| 2009-01-31
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"But you just remember this, and don't you ever forget it! When you see me walking down the street in my elevator shoes, remember it was you that did it!"
[Tony Randall (Rockwell P. Hunter)
from Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?] |
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(background)
"Oh, the fine print they put in an actor's contract these days."
[Tony Randall (Himself)
from Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?] |
| 2009-01-30
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"If I can't be young forever, I'd rather end it all. Now."
[Paul Williams (Swan)
from Phantom of the Paradise] |
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(background)
"Anyway, what difference does it make? What choice do you have?"
[Paul Williams (Swan)
from Phantom of the Paradise] |
| 2009-01-29
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"Agard, if you knew anything about Indians, you'd know that they're doing their level best to put up with our so-called 'benevolent patronage' in spite of the nincompoops that've been put in charge of it!"
[John Wayne (George Washington McLintock)
from McLintock!] |
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(background)
"I've been punched many-a-time in my life, but never for hiring anybody."
[John Wayne (George Washington McLintock)
from McLintock!] |
| 2009-01-28
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"We're talking about the 10 Commandments here, Bones. 'Thou shalt not commit adultery.' One down from your personal favorite, 'Thou shalt not kill.' –Oh, so you also believe that Moses wandered the desert for 40 days, climbed Mount Sinai, at which point a supernatural forest carved a convenient list of behavioral guidelines on two pieces of rock? –Yeah. That's why it's on the Supreme Court."
[David Boreanaz (Special Agent Seeley Booth) | Emily Deschanel (Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan)
from Bones] |
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(background)
"I feel better. You treat everyone like crap."
[David Greenman (FBI Forensic Tech Marcus Geier)
from Bones] |
| 2009-01-27
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"Well, what's this about? –Oh, just a feeling I have. –(chuckles) Ouch. When you get those feelings insurance companies start to go bankrupt."
[Reginald VelJohnson (Sgt. Al Powell) | Bruce Willis (John McClane)
from Die Hard 2] |
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(background)
"Writing your acceptance speech for the Video Sleaze Awards?"
[Bonnie Bedelia (Holly Gennaro McClane)
from Die Hard 2] |
| 2009-01-26
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"Flintstone, you're fired!"
[Mel Blanc (Mr. Macyrock)
from Flintstones, The] |
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(background)
"I got it, Barney! I got the job!"
[Alan Reed (Fred Flintstone)
from Flintstones, The] |
| 2009-01-25
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"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of Chaos. Oh, you know the thing about chaos? It's fear."
[Heath Ledger (The Joker)
from Dark Knight, The] |
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(background)
"All you care about is money. This town deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm gonna give it to them."
[Heath Ledger (The Joker)
from Dark Knight, The] |
| 2009-01-24
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"That doesn't count! Do over! Do over! –There are no 'do-overs' in Wii Bowling. –There are always do-overs when my People play sports."
[Simon Helberg (Howard Wolowitz) | Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper)
from Big Bang Theory, The] |
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(background)
"Pathetic. All of you: completely pathetic! (door slams)"
[Kaley Cuoco (Penny)
from Big Bang Theory, The] |
| 2009-01-23
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"You know... everyone's just out for himself. It was like that everywhere I went. Everyone's just... out for himself."
[Kurt Russell (Dexter Reilly)
from Computer Wore Tennis Shoes, The] |
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(background)
"Modernization isn't everything!"
[William Fawcett (Dietes - College Regent)
from Computer Wore Tennis Shoes, The] |
| 2009-01-22
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"Uh, I honestly wouldn't know what to tell you, and if I did it would be a felony."
[Anna Torv (Agent Olivia Dunham)
from Fringe] |
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(background)
"You're like a question machine."
[John Noble (Walter Bishop)
from Fringe] |
| 2009-01-21
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"The poor and the underclass are growing. Racial justice and human rights are non-existant. They have created a repressive society and we are their unwitting accomplices."
[John Lawrence (Bearded Man)
from They Live] |
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(background)
"They are dismantling the sleeping middle class. More and more people are becoming poor. We are their cattle. We are being bred for slavery."
