| 2004-01-30
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"Ooh, her pants are blazing for you, Newton Crosby!"
[Fisher Stevens (Ben Jabituya)
from Short Circuit] |
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(background)
"Escaped robot fights for his life! Film at Eleven!"
[Tim Blaney (Number 5)
from Short Circuit] |
| 2004-01-29
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(background)
"Well, howdy, domestic pardner."
[Megan Mullally (Karen Walker)
from Will & Grace] |
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"But there's always a lot of rich, old gay guys at those things looking for younger gay guys to take care of. You know, the way Dick Cheney takes care of George Bush."
[Sean Hayes (Jack McFarland)
from Will & Grace] |
| 2004-01-28
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(background)
"The following unedited footage has been declassified by the Banzai Institute for Biomedical Engineering And Strategic Information."
[uncredited
from Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, The] |
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n Memoriam, Jack Paar
"I've been wanting to leave television for quite a long while. The only reason I've stayed around all these years is because I didn't have a… a big finish for my act. Come to think of it, I never really had a beginning, either. But, uh, this is the last show for perhaps ever, I don't know. Some people, I know, expect a tearful farewell and others, I'm sure, gleefully expect me to take a jab at the network or swing at some newspaper. I'm going to disappoint both of you tonight."
[Jack Paar (Himself)
from Paar, Jack] |
| 2004-01-27
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"Laugh while you can, monkey-boy!"
[John Lithgow (Lord John Whorfin / Dr. Emilio Lizardo)
from Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, The] |
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(background)
"Lithium is no longer available on credit."
[uncredited
from Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, The] |
| 2004-01-26
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(background)
"Troubled, sensitive, artistic… What a gal."
[Tom Hanks (Buffy Wilson)
from Bosom Buddies] |
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"Now, Brains, come and have a cup of coffee."
[Christine Finn (Tin-Tin Kyrano)
from Thunderbirds] |
| 2004-01-23
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"What the fuck is the internet? –The internet is a communications tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."
[Jason Mewes (Jay) | Ben Affleck (Holden McNeil)
from Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back] |
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(background)
"Don't make me shoot you, Justice."
[Will Ferrell (Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly)
from Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back] |
| 2004-01-22
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"You're off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters."
[Geoffrey Rush (Captain Barbossa)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl] |
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(background)
"Take what you can! –Give nothing back!"
[Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow) | Kevin McNally (Joshamee Gibbs)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl] |
| 2004-01-21
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"I shall call him 'Squishy,' and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy."
[Ellen DeGeneres (Dory)
from Finding Nemo] |
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(background)
"Mine!"
[uncredited (Seagulls)
from Finding Nemo] |
| 2004-01-20
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"Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of Hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers."
[Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl] |
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(background)
"You're not a eunuch, are you?"
[Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl] |
| 2004-01-19
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"Like anybody, I would like to live a long life. Longevity, has its place, but I'm not concerned about that now. I just want to do God's will. And he's allowed me to go up to the mountain. And I've looked over and I've seen the Promised Land. I may not get there with you, but I want you to know tonight that we as a people will get to the Promised Land!"
[Martin Luther King, Jr. (Himself)
from King Jr., Martin Luther] |
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(background)
"Well, I don't know what will happen now. We've got some difficulties ahead."
[Martin Luther King, Jr. (Himself)
from King Jr., Martin Luther] |
| 2004-01-16
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"Sometimes, for your own sake, Red, I think you should've stuck to me longer. –I thought it was for life, but the nice judge gave me a full pardon. –Aaah, that's the old redhead. No bitterness, no recrimination, just a good swift left to the jaw."
[Cary Grant (C.K. Dexter Haven) | Katharine Hepburn (Tracy Lord)
from Philadelphia Story, The] |
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(background)
"This is the Voice of Doom calling. Your days are numbered to the seventh son of the seventh son."
[Jimmy Stewart (Macaulay Connor)
from Philadelphia Story, The] |
| 2004-01-15
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(background)
"You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you."
[Andy Serkis (Gollum)
from Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers] |
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"Leave all that can be spared behind. We travel light. Let's hunt some Orc."
[Viggo Mortensen (Aragorn)
from Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring] |
| 2004-01-14
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"(cackling) At last! At last I'll be rid of those meddling kids and their nosy dog! Whoa. Wrong cartoon."
[Dan Castellaneta (MegaVolt)
from Darkwing Duck] |
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"Don't forget to bring a towel!"
[Matt Stone (Towelie)
from South Park] |
| 2004-01-13
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(background)
"If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter."
[Eve Arden (Principal McGee)
from Grease] |
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"We have pictures of you so-called mooners. And just because the pictures aren't of your faces doesn't mean we can't identify you. At this very moment those pictures are on their way to Washington where the FBI has experts in this type of identification. If you turn yourselves in now, you may escape a Federal charge."
[Eve Arden (Principal McGee)
from Grease] |
| 2004-01-12
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"So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?"
[Kelly LeBrock (Lisa)
from Weird Science] |
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(background)
"You're stewed, buttwad."
[Bill Paxton (Chet Donnelly)
from Weird Science] |
| 2004-01-09
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"Your persistence surprises even me. You're going to give mercenaries a bad name."
[Paul Freeman (Dr. Rene Belloq)
from Raiders Of The Lost Ark] |
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(background)
"An army which carries the Ark before it is invincible."
[Denholm Elliott (Dr. Marcus Brody)
from Raiders Of The Lost Ark] |
| 2004-01-08
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"The last time anybody saw the Cylons they looked more like walking chrome toasters."
[James Callis (Dr. Gaius Baltar)
from Battlestar Galactica [miniseries]] |
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(background)
"I'm getting an urge to hit another superior asshole."
[Katee Sackhoff (Captain Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace)
from Battlestar Galactica [miniseries]] |
| 2004-01-07
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(background)
"Did they kiss your ass to your satisfaction?"
[Katee Sackhoff (Captain Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace)
from Battlestar Galactica [miniseries]] |
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"So, what's the charge this time? –Hmm. Striking a superior asshole."
[Jamie Bamber (Captain Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace) | Katee Sackhoff (Captain Lee 'Apollo' Adama)
from Battlestar Galactica [miniseries]] |
| 2004-01-06
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"Don't look now… but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you."
[Groucho Marx (Rufus T. Firefly)
from Duck Soup] |
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"Uh, just exactly what reality are we checking?"
[Terence McGovern (Launchpad McQuack)
from Darkwing Duck] |
| 2004-01-05
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"All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation. No doubts. The path is clear."
[Michael O'Hare (Jeffrey Sinclair)
from Babylon 5] |
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(background)
"Unable to comply. Password required for access."
[Haley McLane (computer)
from Babylon 5] |
| 2004-01-02
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"You're a little scary sometimes, you know that. Brilliant, but scary."
[Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley)
from Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone] |
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(background)
"First Class, you know. I never travel with common bundles."
[Mel Blanc (Bugs Bunny)
from Looney Tunes] |
| 2004-01-01
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(background)
"Would anyone like to join me in a toast to failure?"
[uncredited (Bob Bastard)
from Dilbert] |
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"Oh, man. Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, OK? Just waxed it."
[Andrew Stanton (Crush)
from Finding Nemo] |
