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2021

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Dec

2021

Too many Christmas specials

From: Pinky & The Brain

Episode: A Pinky & the Brain Christmas (1995) (Season 1, Episode 8)

Brain, um, I was thinking... I don't think I really want to be an elf. –Really? What do you want to be? –A dentist. –You've seen too many Christmas specials, Pinky.

Rob Paulsen (Pinky) | Maurice LaMarche (Brain)

Nov

2021

A dirty bastard

From: The Enforcer

You really are a dirty bastard, ain't ya, Harry? –The dirtiest.

Albert Popwell (Mustapha) | Clint Eastwood (Harry Callahan)

#Insult

Nov

2021

So stiff

From: Rocko's Modern Life

Episode: Hypno-Puppy Luv (1996) (Season 4, Episode 11a)

He's so stiff!

Mr. Lawrence (Filburt Shellbach)

#Innuendo

#Hypnotism

#Genitals

Nov

2021

I told you so

From: The Tick

Episode: The Tick vs. Arthur's Bank Account (1995) (Season 1, Episode 13)

Well, "I told you so" doesn't help.

Micky Dolenz (Arthur)

#Parenting

#Chastisement

#Frustration

Nov

2021

Everything's imperfect

From: Lost In Space

Episode: The Dream Monster (1966) (Season 2, Episode 14)

Oh, well. Everything's imperfect in this imperfect universe.

John Abbott (Sesmar)

#Imperfection

#Space

Nov

2021

Eight-course banquet

From: Mary Tyler Moore

Episode: Not A Christmas Story (1974) (Season 5, Episode 9)

Now you're gonna have to eat some time. The choice is yours: You can have a package of stale peanut butter crackers from the vending machine... or a sumptuous eight-course banquet with me featuring Soufflé Tour Légende, Veal à la Grecque, and enough free booze to knock you all on your keisters.

Betty White (Sue Ann Nivens)

Nov

2021

Thanksgiving Day Parade

From: Seinfeld

Episode: The Mom And Pop Store (1994) (Season 6, Episode 8)

My father was a stern man. He forbade us to participate in any activities that he thought were associated with the common man. The Thanksgiving Day Parade was first on the list.

Ian Abercrombie (Justin Pitt)

Nov

2021

We're coming over for dinner

From: Animaniacs

Episode: Turkey Jerky (1993) (Season 1, Episode 46a)

Set three extra places... we're coming over for dinner!

Tress MacNeille (Dot Warner) | Rob Paulsen (Yakko Warner) | Jess Harnell (Wakko Warner)

#Thanksgiving

#Dinner

#Guests

Nov

2021

The legacy of your family

From: Shang-Chi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings

You are a product of all who came before you... the legacy of your family... the good and the bad. It is all a part of who you are.

Michelle Yeoh (Ying Nan)

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Born Today

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Died Today

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Died This Year

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14 Mar 2021 • Yaphet Kotto

24 Mar 2021 • Jessica Walter

03 Apr 2021 • John Paragon

01 May 2021 • Olympia Dukakis

18 May 2021 • Charles Grodin

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21 Sep 2021 • Willie Garson

28 Sep 2021 • Tommy Kirk

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Top 20 Quotes - Today

So excited I could squirt, from: ALF
Views today: 19

Better than the truth, from: Animal House
Views today: 13

Where's the pie?, from: A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
Views today: 11

Into a shot glass, from: Star Trek: Into Darkness
Views today: 11

Take what you can (v2), from: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Views today: 9

Laugh while you can, from: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
Views today: 8

The yelling will cease, from: 3rd Rock From The Sun
Views today: 8

I never go anywhere, from: Luca
Views today: 8

The smell of mutant pumpkin guts, from: Monsters vs Aliens: Mutant Pumpkins from Outer Space
Views today: 7

Prom Night, from: 3rd Rock From The Sun
Views today: 7

Unlimited supply of misinformation, from: The Bullwinkle Show
Views today: 7

Don't start none, from: The Losers
Views today: 7

Your plastic pal, from: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl)
Views today: 7

Horny little devil, from: The Witches Of Eastwick
Views today: 6

Are you always this pissy?, from: Alien Nation
Views today: 6

Plain speaking, from: The Maltese Falcon
Views today: 6

SFX: a 5 o'clock time-to-leave-work whistle, from: Sound Effects
Views today: 6

Don't know my own strength, from: The Bullwinkle Show
Views today: 6

Seemed like a good idea, from: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl)
Views today: 5

SFX: bionic eye sound, from: The 6 Million Dollar Man
Views today: 5

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 85,143

Family Guy / Total views: 41,761

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 35,906

Sound Effects / Total views: 33,726

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 32,457

Up / Total views: 31,536

Looney Tunes / Total views: 30,808

Babylon 5 / Total views: 26,069

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 25,856

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 25,025

South Park / Total views: 24,110

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 22,475

The Jetsons / Total views: 20,342

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 19,900

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 19,217

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 17,628

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 16,255

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 16,005

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 15,580

Daria / Total views: 15,038

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