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Jul

2022

Protocol violation

From: Big Hero 6

My healthcare protocol has been violated.

Scott Adsit (Baymax)

#Health

#Protocols

#Violated

#Robots

Jul

2022

Big fence

From: King of the Hill

Episode: Three Days of the Kahndo (1998) (Season 2, Episode 15)

Why is there such a big fence, dad? –Well, millions of people come to America in search of a better life, and we've decided we don't need that many.

Pamela Adlon (Bobby Hill) | Mike Judge (Hank Hill)

Jul

2022

First Contact

From: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds

Episode: Strange New Worlds (2022) (Season 1, Episode1)

As you know, the Vulcans invented First Contact. –As they never fail to remind us.

Ethan Peck (Mr. Spock) | Anson Mount (Christopher Pike)

Jul

2022

Gotta be shitting me

From: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

You've got to be shitting me. –No, I am not shitting you.

Nick Stahl (John Connor) | Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator)

#Poop

#WTF

#Lying

Jul

2022

Unpleasant manner

From: Pinky & The Brain

Episode: Of Mouse and Man (1995) (Season 1, Episode 2)

I find your manner unpleasant.

Maurice LaMarche (Brain)

Jul

2022

Wouldn't've quit smoking

From: Sordid Lives

Well I'll tell you one thing, I sure as hell wouldn't've quit smoking if I had known my sister was going to die.

Beth Grant (Sissy Hickey)

Jul

2022

Freak show

From: Painkiller Jane

Episode: Pilot (2007) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Welcome to the freak show.

Noah Dalton Danby (Connor King)

Jun

2022

The need for speed

From: Top Gun

I feel the need... –The need for speed!

Tom Cruise (Maverick) | Anthony Edwards (Goose)

Jun

2022

Rise to see it through

From: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds

Episode: Children of the Comet (2022) (Season 1, Episode2)

You did not intend on being here, but you are here. Hypotheticals are irrelevant. Today, you are quite simply the only person for the job. Will you rise to see it through?

Ethan Peck (Mr. Spock)

Jun

2022

I've buried worse

From: Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

That's got to violate an ordinance. –Oh, I've buried worse.

Benedict Wong (Wong) | Benedict Cumberbatch (Dr. Stephen Strange)

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Born Today

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Died Today

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Died This Year

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13 Mar 2022 • William Hurt

12 Apr 2022 • Gilbert Gottfried

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Top 20 Quotes - Today

Being fed "alternative facts", from: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Views today: 7

What is thy bidding?, from: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Views today: 5

The ultimate in racial cleansing, from: Doctor Who (II)
Views today: 4

My bladder's going to explode, from: Grim & Evil
Views today: 4

You are what you eat, from: Absolutely Fabulous
Views today: 4

Wet sucker, from: It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
Views today: 4

No such thing, from: Hellboy
Views today: 4

Don't think of this as detention, from: Parker Lewis Can't Lose
Views today: 4

Listen to who's gone moral, from: A Boy Named Charlie Brown
Views today: 4

Bring me my nuts on a silver platter, from: Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Views today: 4

We have stubbornness issues, from: How To Train Your Dragon
Views today: 4

He's too hairy, from: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
Views today: 4

That never happened before, from: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Views today: 4

Get me to be your slave, from: Real Genius
Views today: 3

Are you people insane?!, from: Ed Wood
Views today: 3

Don't make me listen to this, from: Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Views today: 3

Feliz Navidude, from: Will & Grace
Views today: 3

Such is the life of an elf, from: Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer
Views today: 3

Yes we can!, from: Presidents
Views today: 3

It sounds really spooky, from: Pinky & The Brain
Views today: 3

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