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January 2004 Archive

tv icon January 30~February 1 - "Ooh, her pants are blazing for you, Newton Crosby!" - [Fisher Stevens from Short Circuit]
tv icon January 29 - "But there's always a lot of rich, old gay guys at those things looking for younger gay guys to take care of. You know, the way Dick Cheney takes care of George Bush." - [Sean Hayes from Will & Grace]
tv icon January 28 In Memoriam, Jack Paar
"I've been wanting to leave television for quite a long while. The only reason I've stayed around all these years is because I didn't have a… a big finish for my act. Come to think of it, I never really had a beginning, either. But, uh, this is the last show for perhaps ever, I don't know. Some people, I know, expect a tearful farewell and others, I'm sure, gleefully expect me to take a jab at the network or swing at some newspaper. I'm going to disappoint both of you tonight." - [Jack Paar]
film icon January 27 - "Laugh while you can, monkey-boy!" - [John Lithgow from The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension]
tv icon January 26 - "Now, Brains, come and have a cup of coffee." - [Tin-Tin (Christine Finn) from Thunderbirds]
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January 23~25 - "What the fuck is the internet? –The internet is a communications tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another." - [Jason Mewes and Ben Affleck from Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back]

film icon January 22 - "You're off the edge of the map, mate. Here there be monsters." - [Geoffrey Rush from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]
film icon January 21 - "I shall call him 'Squishy,' and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy." - [Dory (Ellen DeGeneres) from Finding Nemo]
film icon January 20 - "Worry about your own fortunes, gentlemen. The deepest circle of Hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers." - [Johnny Depp from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl]
tv icon January 19 - "Like anybody, I would like to live a long life. Longevity, has its place, but I'm not concerned about that now. I just want to do God's will. And he's allowed me to go up to the mountain. And I've looked over and I've seen the Promised Land. I may not get there with you, but I want you to know tonight that we as a people will get to the Promised Land!" - [Martin Luther King, Jr.]
film icon January 16~18 - "Sometimes, for your own sake, Red, I think you should've stuck to me longer. –I thought it was for life, but the nice judge gave me a full pardon. –Aaah, that's the old redhead. No bitterness, no recrimination, just a good swift left to the jaw." - [Cary Grant and Katharine Hepburn from The Philadelphia Story]
film icon January 15 - "Leave all that can be spared behind. We travel light. Let's hunt some Orc." - [Viggo Mortensen from Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring]
tv icon January 14 - "(cackling) At last! At last I'll be rid of those meddling kids and their nosy dog! Whoa. Wrong cartoon." - [Megavolt (Dan Castellaneta) from Darkwing Duck]
film icon January 13 - "We have pictures of you so-called mooners. And just because the pictures aren't of your faces doesn't mean we can't identify you. At this very moment those pictures are on their way to Washington where the FBI has experts in this type of identification. If you turn yourselves in now, you may escape a Federal charge." - [Eve Arden from Grease]
film icon January 12 - "So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?" - [Kelly LeBrock from Weird Science]
film icon January 9~11 - "Your persistance surprises even me. You're going to give mercenaries a bad name." - [Paul Freeman from Raiders Of The Lost Ark]
tv icon January 8 - "The last time anybody saw the Cylons they looked more like walking chrome toasters." - [James Callis from Battlestar Galactica (miniseries)]
tv icon January 7 - "So, what's the charge this time? –Hmm. Striking a superior asshole." - [Jamie Bamber and Katee Sackhoff from Battlestar Galactica (miniseries)]
tv icon January 6 - "Uh, just exactly what reality are we checking?" - [Launchpad McQuack (Terence McGovern) from Darkwing Duck]
tv icon January 5 - "All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation. No doubts. The path is clear." - [Michael O'Hare from Babylon 5]
film icon January 2~4 - "You're a little scary sometimes, you know that. Brilliant, but scary." - [Rupert Grint from Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone]
film icon January 1 - "Oh, man. Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, OK? Just waxed it." - [Crush (Andrew Stanton) from Finding Nemo]

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