| 2011-01-31
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"Now you're thinking about this all wrong. It's not so much what you look like, it's what's inside that he can't stand. –Thank you for summing that up."
[Craig Ferguson (Gobber the Belch) | Jay Baruchel (Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III)
from How To Train Your Dragon] |
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(background)
"Is this some kind of a joke to you? Our parents' war is about to become ours. Figure out which side you're on."
[America Ferrera (Astrid Hofferson)
from How To Train Your Dragon] |
| 2011-01-30
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"Well, son, since you haven't learned to respect your elders, it's time you learned to respect your betters."
[John Wayne (Jacob 'Big Jake' McCandles)
from Big Jake] |
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(background)
"Oh why'd he have to go and do that for?"
[John Wayne (Jacob 'Big Jake' McCandles)
from Big Jake] |
| 2011-01-29
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"It was all very queer. But queerer things were yet to come."
[William Holden (Joe Gillis)
from Sunset Boulevard] |
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(background)
"Right now I wish I could crawl in a hole and pull it in after me."
[Nancy Olson (Betty Schaefer)
from Sunset Boulevard] |
| 2011-01-28
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"This is none of my concern. I didn't ask for any of this!"
[Edward Asner (Carl Fredricksen)
from Up] |
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(background)
"I was hiding under your porch because I love you. Can I stay?"
[Bob Peterson (Dug)
from Up] |
| 2011-01-27
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"The thieves. The thieves! The filthy little thieves!"
[Andy Serkis (Gollum)
from Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers] |
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(background)
"A new power is rising! Its victory is at hand!"
[Christopher Lee (Saruman)
from Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers] |
| 2011-01-26
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"You know, your father was captain of a starship for 12 minutes. He saved 800 lives, including your mother's and yours. I dare you to do better."
[Bruce Greenwood (Pike)
from Star Trek (2009)] |
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(background)
"I have been, and always shall be, your friend."
[Leonard Nimoy (Spock Prime)
from Star Trek (2009)] |
| 2011-01-24
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"Sh-sh-shh-shh! Not now, son. I'm making... toast!"
[Rodger Bumpass (Professor Membrane)
from Invader ZIM] |
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(background)
"Curse you, snacks! Curse You!"
[Richard Steven Horvitz (ZIM)
from Invader ZIM] |
| 2011-01-22
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"You're not in Kansas anymore. You're on Pandora, ladies and gentlemen. Respect that fact, every second of every day. If there is a Hell, you might want to go there for some R&R after a tour on Pandora."
[Stephen Lang (Colonel Miles Quaritch)
from Avatar] |
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(background)
"Everything is backwards now... like out there is the true world and in here is the dream."
[Sam Worthington (Jake Sully)
from Avatar] |
| 2011-01-21
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"Any resemblence between these two characters and living persons is purely accidental."
[Groucho Marx (S. Quentin Quale)
from Go West] |
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(background)
"And I give you my solemn word as an embezzler that I'll be back in two minutes."
[Groucho Marx (S. Quentin Quale)
from Go West] |
| 2011-01-20
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"You want to do something for me? Remember me in your prayers."
[John Derek (Nick Romano)
from Knock On Any Door] |
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(background)
"If he's innocent, this is the first time."
[Humphrey Bogart (Andrew Morton)
from Knock On Any Door] |
| 2011-01-19
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"There's no such thing as an Ex-Marine. You may be out, but you never lose the attitude."
[Sam Worthington (Jake Sully)
from Avatar] |
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(background)
"Who's got my god-damned cigarette? Guys? What's wrong with this picture?"
[Sigourney Weaver (Dr. Grace Augustine)
from Avatar] |
| 2011-01-18
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"No, no, no! Do not wind her up. That is a big gun, and she is baby-crazy."
[H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)
from Archer] |
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(background)
"No, don't. You're so ugly when you cry."
[H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)
from Archer] |
| 2011-01-17
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"You know, a dozen press agents working overtime can do terrible things to the human spirit."
[Cecil B. DeMille (Himself)
from Sunset Boulevard] |
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(background)
"Who are you? –Nobody yet, but I expect to go high."
[Kim Darby (Mattie Ross) | Glen Campbell (La Boeuf)
from True Grit] |
| 2011-01-16
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"This is going to be a total cluster-cuss for everybody."
[George Clooney (Mr. Fox)
from Fantastic Mr. Fox] |
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(background)
"The cuss you are."
[Bill Murray (Badger)
from Fantastic Mr. Fox] |
| 2011-01-15
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"What is it with women, you know? They say they don't care about looks, they just want a guy who's smart and funny. But they always just end up laughing at whatever the good-looking, stupid guy says."
[Jason Bateman (Joel)
from Extract] |
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(background)
"How can a guy be happy and broke at the same time?"
[Davis Roberts (Jim 'Sunshine' Jackson)
from Knock On Any Door] |
| 2011-01-14
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"Hornet Gun... (cocks gun) Check. Hornet Sting... (electronic hum) Check. Let's roll, Kato."
[Van Williams (The Green Hornet / Britt Reid)
from Green Hornet, The (TV series)] |
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(background)
"Don't try anything brave, friend."
