Shut up! I hate chatty food.

When are you gonna wake up?

You might say I'm from everywhere there's trouble brewing and hell waiting to be raised! You might say I'm what Hell's already raised up. Name's... Rango.

Before you talk to the chief, you must party with the chief.

And the sooner you accept the dull, miserable reality of your existence, the happier you'll be. –Wow. Aren't you just a little ray of sunshine.

You killed him. –No, I did not. I gave him life.

I love roughnecks. If I was your bread, would you be my butter?

You want fear? I'm fear. You want chaos? I'm the chaos. You want a new beginning? Here! I am the new beginning!

And by the way, you know, when you-- when you're telling these little stories, here's a good idea: have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener!