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January 28 - "Responsible people don't go around getting their nipples twisted. -See, when you say it, though, it just sounds weird." - [Kurtwood Smith and Topher Grace from That 70's Show] |
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January 27 - "Remember, the first rule of brainstorming is to openly mock the opinions of others." - [Dogbert from Dilbert] |
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January 26 - "(phone beeps) You have 937 messages. . .all of which are marked 'urgent.'" - [the voicemail system from Dilbert]] |
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January 25 - "Oh, son-of-a-b-b-- son-of-a-b-b-- son-of-a-b-b-- uh, gun. Heh, heh, heh. You thought I was going to, uh, say son-of-a-bitch, didn't you? Heh, heh." - [Porky Pig from a Looney Tunes cartoon]
Yes, it's really Porky Pig. If you don't believe me, watch this clip. |
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January 23~24 - Weekend Stuff!
"Control, control. You must learn control." - [Frank Oz from The Empire Strikes Back]
"And to hell with you!" - [Bette Davis from Dead Ringer]
"I am a machine vastly superior to humans." - [Colossus the computer from Colossus: The Forbin Project]
"Oh, don't panic! Don't panic!" - [Don Knotts from The Ghost And Mr. Chicken]
"One man can change the world with a bullet in the right place." - [Malcolm McDowell from if] |
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January 22 - "Pay attention to me, boy! I'm not just talking to hear my head roar!" - [Foghorn Leghorn from a Looney Tunes cartoon] |
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January 21 - "How may I, in all humble servitude, be of assistance?" - [Lily Tomlin (as Ernestine) from Laugh-In] |
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January 20 - "Aversion therapy: by associating pain with a specific pleasure you'll be conditioned not to do it again. -I doubt it. He's so damn cute!" - [Cornfed and unknown from Duckman] |
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January 18 - "God isn't interested in technology. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, 43 species of parrots. . .nipples for men." - [David Warner from Time Bandits] |
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January 16~17 - Weekend stuff!
"They say he has grit. I wanted a man with grit." - [Kim Darby from True Grit]
"I look absolutely precious!" - [John Lithgow from 3rd Rock From The Sun]
"I can't take it anymore!" - [Iago the parrot from Aladdin]
"Ya ain't got any loose food layin' around that ya ain't usin', has ya, Mrs. Lady?" - [Matthew "Stymie" Beard from The Pooch in the Our Gang series] |
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January 15 - "I cannot accept that course of action." - [Robot from Lost In Space: TOS] |
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January 14 - "Throw me a friggin' bone, here. I'm the boss. . .need the info." - [Mike Myers as Dr. Evil from Austin Powers] |
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January 13 - "Eww, what does that taste like?" - [Rik Mayall from Drop Dead Fred] |
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January 12 - "How long have you boneheads been here?" - [Liam O'Brien from The Spirit Of '76] |
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January 11 - "Brace yourself while Corporate America tries to sell us its wretched things." - [The Tick from The Tick] |
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January 9~10 - Some stuff for the weekend...
"What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law." - [Jackie Gleason from Smokey and the Bandit]
"Hey, I will not be ignored!" - [Warwick Davis from Willow]
"Well, Don, if I had a gun like that I wouldn't be sitting behind a desk till I ran out of bullets." - [Kristen Johnston from 3rd Rock From The Sun]
"How about a little fire, Scarecrow?" - [Margaret Hamilton from The Wizard of Oz]
"Hey, Abbott!" - [Lou Costello from The Abbott and Costello Show] |
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January 8 - "Well, I have it on pretty good authority that I'm a dumbass." - [Topher Grace from That 70's Show] |
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January 7 - "Auto-shutdown sequence in progress." - [the computer from Star Trek: The Next Generation] |
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January 6 - "Please state the nature of the medical emergency." - [Robert Picardo from Star Trek: Voyager] |
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January 5 - "Spock, the computer. . . destroy it!" - [William Shatner from Star Trek: The Original Series] |
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January 4 - "It's a pity it doesn't have any bubbles." - [Rene Auberjonois from Star Trek: Deep Space 9] |
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January 2~3 - First Weekend Stuff Of The Year!
The 3 Stooges "hello" - [Larry, Moe, and Curly from The 3 Stooges]
"Hey, everybody, we're all gonna get laid!" - [Rodney Dangerfield from Caddyshack]
"Exterminate all humans!" - [a Dalek from Dr. Who]
"I bet my sweet bippy and lost it!" - [Liberace from Laugh-In] |
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January 1 - "Wanna see me make bubbles with my spit? -Sure do. In fact, that's the theme of our next show. -So don't miss it." - [Wakko, Yakko, and Dot from Animaniacs] |
