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February 29 - "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people." - [Mr. Garrison from South Park] |
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February 28 - "Oh, why don't you get over that mother complex?" - [Carleton Young from Reefer Madness] |
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February 25~27 - "Of all days to be late! I should've prayed to the ancestors for luck. -How lucky can they be? They're dead." - [Fa Li and Grandmother Fa (Freda Foh Shen and June Foray) from Mulan] |
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February 24 - "Now come along with me, you ludicrous lump, there's much to be done." - [Jonathan Harris from Lost In Space: TOS] |
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February 23 - "Can I touch it if I wash my hands first? Especially this one?" - [Loud Howard from Dilbert] |
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February 22 - "By your command." - [a Cylon Warrior from Battlestar Galactica] |
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February 21 - "The Great White Father now calls you his Brothers, not his Children, because you have shown in your education and in your settled ways of life staunch, manly, worthy qualities of sound character." - [President Woodrow Wilson, 1913, addressing Native Americans - seems a bit condescending these days, doesn't it?] |
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February 18~20 - "It doesn't matter if they believe us. Sooner or later the truth's going to come out. The truth is-- -Out of fashion." - [Harry Van Gorkum and Josh Clark from Crusade] |
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February 17 - "A lot of people enjoy being dead. But they're not dead, really. They're just backing away from life. Reach out. Take a chance. Get hurt, even! Play as well as you can. Go team, go! Gimme an L! Gimme an I! Gimme a V! Gimme an E! L-I-V-E, LIVE! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room." - [Ruth Gordon from Harold And Maude] |
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February 16 - "Dad, I am not going to have phone sex with you and mom!" - [Steven Weber from Jeffrey] |
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February 15 - "The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote." - [Kosh from Babylon 5] |
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February 14 - In Memoriam, Vern: "I knew you were right all along, Woody. Never doubted you for a second." - [Slinky Dog (Jim Varney) from Toy Story]
In Memoriam, Charles Schulz: "Oh, brother." - [Charlie Brown from a Peanuts special] |
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February 11~13 - "Oh, I'm sorry, does the big, squishy butt have something to say?" - [Filburt from Rocko's Modern Life] |
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February 10 - "I don't see anything that could stand in our way. -Sanity? Reality? The laws of physics?" - [the Pointy-Haired Boss and Dilbert from Dilbert] |
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February 9 - "You do that and I'll kill ya." - [John Wayne from True Grit] |
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February 8 - "For your purposes, 'existential' means pseudo-intellectual poseur with accessories from the Street Faire." - [Daria Morgendorffer from Daria] |
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February 7 - "Mekka lekka hi mekka hiney ho." - [John Paragon from Pee-Wee's Playhouse] |
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February 5~6 - "So, care for some coffee? -Oh, I never touch caffeine. -Good. There's only one pot. (gulp gulp gulp)" - [Duckman and ? from Duckman]
"Bad table manners, my dear Gigi, have broken up more households than infidelity." - [Isabel Jeans from Gigi] |
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February 4 - "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" - [Moe from The 3 Stooges] |
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February 3 - "Go ahead, make my day." - [Clint Eastwood from Sudden Impact] |
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February 2 - "The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation." - [James Earl Jones from Return of the Jedi] |
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February 1 - Thanks to the folks at Britannica.com for considering this site one of the best on the web!
"That boy's as strong as an ox. . .and just about as smart." - [Foghorn Leghorn from a Looney Tunes cartoon] |
