| 2005-02-25
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(background)
"Your cheerleading skills need work."
[Wayne Grayson (Joey Wheeler)
from Yûgiô (AKA Yu-Gi-Oh!)] |
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"On today's show, Blink, the time-travelling cat, returns. And even his time-sweeping abilities can't bring TechTV back."
[Adam Sessler (Himself)
from X-Play] |
| 2005-02-24
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"Now if we don't handle this with kid gloves, there'll be questions in the House. This whole thing's a political time bomb, do you realize that? We're all of us as vulnerable as hell, especially me."
[John Cater (Waverley)
from Abominable Dr. Phibes, The] |
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(background)
"(click) This is Sgt. Uniblab (click) Uniblab! Report to my office! (click) Report to my office! (whir)"
[uncredited (Uniblab)
from Jetsons, The] |
| 2005-02-23
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"What were you doing around 9 PM, Mrs. Forrest? –What any woman should be doing at that hour. Needlepoint."
[Charles Busch (Captain Monica Stark) | Beth Broderick (Mrs. Ruth Forrest)
from Psycho Beach Party] |
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(background)
"Well, they know how to grow 'em in Sweden."
[Beth Broderick (Mrs. Ruth Forrest)
from Psycho Beach Party] |
| 2005-02-22
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(background)
"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"
[Will Ferrell (Jacobim Mugatu)
from Zoolander] |
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"Did you ever think that maybe there's more to life than being… really, really… really, ridiculously, good-looking?"
[Ben Stiller (Derek Zoolander)
from Zoolander] |
| 2005-02-21
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"Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?!"
[Will Ferrell (Jacobim Mugatu)
from Zoolander] |
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(background)
"Thank god I wore underwear today."
[Ben Stiller (Derek Zoolander)
from Zoolander] |
| 2005-02-18
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"Jeffrey. –What? –Are you on the marijuana?"
[Louise Fletcher (Violet, The Blue Raja's Mom) | Hank Azaria (The Blue Raja)
from Mystery Men] |
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(background)
"I guess I'll just have to take my ball and go home."
[Janeane Garofalo (The Bowler)
from Mystery Men] |
| 2005-02-17
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"Zed, what about that position you promised me in Men In Black? –Still working on the Alien Affirmative Action program. I'll keep you posted. –Wait a minute. That's not what you promised me. –You're-you're breaking up. Bad area –Zed? Hello? –I'll call you back. –I could be Agent M. Zed, you could-- –(click)(dial tone) Heh heh."
[Michael Jackson (Agent M) | Rip Torn (Zed)
from Men In Black II] |
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(background)
"Silly little planet… could rule the place with the right set of mammary glands."
[Lara Flynn Boyle (Serleena)
from Men In Black II] |
| 2005-02-16
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"I'll have you know, Marge Nelson, it's not the size of your planet, it's how you use it!"
[Jon Lovitz (Emperor Tod Spengo)
from Mom And Dad Save The World] |
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(background)
"This is very important… open my pants."
[Eric Idle (King Raff)
from Mom And Dad Save The World] |
| 2005-02-15
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"What do you want, Gandalf Greyhame? Let me guess. The Key of Orthanc? Or perhaps the Keys of Barad-Dûr itself, along with the Crowns of the Seven Kings and the Rods of the Five Wizards!?"
[Christopher Lee (Saruman)
from Lord of the Rings: The Return Of The King] |
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(background)
"You are lesser son of greater sires!"
[Christopher Lee (Saruman)
from Lord of the Rings: The Return Of The King] |
| 2005-02-14
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(background)
"Say cheers, everyone."
[Tony Randall (Theodore Banner)
from Down With Love] |
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"Love can destroy and yet create. Nothing before love will ever be the same after it."
[Catherine Disher (Dr. Natalie Lambert)
from Forever Knight] |
| 2005-02-11
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"I went to register my name, because I want to do a website for all my fans. –(laughter) –And this is what came up! It's pictures! Dirty pictures! –You think you got it bad? You should see what tweetypie.org looks like. Yeah-hehehe I thought I thaw a puddy... tat."
[Neil Ross (Mr. Ding-A-Ling) | Thomas Allen (Peanut)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
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(background)
"(buzz) A, uh, ahem, Mr. Ding-A-Ling, here to see you. –(laughter)"
[Grey Delisle (Debbie) | Gary Cole (Harvey Birdman) | Thomas Allen (Peanut)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
| 2005-02-10
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"You've heard it said that living well is the best revenge. Au contraire. Living forever is the best revenge."
[Nigel Bennett (Lacroix)
from Forever Knight] |
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(background)
"Ain't love a bitch?"
[Catherine Disher (Dr. Natalie Lambert)
from Forever Knight] |
| 2005-02-09
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"Oh, no! He's not wearing his glasses! Look out, everyone, he's visually impaired!"
[Tom Kenny (Heffer Wolfe)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
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(background)
"Get back to work, slacker."
[Tom Kenny (Mr. Smitty)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
| 2005-02-08
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"Well, nobody's going to go out with me. –Have you asked anybody yet? –No, but who would? I don't even have any good skills. –What do you mean? –You know, like… numchuck skills, bow-hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!"
[Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite) | Efren Ramirez (Pedro Sanchez)
from Napoleon Dynamite] |
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(background)
"This is pretty much the worst video ever made."
[Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite)
from Napoleon Dynamite] |
| 2005-02-07
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"Just how long have we been receiving these mysterious signals from outer space?"
[Roger Ready (Stimmons)
from Mars Needs Women] |
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(background)
"Did you cut me off?"
[Roger Ready (Stimmons)
from Mars Needs Women] |
| 2005-02-04
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(background)
"You clowns have been on Double-Secret Probation since the beginning of the semester."
[John Vernon (Dean Vernon Wormer)
from Animal House] |
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"Put a sock in it, boy, or else you'll be out of here like shit through a goose."
[John Vernon (Dean Vernon Wormer)
from Animal House] |
| 2005-02-03
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"Oh, stop being such a drama king."
[Julie Andrews (Queen Lillian)
from Shrek 2] |
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(background)
"Join the club, we've got jackets."
[Mike Myers (Shrek)
from Shrek 2] |
| 2005-02-02
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"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
[John Vernon (Dean Vernon Wormer)
from Animal House] |
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(background)
"Oh, boy, is this great!"
[Stephen Furst (Kent 'Flounder' Dorfman)
from Animal House] |
| 2005-02-01
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"They look like beatniks. Uh, should I unpack my bongos? –I intend to unpack mine!"
[Danni Wheeler (Berdine) | Amy Adams (Marvel Ann)
from Psycho Beach Party] |
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(background)
"Kid, listen to it in high-fidelity, stereophonic sound: Surfing's a man's domain. No minnows in the shark tank."
[Nicholas Brendan (Starcat)
from Psycho Beach Party] |