[John Lawrence (Bearded Man)
from They Live] |
| 2009-01-20
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"What began 21 months ago in the depths of Winter cannot end on this Autumn night. This victory alone is not the change we seek. It is only the chance for us to make that change. And that cannot happen if we go back to the way things were. It can't happen without you, without a new spirit of Service, a new spirit of Sacrifice."
[Barack Obama (Himself)
from Presidents] |
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"The road ahead will be long; our climb will be steep. We may not get there in one year or even in one term. But America, I have never been more hopeful than I am tonight that we will get there. I promise you, We as a People will get there!"
[Barack Obama (Himself)
from Presidents] |
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(background)
"But above all, I will never forget who this victory truly belongs to. It belongs to you. It belongs to you."
[Barack Obama (Himself)
from Presidents] |
| 2009-01-19
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"A woman's whole life… in a single day. Just one day. And in that day… her whole
[Nicole Kidman (Virginia Woolf)
from The Hours] |
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(background)
"I can't think of anything more exhilarating than a trip to London."
[Nicole Kidman (Virginia Woolf)
from The Hours] |
| 2009-01-18
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"When I want the opinion of the hired help, I'll ask for it!"
[Maureen O'Hara (Katherine Gilhooley McLintock)
from McLintock!] |
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(background)
"You're insane!"
[John Wayne (George Washington McLintock)
from McLintock!] |
| 2009-01-17
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"When he turned-up his nose at accordian lessons, they cut off his inheritance molto allegro! 'The Severed Pianist' next on Sick Sad World!"
[John Lynn (Sick Sad World Announcer)
from Daria] |
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(background)
"Sometimes I wonder if you're too cynical... even for me. –Really, you think? –No. I was being sarcastic."
[Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) | Wendy Hoopes (Jane Lane)
from Daria] |
| 2009-01-16
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"Chill. –Jack, I'm dead. I'm permanently chilled. You know, you get to live forever. I get to die forever. It's funny, that."
[John Barrowman (Captain Jack Harkness) | Burn Gorman (Owen Harper)
from Torchwood] |
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(background)
"Dr. Owen Harper, Torchwood officer 565, I'm relieving you of your position."
[John Barrowman (Captain Jack Harkness)
from Torchwood] |
| 2009-01-15
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In Memoriam, Ricardo Montalban
"I find myself growing fatigued, doctor. May we continue this questioning at some other time?"
[Ricardo Montalban (Khan Noonian Singh)
from Star Trek: The Original Series] |
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"Where is your captain? I have many questions."
[Ricardo Montalban (Khan Noonian Singh)
from Star Trek: The Original Series] |
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(background)
"(intraship hailing whistle) –Bridge. –Captain, Security here. Khan's escaped."
[William Shatner (James T. Kirk) | uncredited
from Star Trek: The Original Series] |
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In Memoriam, Patrick McGoohan
"Ah. Enough of this talk of plots and scenarios. Uh, join me in a cup of coffee, would you?"
[Patrick McGoohan (Roger Devereau)
from Silver Streak] |
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"You ain't saying shit now, Mr. Big. –I must admit that I'm slightly at a loss for words. But on the other hand, I should warn you that you are a killer and you are wanted by the police in every state and I recommend that you, uh... be careful."
[Richard Pryor (Grover T. Muldoon) | Patrick McGoohan (Roger Devereau)
from Silver Streak] |
| 2009-01-14
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"Wow! contains Fallout, the exclusive, patented ingredient."
[Minta Durfee (Scrubwoman)
from Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?] |
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(background)
"Watch out! He's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now."
[Ann McCrea (Gladys)
from Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?] |
| 2009-01-13
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"I come close to killing you a couple of times when we were younger... Saddens me I didn't."
[John Wayne (George Washington McLintock)
from McLintock!] |
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(background)
"The government never gave anybody anything!"
[John Wayne (George Washington McLintock)
from McLintock!] |
| 2009-01-12
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"Now you're the wrong guy in the wrong place at the wrong time! –(sigh) The story of my life."
[John Amos (Maj. Grant) | Bruce Willis (John McClane)
from Die Hard 2] |
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(background)
"It's time to kick ass!"
