January 2000 Archives

2000-01-31 Movie "Where are your brains, in your ass?" [Renoly Santiago (Ramon Sanchez / 'Phantom Phreak') from Hackers]
2000-01-28 Movie "Sorry, I was giving myself an oil job." [Marvin Miller (Robby the Robot) from Forbidden Planet]
Movie (background) "Hey, great opening line." [Dick Sargent (George Beckett) from Ghost And Mr. Chicken, The]
2000-01-27 Movie (background) "I don't know where you get your delusions, laserbrain." [Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia) from Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back]
Movie "What we've got here… is failure to communicate." [Strother Martin (Captain) from Cool Hand Luke]
2000-01-26 Movie "The choice is yours: obey me and live, or disobey and die." [Paul Frees (Colossus) from Colossus: The Forbin Project]
2000-01-25 Movie "Son-of-a-bitch must pay." [Kurt Russell (Jack Burton) from Big Trouble In Little China]
2000-01-24 Video Game "Antifreeze, don't drink that. –Why? –'Cause it'll kill you. –Oh. –This message brought to you by the United States Department of Condescending Paternalism." [uncredited | uncredited from You Don't Know Jack]
2000-01-21 Movie "What a dump." [Bette Davis (Rosa Moline) from Beyond The Forest]
2000-01-20 Television "You know, sometimes it just gets hard to smile through it when they ask you to bend down and grab your ankles." [David Duchovny (Fox Mulder) from X Files, The]
2000-01-19 Movie "Give my regards to King Tut, asshole." [Kurt Russell (Col. Jonathan 'Jack' O'Neil) from Stargate]
2000-01-18 Television "I am so cold. The snow has stolen my manhood." [Wilmer Valderrama (Fez) from That '70s Show]
2000-01-17 Movie "Some people die before their time so that others can live. It's a cornerstone of civilization." [John Malkovich (General Thomas Timms) from Mulholland Falls]
2000-01-14 Television "This will be the day when all of God's children will be able to sing with new meaning 'My country 'tis of thee/Sweet land of Liberty/Of thee I sing/Land where my fathers died/Land of the Pilgrim's Pride/From every mountainside/Let freedom ring.' And if America is to be a great nation, this must become true. So let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire. Let freedom ring from the mighty mountains of New York. Let freedom ring from the heightening Alleghanies of Pennsylvania. Let freedom ring from the snow-capped Rockies of Colorado. Let freedom ring from the curvaceous slopes of California, but not only that, let freedom ring from Stone Mountain of Georgia. Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee. Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill of Mississippi. From every mountainside, let freedom ring. And when this happens, when we allow freedom to ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual 'Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty we are free at last.'" [Martin Luther King, Jr. (Himself) from King Jr., Martin Luther]
2000-01-13 Television "No, Pinky! Never use two drops of the formula. It would cause a reaction on the molecular level that is completely unpredictable! –Oh, I hate it when that happens. Narf!" [Maurice LaMarche (Brain) | Rob Paulsen (Pinky) from Pinky & The Brain]
2000-01-12 Movie "So who is to say what is moral? –Morality is subjective. –Subjectivity is objective. –Moral notions imply attributes to substances which exist only in relational duality. –Not as an essential extension of ontological existence. –Can we not talk about sex so much?" [uncredited | Diane Keaton (Sonja) from Love And Death]
2000-01-11 Movie "After very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new defense system sucks." [Barry Corbin (General Beringer) from WarGames]
2000-01-10 Television "Oh, you look like a man who could use more coffee." [Ethan Phillips (Neelix) from Star Trek: Voyager]
2000-01-07 Movie "Watch out, Batman, this could be tricky." [Burt Ward (Dick Grayson / Robin) from Batman: The Movie (TOS)]
2000-01-06 Movie "This station is now the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it." [Richard LeParmentier (General Motti) from Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope]
2000-01-05 Television "Listen, there are no measurements in infinity. You humans have got such limited little minds. I don't know why I like you so much." [Tom Baker (The Doctor) from Doctor Who (I)]
2000-01-04 Television "Do you have anything for rope burns?" [Elmarie Wendel (Mrs. Mamie Dubcek) from 3rd Rock From The Sun]
2000-01-03 Television "You're officially ordered to take a fashion sabbatical until you get your priorities straight." [Lisa Collins (Sandi Griffin) from Daria]
2000-01-01 Television "And so it begins." [Ardwright Chamberlain (Kosh) from Babylon 5]