[Van Williams (The Green Hornet / Britt Reid)
from Green Hornet, The (TV series)] |
| 2011-01-13
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"Another challenge for the Green Hornet, his aide Kato, and their rolling arsenal The Black Beauty. On police records, a wanted criminal, the Green Hornet is really Britt Reid, owner/publisher of The Daily Sentinel. His dual identity known only to his secretary and to the District Attorney. And now, to protect the rights and lives of decent citizens rides the Green Hornet."
[William Dozier (Narrator)
from Green Hornet, The (TV series)] |
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(background)
"The Green Hornet's going out on the town."
[Van Williams (The Green Hornet / Britt Reid)
from Green Hornet, The (TV series)] |
| 2011-01-12
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"You know what my dad really would've wanted? (gun cocks) He would've wanted me to finish what we started. And that's exactly what I'm going to do."
[Chloe Moretz (Mindy Macready / Hit-Girl)
from Kick-Ass] |
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(background)
"Hit-Girl, back to headquarters!"
[Nicolas Cage (Damon Macready / Big Daddy)
from Kick-Ass] |
| 2011-01-11
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"It's the same old story: boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy... boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, and girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. –Goodyear? –No, the worst."
[Leslie Nielsen (Det. Frank Drebin) | Priscilla Presley (Jane Spencer)
from Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!, The] |
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(background)
"I wish there was some way I could repay you. How about dinner? I know this little out-of-the-way place that serves great Viking food."
[Leslie Nielsen (Det. Frank Drebin)
from Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!, The] |
| 2011-01-10
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"Nothing's going to slow me down. From here-on-in I travel in a hurry. What I used to say still goes, 'Live fast, die young, and have a good-looking corpse."
[John Derek (Nick Romano)
from Knock On Any Door] |
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(background)
"Good day, riff-raff."
[Houseley Stevenson (Junior)
from Knock On Any Door] |
| 2011-01-09
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"There's something corrupt going on around my pants and I just can't seem to locate it."
[Groucho Marx (S. Quentin Quale)
from Go West] |
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(background)
"Time wounds all heels."
[Groucho Marx (S. Quentin Quale)
from Go West] |
| 2011-01-08
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"It's Saturday afternoon and I'm taking you for a drive in the country. –A drive? What do I want to drive in the country for? It's full of insects."
[Ann Sheridan (Connie Fuller) | Jack Benny (Bill Fuller)
from George Washington Slept Here] |
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(background)
"That's the dirtiest trick I ever heard of in my life!"
[Jack Benny (Bill Fuller)
from George Washington Slept Here] |
| 2011-01-07
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"(movie projector running) Still wonderful, isn't it? And no dialogue. We didn't need dialogue, we had faces. There just aren't any faces like that anymore. Maybe one, Garbo. Oh, those idiot producers. Those imbeciles. Haven't they got any eyes? Have they forgotten what a star looks like?! I'll show them! I'll be up there again, so help me!"
[Gloria Swanson (Norma Desmond)
from Sunset Boulevard] |
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(background)
"You heard him... I'm a star."
[Gloria Swanson (Norma Desmond)
from Sunset Boulevard] |
| 2011-01-06
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"You have been rescued by... the Robot Revolutionary Front!"
[Bill Nighy (Robotsky) | Matt Lucas (Sparx)
from Astro Boy] |
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(background)
"Nobody likes a smartypants, kid."
[Donald Sutherland (President Stone)
from Astro Boy] |
| 2011-01-05
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"I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure."
[Groucho Marx (S. Quentin Quale)
from Go West] |
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(background)
"That's the silliest-looking object I've ever seen."
[Groucho Marx (S. Quentin Quale)
from Go West] |
| 2011-01-04
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"You're Norma Desmond! You used to be in silent pictures. You used to be big. –I am big. It's the pictures that got small."
[William Holden (Joe Gillis) | Gloria Swanson (Norma Desmond)
from Sunset Boulevard] |
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(background)
"Max!"
[Gloria Swanson (Norma Desmond)
from Sunset Boulevard] |
| 2011-01-03
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"Mary, the film for our feature story's missing. –What story? –The one on inefficiency in business."
[Gavin MacLeod (Murray Slaughter) | Mary Tyler Moore (Mary Richards)
from Mary Tyler Moore] |
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(background)
"You'd better fire this asshole!"
[Christopher Mintz-Plasse (Chris D'Amico / Red Mist)
from Kick-Ass] |
| 2011-01-02
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"If what I think is happening is happening... it better not be."
[Meryl Streep (Mrs. Fox)
from Fantastic Mr. Fox] |
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(background)
"I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds illegal."
[Wallace Wolodarsky (Kylie Sven Opossum)
from Fantastic Mr. Fox] |
| 2011-01-01
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(background)
"Whew! We just made it... without a bong to spare."
[Red Skelton (Father Time)
from Rudolph's Shiny New Year] |
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"The Apocolypse begins. Yay!"
[Carolyn Lawrence (Orel Puppington)
from Moral Orel] |
