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Jan

2022

Blinded by loyalty

From: Eternals

We're just like the soldiers down there: pawns to their leaders, blinded by loyalty.

Barry Keoghan (Druig)

Jan

2022

Why can't I have normal offspring?!

From: Rocko's Modern Life

Episode: An Elk for Heffer (1996) (Season 3, Episode 12a)

Why can't I have any normal offspring?! –The fruit never falls far from the tree, dad. Heh heh heh.

Charlie Adler (George Wolfe) | Mr. Lawrence (Peter Wolfe)

Jan

2022

Absolutely correct

From: Daffy Duck And The Dinosaur

That is correct! Absolutely 100% correct!

Mel Blanc (Daffy Duck)

Jan

2022

Guts for garters

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

From: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Any of you so much as thinks the word "parley," I'll have your guts for garters.

Lee Arenberg (Pintel)

Jan

2022

Long-term relationship

From: Eternals

How long were you two together? –5000 years. –I guess you can call that long-term.

Kit Harington (Dane Whitman / Black Knight) | Gemma Chan (Sersi)

Jan

2022

Out of my way

From: Dinosaurs

Episode: Slave to Fashion (1992) (Season 2, Episode 22)

Out of my way, you worthless sack of fat.

Florence Stanley (Grandma Ethyl Phillips)

#Insult

#Condescension

#Fat

Jan

2022

What do all men want?

From: Back To School

What did he want? –Oh, what do all men want? –He wants you to dress up as Wonder Woman? Tie him up with the Golden Lariat and force him to tell the truth?

Paxton Whitehead (Philip Barbay) | Sally Kellerman (Dr. Diane Turner)

Jan

2022

My drawers

From: The Thin Man

What's that man doing in my drawers?

Myrna Loy (Nora Charles)

#Innuendo

#Underwear

#Furniture

Jan

2022

Metal pansy

From: The Venture Bros.

Episode: Mid-Life Chrysalis (2004) (Season 1, Episode 8)

(beeping) –Oh, you ungrateful metal pansy!

James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture)

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Born Today

John Belushi • 24 Jan 1949

Ernest Borgnine • 24 Jan 1917

Ed Helms • 24 Jan 1974

William Hudson • 24 Jan 1919

Phil LaMarr • 24 Jan 1967

Matthew Lillard • 24 Jan 1970

Kristen Schaal • 24 Jan 1978

Peter Woodward • 24 Jan 1956

Died Today

Larry Fine • 24 Jan 1975

Died This Year

06 Jan 2022 • Sidney Poitier

09 Jan 2022 • Dwayne Hickman

10 Jan 2022 • Gary Waldhorn

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Never confuse the battle with the war, from: Luke Cage
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Really feels like Christmas, from: Everybody Loves Raymond
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Rigidly-defned areas of doubt and uncertainty, from: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl)
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Have I gone insane?, from: Vampire Over London
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Who knows what you'll catch, from: Daria
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Give you my number, from: The Venture Bros.
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Old Pete's got ideas, from: How To Stuff A Wild Bikini
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What are we, cannibals?, from: Looney Tunes
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Viewer discretion advised, from: Miscellaneous
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Never tell me the odds, from: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
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Good night, David, from: The Huntley-Brinkley Report
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Television monitoring, from: Colossus: The Forbin Project
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The following order, from: Colossus: The Forbin Project
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I'd rather they respect me, from: The Andy Griffith Show
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The love of decency, from: True Grit (2010)
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That's long gone, from: This Week In Tech
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Not telling was the plan, from: House M.D.
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Worried about the Beaver, from: Leave It To Beaver
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A nice chianti, from: The Silence Of The Lambs
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A very convincing Nazi, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
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Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 85,860

Family Guy / Total views: 42,280

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 36,381

Sound Effects / Total views: 34,106

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 32,809

Up / Total views: 31,870

Looney Tunes / Total views: 31,188

Babylon 5 / Total views: 26,492

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 26,179

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 25,419

South Park / Total views: 24,502

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 22,908

The Jetsons / Total views: 20,633

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 20,159

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 19,403

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 17,927

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 16,432

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 16,304

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 15,820

Daria / Total views: 15,332

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