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Apr

2023

Why did you betray your honor?

From: Star Trek: Picard

Episode: Imposters (2023) (Season 3, Episode 5)

Why did you join the enemy? Why did you betray your honor? –My honor? Or do you mean Starfleet's? Blind faith in any institution does not make one honorable.

Patrick Stewart (Jean-Luc Picard) | Michelle Forbes (Ro Laren)

#Enemy

#Betrayal

#Honor

#Faith

#Government

#Military

Apr

2023

A mean twist

From: Die, Mommie, Die!

You better slap on your jockstrap, because I intend to give your cojones a mean twist.

Charles Busch (Angela Arden)

Apr

2023

Schoolyard bully

From: Battlestar Galactica (2004)

Episode: The Hand of God (2005) (Season 1, Episode 10)

If you keep running from the schoolyard bully, he keeps on chasing you. But the moment you turn around and stop and punch him really hard in a sensitive spot, he'll think twice about coming back again.

Edward James Olmos (William Adama)

Apr

2023

Everybody's doing it

From: Thank God It's Friday

Hey, man, let me tell you something... Little kids are doing it, old ladies are doing it, everybody's doing it! Now c'mon, dance!

Chick Vennera (Marv Gomez)

#Peer Pressure

#Dance

#Children

Apr

2023

The most-important thing

From: High Anxiety

And the most-important thing?! –Never take a personal check!

Howard Morris (Professor Lilloman) | Mel Brooks (Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke)

Apr

2023

Masked Americans

From: Ms. Marvel

Episode: Seeing Red (2022) (Season 1, Episode 4)

Do all masked Americans have super powers? –Well, how do you know I'm not Canadian?

Aramis Knight (Kareem / Red Dagger) | Iman Vellani (Kamala Khan / Ms. Marvel)

Apr

2023

The word "nipple"

From: Fringe

Episode: The Transformation (2009) (Season 1, Episode 13)

God, I hope I never have to hear him say the word "nipple" again.

Joshua Jackson (Peter Bishop)

#Language

#Nipples

#Frustration

Apr

2023

Doomed to repeat it

From: Wednesday

Episode: Friend or Woe (2022) (Season 1, Episode 3)

Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.

Jenna Ortega (Wednesday Friday Addams)

Apr

2023

Anything's possible

From: The Angry Beavers

Episode: The Day the World Got Really Screwed Up (1998) (Season 2, Episode 10)

Feed on reality? Is that possible? –Remember, Toluca, anything's possible if it happens.

Adrienne Barbeau (Toluca Lake) | Tom Kane (Oxnard Montalvo)

#Reality

#Multiverse

#Impossible

Apr

2023

I'll say it again

From: It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I didn't want to move to California.

Nick Stewart (Migrant Truck Driver)

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