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Jun

2019

Law & Order: LGBTQ

From: Will & Grace

Episode: Grandpa Jack (2017) (Season 9, Episode 4)

Don't get too excited. We can't know for sure. –Really? The Pajama Party position? Is that not enough evidence to convict Miss Demeanor over there? –Take it easy. We are not doing an episode of Law & Order: LGBTQ.

Eric McCormack (Will Truman) | Sean Hayes (Jack McFarland)

#Gay

#Television

#Parody

Jun

2019

Patterns in Nature

From: Pi

12:45, restate my assumptions: 1) mathematics is the language of Nature. 2) Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers. 3) If you graph the numbers of any system, patterns emerge. Therefore there are patterns everywhere in Nature.

Sean Gullette (Maximillian Cohen)

Jun

2019

Choose carefully

From: Avengers: Infinity War

You should choose your words more carefully.

Josh Brolin (Thanos)

#Advice

#Anger

#Language

Jun

2019

Same time, same channel

From: Johnny Bravo

Episode: Adam West Date-O-Rama (2004) (Season 4, Episode 12b)

Anyways, tune in tomorrow for another astonishingly wondrous episode of... Adam West Presents Adam West! Same Adam time, same Adam channel.

Adam West (Adam West)

Jun

2019

That'll do (v2)

From: Babe

That'll do, pig.

James Cromwell (Farmer Arthur H. Hoggett)

Jun

2019

When do you use it?

From: Lover Come Back

I don't use sex to land an account. –When do you use it? –I don't. –My condolences to your husband. –Ohh... I'm not married. –That figures.

Doris Day (Carol Templeton) | Rock Hudson (Jerry Webster)

Jun

2019

Why does this keep happening?

From: Die Hard 2

Why does this keep happening to us?

Bonnie Bedelia (Holly Gennaro McClane)

Jun

2019

Mother liked you best

From: A Miser Brothers' Christmas

Easy for you to say! Mother always did like you best.

George S. Irving (Heat Miser)

Jun

2019

If the job's worth doing

From: Rocko's Modern Life

Episode: Manic Mechanic (1995) (Season 3, Episode 6a)

Our motto is: if the job's worth doing, it's worth doing adequately.

Mr. Lawrence (Filburt Shellbach)

#Work

#Motto

Jun

2019

Didn't say that out loud

From: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

I... hope I didn't say that out loud just now. Heh heh heh heh.

Mike Myers (Austin Powers)

#Hope

#Embarrassment

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After 5, from: Girls Will Be Girls
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Pig discrimination, from: Tiny Toon Adventures
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Go ahead and yell, from: The Bad News Bears
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Day Watch out of Burglary/Auto Theft, from: Dragnet 1967
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Whoa!, from: WALL-E
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Any questions?, from: Hot Fuzz
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