[Dennis Franz (Capt. Carmine Lorenzo)
from Die Hard 2] |
| 2009-01-11
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"It's a nice morning, ain't it, boss? –Everybody's entitled to their own opinion."
[Duncan Inches (Cowhand) | John Wayne (George Washington McLintock)
from McLintock!] |
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(background)
"Oh, you have no milk of human kindness."
[John Wayne (George Washington McLintock)
from McLintock!] |
| 2009-01-10
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"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
[Aaron Eckhart (Harvey Dent / Two-Face)
from Dark Knight, The] |
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(background)
"Good evening, Commissioner."
[Heath Ledger (The Joker)
from Dark Knight, The] |
| 2009-01-09
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"I think you're confusing Nice and Evil again."
[Lisa Edelstein (Dr. Lisa Cuddy)
from House M.D.] |
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(background)
"When do teachers ever know how to motivate their students?"
[Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)
from House M.D.] |
| 2009-01-08
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"I've got news for you. There's gonna be hell to pay... 'cause I ain't daddy's little boy no more."
[Roddy Piper (Nada)
from They Live] |
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(background)
"The world needs a wake-up call. We're gonna phone it in."
[Peter Jason (Gilbert)
from They Live] |
| 2009-01-07
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"We're born alone, we die alone. Everything else can be fixed with Photoshop."
[Shanola Hampton (Charlotte)
from Mostly Unfabulous Social Life Of Ethan Green, The] |
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(background)
"I'm sorry if I shocked you. –Oh, no, it's OK. I have HBO."
[David Monahan (Leo Worth) | Elsa Raven (Senior Lady)
from Mostly Unfabulous Social Life Of Ethan Green, The] |
| 2009-01-06
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"Look, Wilby, I'm in a hurry. –Now what about my 7 bucks? –Yeah, what about it? –Cough it up. Pop pulled the plug on my allowance. –Oh, look, Wilby, I'm sorry but you know how it is. I've got a date with Allison. –I'm sick and tired of financing your romances!"
[Tim Considine (Buzz Miller) | Tommy Kirk (Wilby Daniels)
from Shaggy Dog, The] |
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(background)
"Well you don't have to get sore about it."
[Kevin Corcoran (Moochie (Montgomery) Daniels)
from Shaggy Dog, The] |
| 2009-01-05
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"Each little Crunchie contains energy, contains pep for your growing youngsters, builds strong legs so that when they're older they can stand the long waits in the unemployment lines."
[Carmen Nisbet (Breakfast Food Demonstrator)
from Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?] |
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(background)
"'Seclusion' sounds so dirty."
[Jayne Mansfield (Rita Marlowe)
from Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?] |
| 2009-01-04
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"You were my idol. I regarded you as a big man, but you're not a big man. You're just a little... poop of a man. And that's the way the poop poops."
[Tony Randall (Rockwell P. Hunter)
from Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?] |
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(background)
"Don't talk dirty on TV! It's a family medium."
[Jayne Mansfield (Rita Marlowe)
from Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?] |
| 2009-01-03
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"Where were you that's more important than Wii Bowling night? –Actually, I was-- –It's a rhetorical question. There is nothing more important than Wii Bowling night."
[Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper) | Johnny Galecki (Leonard Hofstadter)
from Big Bang Theory, The] |
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(background)
"What're you looking at? You've never seen a hypocrite before?"
[Johnny Galecki (Leonard Hofstadter)
from Big Bang Theory, The] |
| 2009-01-02
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"I could talk about industrialization and men's fashions all day, but I'm afraid work must intrude and my associate Theo has some questions for you."
[Alan Rickman (Hans Gruber)
from Die Hard] |
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(background)
"What idiot put you in charge?"
[Alan Rickman (Hans Gruber)
from Die Hard] |
| 2009-01-01
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"Why so serious?" (version 1)
[Heath Ledger (The Joker)
from Dark Knight, The] |
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"Why so serious?" (version 2)
[Heath Ledger (The Joker)
from Dark Knight, The] |
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"Why so serious?" (version 3)
[Heath Ledger (The Joker)
from Dark Knight, The] |
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(background)
"Perhaps you should read the instructions first?"
[Morgan Freeman (Lucius Fox)
from Dark Knight, The] |
